Oh, hi, I didn't see you there. I'm just protecting my brain from the gamma radiation emitted by IBM under order of the Rammilitary. Don't you see!? The Binocracy is lie! It's just another name for the Rammilitary! It keeps us divided so we 're easy to control!! The "april fools" theme was a brainwashing technique approved by Cmdr to keep us all from seeing the trooth! Now that Chairman Rammite has control of IBM he's using their surveillance technology to make us all vote for Bill Murray for president! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. Shadowrun