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  1. I'm going to go do some homework. When I return, I'll make the last comment on this status update be my wallpaper. Good hunting.

  2. friendly reminder that anything that isn't skim milk a shit

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      this is not news to me

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      photoshop = guaranteed rep, food = guaranteed replies

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      now if we could only combine the two somehow

  3. Did the first Pathfinder game with my Gnome Sorcerer. The highlights of that session were our Cleric hitting herself in the face with her own weapon, our useless Rogue not knowing how to check for traps, and me rolling a dice off the table and the GM making it a 1 just because it fell off the table.

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I wish I had time for those kinds of things.

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Well if you'd just stop doing your NERDY hobbies like acting in plays

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      yeah merso man what a nerd

  4. take whatever song you're listening to or most recently have listened to and add "in my pants" to the end of the title

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Hooker with a Penis in my pants

      oh dear

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Freak of the Week in my Pants

    4. Simon

      Simon

      Point Zero in my pants

      erm

  5. Weekly DPC status. Give me inspiration.

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      I wanted the corvxdoop shipping.....

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      and I didn't want to explain to people why I was drawing myself making out with someone.

    4. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      fiiiiine.....

  6. who homu here

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      red>black>blue>all those other people

    3. Silent

      Silent

      u ppl r fuckin weird LOL

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      yeah well chicken > panda

  7. I have just been griselbrand + dredge + laboratory maniac'd. Feels bad man

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      my favorite color is pinkie pie

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Yeah, well, who says I'm not running blue as well?

    4. Razputin

      Razputin

      Then you agree Blue is the master race and I have no quarrel with you

  8. At digital painting club and need inspiration someone give me an idea to draw

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      flusterstorm targetting your existence >:C

    3. <Witty Name>
    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=74292&type=card

      there ya go witty

  9. let's make a character one trait at a time

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    2. A 1970 Corvette
    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku!

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      dogness in a state of that unobserved quantum thingy

  10. I got a model kit for an A-10 for my birthday. I suppose I'll have to start getting used to painting.

  11. Garlic bread is fucking delicious.

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Pizza Factory is the greatest.

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      sbarros better

    4. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I chewed a raw piece of garlic once. It probably wasn't the best decision.

  12. I'm in Digital Painting Club, someone give me ideas for what to draw.

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    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      it's okay, Im just tsundere

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Would you really do that to me, Raz?

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Draw Demoman with a bunch of french girls.

  13. glasses get

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      http://www.eye-sim.com/

      helpful

      but my eyesight is so damn bad even it cant properly calculate/simulate my vision.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Doopliss is correct. If your eyes focus light too far in, the glasses focus it further out so it all lines up. The worse the error, the stronger the glasses (and thus the weirder they look to people with good eyes).

    4. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      Ah, right, that makes a fair bit of sense, cheers.

  14. You guys all suck so I'm extending the avatar-challenge to when I wake up from my nap. Same as I said before, second to last post with an image becomes my avatar. Remember to ACTUALLY FUCKING GIVE ME IMAGES.

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Double posting is a legitimate strategy

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      corv, you are /gif/ in human form

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'm taking that as an insult.

      Was it an insult?

  15. Weekly Digital Painting Club Request Status Post (WDPCRSP for short). Any ideas?

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Fix'd Cube's response: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/23/Demoman_jeers01.wav?t=20100625222727

    3. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Draw a stick disguised as a Spy

    4. Grobag
  16. Speaking of pokémon, what's the best Eeveelution?

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    2. Paero

      Paero

      Any answer but Glaceon is wrong.

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Personally, I think Flareon's the best. Game-wise, Espeon or Jolteon rock. Honorable mention to Glaceon too, for pretty much carrying my team in HeartGold.

    4. Huff

      Huff

      I like seeing the Eeveelutions because Trace can really help in fucking a few of 'em up.

  17. Shall we gather for oranges and juice tonight?

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    2. Arm the Homeless
    3. Arm the Homeless
    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      That's it, I'm killiing Evilbrain.

      The low-chaos ending isn't worth this.

  18. At the DMV, passed the test ez and then... Failed the eye test. Hit up an optometrist, he made an exception. I guess... I guess that means Megane-Corvette is now canon. I'll have to pick up my prescription sometime next week. God dammit.

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      What was your vision like? I was amazed by how much more I could see after getting glasses.

    3. Medic

      Medic

      You need glasses? That sucks. But at least you didn't fail your actual driving test yet.

    4. tsc

      tsc

      Heh, I nearly failed mine.

  19. DPC status. Give me inspiration to ignore.

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    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Needs more belts.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Joke's on you, her belt is actually made out of other belts, down to an atomic level.

    4. tsc

      tsc

      0/10 I want my money back again.

  20. Shit, I need a topic for a persuasive essay. I'm thinking a "Wrangler is OP" essay but I don't think my teacher would go for it. Give alternatives.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Dual I seriously don't think you can be this uninformed

    3. tam

      tam

      why masturbating after eating indian food is the dumbest fucking thing somebody can do

    4. DualJay

      DualJay

      Corvette I promise you I can.

  21. I made cookies~

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    2. DualJay
    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      We're still selective about enrollment, though, so only some can join.

    4. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I killed all the Maidassaassains by raising dongers, so does that make me above cookies?

  22. my favourite cup broke today ;~;7

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'll give them the maidsassin treatment

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Make them die from shame? A little unorthodox, but I guess it works.

    4. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      is it the cricket world cup

  23. Watching K-On has made me want to learn the guitar. Coincidentally, my brother also just got his guitar re-strung.

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      i don't play touhou so i dont know who madoka is

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      it's the anus descriptions that get me

    4. Paero

      Paero

      Gets you what?

  24. help what draw

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver
    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Stuff that would have been cool in the 90s.

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Draw someone watching a video of someone making a portrait of Bob Ross hugging a tree.

  25. I have nanchos. My day is complete.

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      If you think that counts as BDSM, you should see what he does to me.....

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      The point is, what I really need in my life is a bag of cough drops.

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      WHAT'S IS that guys even his PROBLEM? is like heg got BROAD SIDE SCHOOL FED up the BONE BULGE

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