John Caveson

there may be a day when the dank memes of man fail us

but it is not this day

I'm going to stab somebody with a rusty fork

good plan witty

Also North Korea tried to nuke Japan.

North Korea isn't going to nuke Japan.

If they did, who would they kidnap to animate their propaganda cartoons?

Personally, I'm hype for the next Imperial Japan.

"What?" - Who, When

-Ghandi

"Our words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS" - Ghandi.

We ain't got no water, this was inevitable.

Doesn't that happen every year? We get fires most years too.

Nine distinct fires in a single city at the same time is pretty alarming, regular or not

*prod*

OW FUCKING DON'T thAT HUrtS DAMMIT

badaladaladalada

I have 212 and all I play is dota and wow

wow, only 50? Get gud scrub.

get hearthstone

Be careful out in the Zone. Make sure you have food, water and most importantly, a lot of ammo.

Special song for Florida people.

Not technically hurricane related, but close enough

Have any of you had to drive through a black-out?

kinda, the stretches of roads without lights here can get pretty lonely, especially on country roads.

I love driving down pitch black roads at night. Particularly the motorways.

Too soon. Unless you wanna sell some holiday themed crap, don't shove Christmas into people faces.

Somebody was molested by Santa Claus.

Santa is the devil

my clothes and my shirt print contain every color except green

Do I get bonus points because my real name is Patrick?

Nein.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Off the charts.

I wish he were a comatose skeleton, he'd do less damage that way.

we have the drones now

can't beat them drones, man

-sun tzu

Seems like I also hit quad digitizing my rep. Now I can die happy and shake  Jesus' hand on my way to heaven.

And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

i have more rep than posts ez

大丈夫ですか？

which games?

So far just Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. But I'm considering Spla2n and even Minecraft of all things, iunno why. I'm also waiting on Super Mario Odysseus. As for LoZ:BotW, I'm on the fence about it, I never actually played Zelda before, but I've seen my bro play it plenty of times.

Buried under the Arch

hap e birthday

Sick. I need to start looking into what distro I should use tbh

Well I'll tell you this, if it shares the previous Game Night's inclination to be on a random Tuesday at 8 PM, it's probably going to die a horrible death just like the last one.

No no, it'll be weekly, and on the same day and relatively the same time.

To be fair the Replay category last year was bullshit as well.

True, it was crap, and the winner literally bribed Valve to win.

Or should I say today's work?

Today's work. Unless you have a time machine...

Never mind, it's back, ALL HAIL COMMANDER!

WHERE'S MY PULITZER GODDAMNIT

way to warn me too late

Your welcome :3

small and insignificant?

Yes.

If only I had that pixelart of the engineer saved somewhere.

guess who's back, back again. shady's back. tell a friend.

JEFF

GORDOOOON

HE FAILED EVERY ONE OF US

Better than skidding off the track and dying.

is a killing name

*Salutes*

If you mess with the hoofs, you get the bull.

if you mess with the red bull you get wings