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fucking did it bitches Spoiler

Fixed.

Because releasing a Halloween update at Christmas would be silly

and then, TF2 becomes the newest and best racing game.

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Quoting myself because Valve really took a turn into EA town this event: Man, every time I reread the blog post I cringe because of the amount of BS emanating from it. Even if you got every gift it spawned each 48 minutes since the first second the event started, you would actually need 2 more days to get to 500. Now this one they did it. I'll bet the are counting even accounts that played TF2 once outside the event. To get 5 gifts you would have to play only 4-5 hours in the entire 10+ days from the event. But... Maybe these players that got 5 gifts werent focusing on the gifts or playing actually good maps? Of course 6 > 5, unless they were using a decimal system, that was the minumum number bigger than 5. 'You guys will get almost nothing free, deal with it' 'We mean if you pay for the content of course.' WHAT THE FUCK happened this year. Did people bought so few items because they were free to get and they decided to pull this off? Last year stuff were untradable, uncratable, unmarketable, you would get a random one each 50 minutes and there were like 120+ of them, getting the ones you wanted was really hard. Suddenly they go 'Nope, forget about it guys, no more free stuff, you want stuff, pay up. Because reasons, have some stats we made up to prove our point, buy stuff from the store'

The Halloween masks you have to get from card drops. The baby masks you get from finding them in the safehouse nightmare on N/H/VH/OVK. They'll be floating in the upper part of the safehouse but sometimes they teleport away and you'll have to keep finding them until you get the achievement.

Even if you got every gift it spawned each 48 minutes since the first second the event started, you would actually need 2 more days to get to 500. Now this one they did it. I'll bet the are counting even accounts that played TF2 once outside the event. To get 5 gifts you would have to play only 4-5 hours in the entire 10+ days from the event. But... Maybe these players that got 5 gifts werent focusing on the gifts or playing actually good maps? Of course 6 > 5, unless they were using a decimal system, that was the minumum number bigger than 5. 'You guys will get almost nothing free, deal with it' 'We mean if you pay for the content of course.' WHAT THE FUCK happened this year. Did people bought so few items because they were free to get and they decided to pull this off? Last year stuff were untradable, uncratable, unmarketable, you would get a random one each 50 minutes and there were like 120+ of them, getting the ones you wanted was really hard. Suddenly they go 'Nope, forget about it guys, no more free stuff, you want stuff, pay up. Because reasons, have some stats we made up to prove our point, buy stuff from the store' Am I the only one thinking that the 2011 and prior way of Halloween gifts was just superior? It was so much more fun to have an all-out race and fight for the one gift that spawned every five minutes than to wait for almost an hour so you can waddle to your crappy gift in 2012. 2012 ruined gift distribution, and now they just buried it all together. Fuckssake, there was nothing wrong about the way gifts were being given out in 2011. If you couldn't get your hands on a single gift, then you just needed to git gud instead of crying about it.

There's not a single bird in video game history I hate more than this fucker. Fuck you and your 7s, you fuckface.

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Ehh, gifts were a fuckin pain 2011. You can't say "Just get good" because there are always better people and they took every single gift. It was like the cranky elderly couple was giving away king size Snickers bars, but some older kids would try to punch you in the face to steal ti from you. If the cranky elderly couple saw someone get punched in the face, they'd yell "Stop getting punched and you'll get candy".

Aight, just checkin'. Some time ago someone (corv?) told me he had not had evolution in school so I was worried the differences between Catholic and Protestant had also been scrapped off the curriculum to make room for saluting the flag 101 or something like that

Exactly the thing poor people say Yeah yeah, I ain't that stupid. Indulgences, 95 thesis, Pope Power, all that jazz.

looks more like Euro vs American churches to me god damn American churches suck hard after living in Europe

https://soundcloud.com/victor-ybarra/spooky-scary-skulldozers This is 2pooky4me

It is literally implying that Spoiler they are holding hands

WOOO BUMPA CARS

Spoiler He will come back to get his ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVohBBNYOks

Because

It's videos like this that are one of the reasons why I love TF2. Seriously, how many shooters do you see that you can do this kind of stuff? http://youtu.be/D-mfEdi_Od4 We should totally do this sometime.

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