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The Rosetta probe has successfully landed on Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko. It didn't secure itself properly, however, and wound up bouncing, placing it in a possibly unstable location with less than ideal sunlight. Here're some of the pictures from the probe. XKCD had a cute little play-by-play comic about it. You can see all of the panels here It's a mindblowing achievement, given the distances involved. It will be interesting to see what they make of the situation.

Well, we don't really actually know all that much about the actual composition of comets. They're not quite asteroids-aka big balls of rock or metal. They're sometimes described as big space snowballs, which while being a gross oversimplification is kinda close to the mark. But besides that, we didn't even know if we could even land on a comet until yesterday-there were worries that the probe would simply sink into the surface, or any other number of catastrophic events. Now that Philae's up and running, we're going to get so much stuff about what makes these things work. Like Kay said, it was also practice for other things. The probe carried an experimental harpoon landing system. Basically you fire at the object and reel yourself in with it. I don't think it actually worked (I believe it failed to fire?) but it's an idea that's been suggested to use when landing on smaller bodies. Remember, shit like asteroids or comets have negligible gravity, so even if we can get into an orbit around one, that doesn't necessarily mean that landing is going to be easy (or even possible) with the aid of what little gravity there is. This is a system designed to land and attach probes (and maybe eventually spacecraft) in situations where you can't trust the object you're landing on to keep you stuck to itself.

alright listen up you lil shits simon's 'bout to explain football positions offense: quarterback: guy who throws the ball or hands it to running back (see below), also calls most plays running back: guy who runs with ball, can also catch passes from quarterback or block for him offensive line: guys who protect guy with ball from defense wide receivers: guys who catch passes tight end: a mix between line and receiver, can do both defense: defensive line: llarge guys trying to push through/around the o-line and get to the dude with the ball linebackers: guys behind the d-line. defend against short passes, go after running backs, try to get to quarterback sometimes cornerbacks: guys who keep wide receivers from catching passes safeties: guys at way back of defense, last line on deep passes, work with cornerbacks usually special teams: placekicker: guy who kicks field goals / extra points / off the tee to other team after his team scores punter: guy who punts ball to other team when offense fails kick returner: guy who catches the kick and tries to run it back as far as possible it's kind of odd that there's an entire position and play designed around giving the other team the ball isn't it you now know all there is to know about american football now go watch this clip and experience the definition of nadir

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>Ullapool Caber

So apparently you need a mobile app to open a chest in AC: Unity I don't even what

Oh look, I do silly videos/YTPMVs and draw casually. Have one of my newest things, even if some aren't that new at all: Pictures: Spoiler A YTPMV: Spoiler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84mOnTjAJhs

  They launched this sucker 10 and a half fucking years ago. It was expected to land within 500 meters of the designated landing zone. It landed within 50 meters.   Fucking science.

No, but we will be able to capture comets and use them for space rodeos.

Yep. Install CM11 first. I also really like pushbullet if you use your phone and computer.   Did you have a smartphone before?

Dammit Edward that's just cruel

I refuse to not call them asbestos now

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ovk pls

jesus christ why

Dewitos™: the binding of isaac in its entirety sounds like a greentext story OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >be me OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >be 7 OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >mom watching tv, me chilling with tonka truck OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >she starts acting weird af OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >strips me naked OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >locks me in room OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >comes after me with knife OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >ohgod.jpg OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >panic, find trapdoor under rug OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >yolo OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >in basement, there's shit and zombies everywhere OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >cry so hard they die OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >find gold door OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >blob of red matter idk what it is OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >touch it, dead fetus spouts from eye but i feel stronger for some reason OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >holy fuck why OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >keep going, find and kill giant spider bitch OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >coat hanger OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >overcome with urge to jam it through skull OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: >doesn't actually hurt me, makes me cry harder OkeyDiddleyDokerinoFriendachino: yeah you're right

No wonder you all died.