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General DeGroot

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  1. This place tastes of ash and aluminium.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      why do you eat ash and aluminum

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      dont you question my life choices

  2. WITNESS ME!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      how about you witness this 5

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      "INCOMING 10" -me

      *rolls a 1

      *jay evades

      "DAMNIT" -dead

  3. god damn these 1-month-name-change rules

    I just want to get my name unspooky

  4.  S K E L E W E E N   I S   E T E R N A L

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  5. dog of wisdom

    1. A 1970 Corvette
    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      i've reenacted this video with my friend's brother once

  6. I got elbowed in the face yesterday

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Was it on purpose? Did you elbow the person in the everywhere after that?

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      We were practicing a hook-punch counterattack that required a forearm-strike feint, and the guy was a little too close.

  7. My tv show will be a celebrity talk show where I fight people instead of talking, please fund it

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Too late, MTV is already resurrecting Celebrity Deathmatch, you missed your shot.

    2. General DeGroot
  8. Mortal kombat makes me want to aggressively punch someone in the face

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      as opposed to passively punching someone in the face?

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Well I passively punch people all the time, it's called sparring

  9. Spiders are your friends

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I am spiders friend's too

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      All spiders are my enemy and will be executed without trial.

  10. "You're such a squid." - me

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Which one is it?!!??!?!?!?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Maybe the real squid...was the friends we made along the way!

  11. update on my drawing skills

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  12. I too am sexually attracted to a firearm

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    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >liking literal shit

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      >Liking a futuristic staple gun

  13. Driver's license knowledge test today, wish me luck boys

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      GLHF. I wouldn't worry too much, the written test is reaaaaally simple. "What does this sign mean?" Is red stop or go?" "Can you turn left at a red light?". It is very much meant to be a basic knowledge base without which you should not be allowed within 10 feet of a steering wheel.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      My test was piss easy because the numerical questions (How much can you tow using a standard Class C license? How far should you stop behind someone?) were either the highest number or the lowest number. Everything else was common sense (Do you stop for pedestrians on crosswalks?)

       

      Waiting in line to get it was more harrowing than actually taking it.

  14. hello darkness my old friend

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Aqua > Darkness

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      i've come to shipost with you again

  15. Jet Set Radio Future should be on PC. We need more Jet Set Radio-esque games.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Personally I preferred the prequel Jet Force Gemini

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Did Guitar Vader ever recover after losing the crucial member "random American keyboard player found in an airport"?

  16. most loved therefore most hated

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      degroot, where do your updates come from

    2. General DeGroot
  17. having conversations with your car alarm, when you come out your shit is gone

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      No, YOUR shit is gone.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      You already posted this one though.

  18. yall mind if i 
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    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      you do you, Morpheus.

       

      You do you.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Anybody mind if I

       

       

       

      Take off my pants?

  19. got that birthday feelin'
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    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Get a feeling so complicated

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      He wanted to be a dinosaur when he grew up.

  20. DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "Wait, what's going on? Whoa, whoa!"

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      *Plankton laughing*

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