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Is that a tactical selfie stick I see

The above quote (found here) happened to me last July. Today, it happened again, and I realized (a) why (b) I'm an idiot. There were a bunch of little candle holders with the last remnants of wax on the bottom. Turns out candle wax plus scalding water equals waxy foam everywhere. Mystery solved, I guess.

​Just voted for armstrong and made it even again. eat shit

magickus pmed me on steam saying something about bennett (his real name) and asking if he could call me on steam he was doing a dumb voice and pretending to be his own older brother and saying he felt bad for tarnishing his younger brother's reputation and that magickus killed himself back in february and that stuff he kept asking if I knew magickus and I kept saying no and he lost it when I started going on about how gnome players have huge penises and stopped pretending to be his older brother

*coworker breaks plate* Woo, not me!

#TeamNeil #neverforget;-;7

​Dam. That's okay, I can mod Bethesda games, so I'll just add your house and piss on your corpse after the game's release.

Fucking based Ronnie

​well Marie is best squid so I guess he has some semblance of taste

Here's a thought: Make games with more than two hours of gameplay :^y

Such hipster salt.

holy fuck

gonna be honest, I misread that as "command dick system" I should probably go to bed

I can understand the AO rating but part of me thinks if the ESRB had just slapped an M rating on it and fucked off to lunch then there would be less attention paid to this stupid game. If anything AO just makes edgy kids and angry neckbeards want to play it even more.

Because children might cut themselves on the edge, of course.

I, uh...