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  1. Arm the Homeless

    I got aero to work on my desktop. Holy crap this is amazing

  2. Arm the Homeless

    I got kicked off a Fistful of Frags server for passing the whiskey. What do now?

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      You can only pass laterally after the snap. Try passing the whiskey backwards next time.

  3. Arm the Homeless

    I got the 2077th post of ItsUrBlog 2. I feel accomplished for starting the Fallout Post Delete Wars again.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      After deleting your own post to get it, of course.

      Your crown is made of worms.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      After deleting your own post to get it, of course.

      Your crown is made of worms.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      What do you mean deleting my post? Do you have proof to back your claim?

  4. Arm the Homeless

    I had this wierd dream about casinos and books about gangs

  5. Arm the Homeless

    i hate america but i love fish

     

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      :gaben:

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      japan has fish too though

      you weeaboo

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Germany doesn't have Fish though

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  6. Arm the Homeless

    I have a larger army of friends.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Dem blank/default avatars.

      It makes you wonder how people have created an account here and never even posted.

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      unactivated accounts

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Well done.

  7. Arm the Homeless

    I have an army of friends.

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Bitch please

      http://spufpowered.com/user/785-batty-batterson/?tab=friends

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      #battyfriendarmy

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      and here i am with five friends

      forever comparatively-alone

  8. Arm the Homeless

    I have aquired the euphoric feels of Cherry MX Blues

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Mechanical keyboard High-Five.

  9. Arm the Homeless

    I have created my magnum opus. I am done with life: https://clyp.it/ggonk2zo

  10. Arm the Homeless

    I have downloaded 81 Space Jam remixes. Am I Charles Barkley enough?

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Only with patience can one slam

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      [b-balls start falling from the vents]

  11. Arm the Homeless

    I have mined almost half a million Fedoracoins. If it ever reaches a considerable amount of dosh, I will buy so many fedoras, fake neckbeards, Mountain Dews, and Dorritos.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      Make sure to tip your waiter if you use them to pay for dinner.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I'm getting a custom-made fedora to wear in the musical I'm in. Sadly, I don't get to keep it.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I'll fund you Fedoracoins to make them euphoric enough to allow you to keep it

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  12. Arm the Homeless

    I have over 20 empty bottles of Coca Cola now.

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      I wonder what Bethesda would do if someone mailed them thousands and thousands of caps.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      Fuck release date, I just want the announcement.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Hey guys! We're partnering with Activision to bring you Call of Fallout 4!

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  13. Arm the Homeless

    I just got banned out of my own Runescape account when I tried to reset my password.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I don't even remember what shitty name I used 9 years ago.

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      i used hugthebed2

      it's the first thing I ever needed a username for and that's what my 6 year old self thought of

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I used dusty9122 and loser9122, respectively

      I should log in but I don't want to be reminded of the dark times

  14. Arm the Homeless

    I learned that Johnathan Coulton regularly plays music for NPR's Ask Me Another. Including the songs he wrote for Valve games and the various other ones he has.

  15. Arm the Homeless

    I made 3 more SPUF accounts. Getting banned is an adictive substance

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Now make a thread where every single person posting is you.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      le epin meme posting :v)

    3. Argeon

      Argeon

      Swag ogredose

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  16. Arm the Homeless

    I managed to crash Steam via the Steam Music Beta by trying to put my entire micspam music directory into it. It's a nice 3.8 GB of music, sound, and other nonsense.

    1. tsc

      tsc

      Google Play Music All-Access ftw

  17. Arm the Homeless

    I now have 126 tracks of Space Jam. That's about half a GB worth.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I already have the biggest ones on /r/comeonandslam, so there is no point in posting them anymore.

    2. Veez

      Veez

      Why do you need so much Jam that you can Slam to?

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Because if you can't slam with the best, jam with the rest.

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  18. Arm the Homeless

    I played Insurgency and it's actually a pretty fun game. Albeit most of the strategy just goes down to spraying randomly on most servers just like Red Orchestra

  19. Arm the Homeless

    I played Tribes: Ascend for the first time since it became dead. I really missed playing the Pathfinder.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Only one word can express my sorrow at the death of Ascend

      "Shazbot!"

    2. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      Woohoo!

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I am the greatest!

  20. Arm the Homeless

    I really hope that the Source 2 engine isn't built off the Source engine. Source is barely held on by duct tape, with Gold Source as a base. But issue is that Gold Source is built off the Quake 1 engine, making Gold Source, and thus Source a tower of dated material. Pls volvo. Make Source 2 completely original.

    1. Verumae

      Verumae

      you have no idea what you're talking about

  21. Arm the Homeless

    I really need more crates

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      How the hell do you sell those damned things?

      I've got like 10 up on the marketplace and none of them have sold for about three months.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      He's collecting them, not selling them.

  22. Arm the Homeless

    I really need to stop shitposting here

  23. Arm the Homeless

    I really want an Italian Hero and some grapes

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Here you go.

      Italian hero: http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPAKIoRNQa3drynzILqJATO1GmOIyAcGSM644fR6wuVJBc55WOOA

      Grapes:

      Wasn't sure which ones you liked so I got all 3.

  24. Arm the Homeless

    I recently fired a pistol and than an automatic rifle. It's really ♥♥♥♥ing scary....

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      "It's fun once you get used to the kick and noise."

      -Corvette 2013

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      raisin pls I'm still in 2012

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I'm forever stuck in 2077

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  25. Arm the Homeless

    I recently showed my friends my dad's old Apple II. They promptly raged after 10 minutes of trying to figure out how to turn on the entire machine and to get it to run DOS.

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      #kidsthesedays

    2. Medic

      Medic

      We had an old iMac. We traded it for an iPhone 4, to an Apple computer collector.

    3. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      what is dos

      i assume it isn't the spanish word for "two" in context

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