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  1. A 1970 Corvette

    My new DeathAdder came in two days early! I'm happy as fuck to have a new mouse and this one feels really nice and solid.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Logitech and SteelSeries master race.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      this thing looks so out of place with my silly little mac but honestly I felt like splurging on a mouse and hell I'll just switch it over if I get my own computer some day

    3. Verumae

      Verumae

      yeah razer mice are really "solid"

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  2. A 1970 Corvette

    Anyone here do stuff like airsoft or paintball? My brothers and I used to do airsoft a lot but we sorta stopped... It was fun, though, even if it was just us running around in the small lot next to our house.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      We have two or three really good rifles, but most of our pistols are shit - the good ones we had either broke or we just never bothered to buy more CO2.

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      I would like to, but I don't have the time now.

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      I used to, but never regularly.

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  3. A 1970 Corvette

    Is it bad that going over the Vietnam War in history makes me want to watch Full Metal Jacket?

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Yes. You're now Mecha Hitler Stalin.

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      The historical accuracy is obviously why you may think that.

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Well, it's a more entertaining film than Apocalypse Now.

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  4. A 1970 Corvette

    Come on anon, the fireworks are starting!

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      What he said, wisconsin and indianda both have a shittion of firework stores near the border just for that purpose, the police gives zero fucks if you launch them or not.

    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      california

      more likeĀ 

      commiefornia

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      At least we have happy cows.

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  5. A 1970 Corvette

    Managed to play some Halo ODST. Admittedly, it was only the first area, and it wasn't on my save which had almost every secret weapon cache unlocked, but still. Still can't stand playing with a controller, but I'm glad that other than that I've found it's not my nostalgiagoggles getting the better of me when I think about it.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Considering I'm on a Mac right now, I don't think I care much for being a scrublord.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Now you're a super scrublord with a side of fries

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      WELCOME BROTHER!

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  6. A 1970 Corvette

    Got my primal origin box, ARTIFACT HYPE THRUSTERS AT āˆž

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      jesus christ seven is way too high you're going to kill us all

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      LUDICROUS SPEED

    3. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Plaid.

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  7. A 1970 Corvette

    I have to admit, this CS project did make me use my brain. However, using my brain to figure out how to implement Quicksort and a Binary Search Tree into a simple text-based game may not have been the intent of the project.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      To the north is a path blocked by a Bogosort.

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      eez all you need to know.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      To the south is a bridge blocked by recursive bogobogosort.

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  8. A 1970 Corvette

    I'll be gone from wednesday afternoon to sunday night, hope you guys can handle life without me

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      it's okay guys, i'm just off to marine basic training

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      who is this faggot again?

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      if you die can I have your stuff

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  9. A 1970 Corvette

    little rocket gnome was going fine until the helicopter of "push fucking everything with physics around" showed up, i suppose it's phys_pushscale 0 time

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      geez you cheater you must be bad at vidyagames or something.

    2. Huff

      Huff

      wow how casual can you get

    3. Huff

      Huff

      also rynj you can leave the gnome in the elevator room, do the antlion den, and come back to revive Alyx and the gnome will be where you left it

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  10. A 1970 Corvette

    We went into storage to look at my future Impala. I-I think I'm in love. Can't wait for someone to haul her out here so we can get her clean and running.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      daaayum son, now that is nice, 10/10 jelly

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Well of course you'd fall in love with a car

    3. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      plenty of jelly

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  11. A 1970 Corvette

    I got my braces off! I'd post a picture but my smiling is awkward as fuck and I don't want to subject you guys to that.

    1. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      congrats!

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      How does it feel to chew 5gum?

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I chewed 2 pieces of 5 Gum at the same time today. I nearly died from the feels.

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  12. A 1970 Corvette

    I want to get a hip flask and fill it with water just so I can take it out and drink from it whenever someone says something really stupid.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I want to get a hip flask and fill it with water so I can have easy access to water.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Wouldn't a canteen be better for that though? You could store more.

      Or a camelback.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I want to get a hip flask so I can summon demons from another dimension

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  13. A 1970 Corvette

    Bird Maiden is officially the cutest magic creature

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      Thalia is the purest mtg waifu

    2. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Y'all are wrong. Saffi Eriksdotter ftw.

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I just said "shes pretty good," dont jump to conclusions now. the Best Girl in Magic is Radha

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  14. A 1970 Corvette

    >tfw need to get materials from a teacher's website and it's down

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      how fun

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      "Oh, but it's not my problem if you can't access the only way to get school-related materials, you should have went back in time and got them before they were even assigned."

      I can already see it now.

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      I feel ya bro.

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  15. A 1970 Corvette

    storm is a fun mechanic

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      something

      something

      something

      something

      something

      something

      something

      something

      something

      grapeshot

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      real men mind's desire a few times before that just to drag out the turn for longer

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      THE turn? You mean you only took the one in a row?

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  16. A 1970 Corvette

    Now, do I do work now or later? Hm.....

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      never

    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      later

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      you need to take your work in a box where noone can observe you so that you both work and dont work from our perspective.

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  17. A 1970 Corvette

    where were you when yuyuyu killed christmas

    1. tam

      tam

      what the fuck is yuyuyu

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      yu know, it's yu! yu?

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Christmas was not entirely ruined.

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  18. A 1970 Corvette

    Today my friends wheeled a mini-fridge into one of their teacher's classes and set it up in her closet. I'm tempted to bring my own food to fill it, but it might get raided.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I can suggest some good chemical labels to slap on your food

      they probably won't want to touch 90% hydrogen peroxide

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      They'll probably wise up once they see you pulling food out of it, though.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      That's why you kill them with 90% hydrogen peroxide if they see you

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  19. A 1970 Corvette

    Syura is best orenji juusu

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      how to counter syura in 2 easy steps

      be poppo, put in reverse attribute field card into deck

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      wait crap i forgot one thing

      get lucky

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      or you can play saki and counter everything including yourself

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  20. A 1970 Corvette

    Down by the mountains, and across the river Tay, an army of undead unicorns are charging into the fray!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you don't seem concerned at all

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      no biggie

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      He's brandishing a knife, Shia LaBeouf

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  21. A 1970 Corvette

    5bc16bead6.jpg

    So this is a knife...

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      BANNED IN ENGLAND.

      FOR SHOWING ILLEGAL WEAPONRY.

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      this..... is a nice weapon

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      mfw someone asks me to do this dishes

      iuSbqU5.png

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  22. A 1970 Corvette

    NOTHING IS SAFE

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      be careful ivan

      dog is of bomb

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      this is literally the biggest fucking meme ive ever seen and this is still great every single time

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      An update to QP Seagull - Dangerous!! has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you refuse to click on the status update. The major changes include:

      -Fixed colour issues

      b219f205f8.png

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  23. A 1970 Corvette

    I think I'm sexually attracted to a firearm.

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      does it have a feminine trigger

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      You're funny, Kraszu, you seem to think I'd be topping in this relationship.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Just remember to leave the safety on. Or don't, if that's what you're into...

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  24. A 1970 Corvette

    Kraken Progress: 1/5

    I started with the hardest launcher, it's all downhill from here.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      i got 560 archer kills in 2 days

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      for no reason

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      dont bully

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  25. A 1970 Corvette

    MY EYES

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      They didn't do anything ;~;

    2. Binary

      Binary

      So I guess that was the wrong default then...

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      BALD, BALD, BALD!

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