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​It was a shoddy attempt at selling a peripheral controller for the Dreamcast. And Sega, in their infinite wisdom, decided Big's story was too quality to remove it from the remake that Dan and Arin are playing because god knows why.

All right, so here's a first for me: A continuation of a dream I had a few months ago. I didn't remember it until now, but the original dream: Apparently I'm some destined child who's like Conan and Hercules have been rolled into one, and I'm supposed to find this Cup. it doesn't have a special name, it's just The Cup, but it's apparently super world savingly important. So in the first one I'm a kid, and my mom tells me all about this destiny in our house that, near as I can tell, is built under some rocky overhang in either a river or swamp. The floors are dirt, and a weird quirk is that the floor of the kitchen is like 3 foot deep mud so I almost drown once and my mom's like "That's what you get for trying to bother me in the kitchen". So yeah, I learn to swim and every day I'm out in the swamp/river/whatever going diving in the hopes of randomly finding The Cup, but I'm super disappointed because I can never find it, and I'm not allowed to leave the area around the house. Also everyone has weird names. My mom is "Orovolva Did You know Your Spring is Running Away?". I have no idea what my name is, so it's probably just my name. Then in the middle of a scene, I got woken up. So now in this dream I'm an adult, but I'm the same person. Kinda muscly but not super ridiculously so. After I get back from my morning swim I'm attacked by some douchebag in a canoe, and we rolI around on my deck for a while before I take his own dagger and slice his throat with it. Semi-important detail: I can now, apparently, walk on top of the mud in the kitchen, only sinking if I stop moving, to which I seem really pissed off when I do sink while I'm telling my mom about the guy who attacked me. She takes this as a sign that I should, and she'll make a special dinner tonight in celebration f my going out into the world for the first time. I'm ecstatic. I get attacked by the guy's brother after going back outside, because REVENGE! even after I explain the brother attacked me. He doesn't care. He charges at me, and I slash his throat with his brother's knife (continuity!). So we flash over to my mom cooking curry, which I find odd because my mom fucking hates curry (IRL, it was at this point I was starting to wake up, so it was kind of a lucid dream at this point). Like, it's her least favorite food related thing ever. Anywho. She's making curry, and she's happy that it turned out well, besides the fact that some of the pieces of ham are a bit burnt (it was called currry in the dream, and it looked curry-esque, but it was ham, chicken, and roast beef with the sauce on it...iunno) and she tells me to go for a jog or something for a while while she gets everything on the table. My character leaves the room, and the viewpoint stays with my mom, who was apparently known in her youth as "Orovolva the Snav" which the subtitles helpfully translated as "Bloody Knife" and then the room goes dark, and some creepy guy starts talking to her, and I can't remember the words. There's a short tussle, none of which I see...and the dream ends. I have no clue who won that fight beyond a vague impression of disappointment that blood was going to get all over the curry she worked so hard on.

RIP highest level i've ever got to on POE.

fucking faggot took dwarf hunter away from me fucking fag now i have to fucking play gnome mage fuck me fuck shit fuck cunt niggers

space oddity with the 100 most common words in english and also a kazoo solo

You guys know about To The Moon, right? What about the spin off comic: To the Moon, Too? The platypus and the bunny are trying to get to the moon. They are accepting suggestions for things they might try, and are giving free music boxes to people whose suggestions they accept. Check number 11. I'M GETTING A MUSIC BOX! One of these: But, instead will play this song: http://www.freebirdgames.com/sounds/FR_MB-candidate.mp3

Right on Simon! It's always nice when life hands you a good gift Seems like nowadays TVs are becoming disposable magic boxes - If it doesn't work, throw it away and buy a new one. I can't even find any TV repairmen anymore, people would rather just buy a new TV than open up the one they already have and try to fix it.

I've just seen the most beautiful combination of words in the English language.

revision: not perfect, it basically shits itself every time it turns on or off. Also, my neighbors are like the most boring normal people on the planet. It's Long Island White Suburbia. Watching this thing slowly attempt to calibrate itself with a PS3 is fascinating. And it worked! Update 2: The sound comes from the bottom and I don't have a stand or anything, so the sound would be going right into the rug. Solution: exterior speaker. This is actually working. This is fucking awesome.

WAOW that archon/MVP game 2

Goddammit Hussie. I really don't like waiting months to a year for Homestuck to re-become a thing, and then having to re-read the last few pages to remind myself what's happening. It really kills whatever scraps of pacing the story had left.

No. they're not, and no, it doesn't matter. The audiences are completely different. My dad loves watching sports, he played a lot of rugby in his younger days, but that's never something that carried through to me. He can sit and watch rugby, tennis, golf, whatever you can think of, all day. But god knows you're not gonna convince a 60 year old scottish man to sit down and watch a game of Dota for an hour, and have him think it's an actual sport. You can argue that it just requires a different type of skill to traditional sports, but guess what, when someone says sport you think of football or whatever, and that's because that's what a sport is in our society, something that requires a pretty high level of intense physical skill. There's a reason that they're called 'e-sports' and not just 'sports', and that's because like it or not they're NOT regular sports.

tf2 is trash