TheOnlyGuyEver

so this?
 

 

Here's my X-ray. No cast for it, but I do now have two 8 in titanium rods and some wire in there now. You think it sucks when you wack your "funny bone?" Now if I wack my left elbow there I pretty much have to stop whatever the fuck I'm doing for a few min due to the pain. :(

Is this bold enough?

Oh, last month I left a pack of cheap cigars on the seat of my car, and left my windows down over night. A local Raccoon decided to flip my shit because they were Cherry flavored cheap cigars. He tore up my seat a little bit, opened up the pack of cigars, pulled one out, did not unwrap it. Pulled my coffee thermos out of my drivers side map pocket, pulled out a chamis from its container to look at it, found nothing that it really wanted, and then decided to fuck right off.

I killed one with a Mag Lite once.
 
I also fucked up my car when I hit a huge one at around 100 mph one night while fucking around on some back roads near my parents house. Left a nice 20lb raccoon shaped dent in my plastic bumper and took out a fog light. :(

I'm jarateed

I hit a raccoon once.
 
It ran out into the road and barely missed my car before suddenly deciding to change direction and charge towards my front wheel. I couldn't react in time. I think I ran over its head. 
 
Still makes me sad.

Can we have a gentlemen's agreement that we all just use "upvote" instead of "like"?
 
really walked into that one huh

This deserves negative rep

I don't like discord

Fix font or I sue.

Bet that was quite a shock.

Why not find out yourself by turning on your spinal tap?

Well, I passed my uni course but only just. Pass mark was 50, I got 59. I'm annoyed by that (especially because I feel I could have done better and because of the effort I put into it) but the parents are being overly proud and happy about it. If anything, how proud they are is more annoying than the fact that I'm academically nearly failing.
 
I get it, neither of them did anything above high school (A levels and O levels) but I'm at the bottom of the class and they think I'm amazing. I used to be an all As student as well.

I haven't been making videos cause I've been hauling ass on a cartoon I'm making.

Send them back.

Post? What post? I see no post here.

Infiltrate their discord and flirt towards victory