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Status Updates posted by Guy923

  1. Subspuf makes a story, status update edition. One word per comment, It'll end at... eventually. I'll start. The

  2. So who's gonna be my valentine's date?

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    2. Paero

      Paero

      kill me now

    3. Silent

      Silent

      you will never buy Marcus-chan a new yukata for the fireworks festival only for it to be two sizes too big

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      you will never fag it up with your fellow pony-fuckers

  3. I got to set something on fire in chemistry class today. It was a good day.

  4. Fill in the blank: I'm in love with ______!

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    2. Confusedn't

      Confusedn't

      it's not a maymay, it's literally one guy

      just like there's one Reisen guy

    3. Spycicle

      Spycicle

      someone that isn't my gf :^(

    4. tsc
  5. Oh lovely, my monthly warning. I almost thought Commander forgot.

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    2. tsc

      tsc

      Well, it was, considering that there's still a warning type in the forum for it that I didn't put there. But anyway, no, it's not against the rules right now to bump a topic, but your post has to be discussing that same topic. The old rep system has nothing to do with negarep, and thus it was an improper bump.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      There's a warning type in the system but that doesn't particularly justify anything, not to mention it was semi-related

      Even if it is an improper bump who gives a damn, I'm not killing babies or setting the forum on fire, I'm bumping a thread that's semi-related to a suggestion I had

    4. tsc

      tsc

      That's why it's a warning and not a ban.

  6. Soon I will choose a queen!

  7. Name my firstborn son

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    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      *Insert generic black guy name here*

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      I've always been partial to Joshua and Silas.

    4. Mersopolis
  8. I found a 17 year old coca cola bottle on a shelf in my closet. Maybe if I ever want to commit suicide, I'll drink it.

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    2. Arm the Homeless
    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Does it have an exact date or just a year?

    4. Guy923

      Guy923

      Just says 1996. No exact date.

  9. I have become art

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    2. ICBMoose
    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you're an artist with a capital u, guy

    4. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      when will sadpanda get hentai of guy so i cant bait and switch people into thinking they'll get some good shit but it turns out its just guy

  10. I am pleased to announce I will be running for president of the Spufpowered states in 2020.

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    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      subspuf will never vote for someone who should be behind bars! crooked verumae

       

      why did you delete all those posts

    3. Verumae

      Verumae

      I have nothing further to say about the posts. The moderators have finished reviewing them, they took the appropriate action and I was not banned. No rules were violated and I won't be vilified in front of the people of subSPUF.

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You guys got it all wrong, the real problem is all these uninvited guests leeching on our posts with their greedy eyes, not contributing anything to the forum. We need to build a firewall, deport all illegal guests and make Guy pay for it! We also need to fight back against SCUD. They are killing us in our reputation trade deals. If elected I will make sure to renegotiate our trade deals and make sure we win like we used to. Thirdly, as much as our alliance with SPUF is strong, we've been carrying the most weight when it comes to dealing terrorist organizations like Anonymous. I say they need to help with their fair share of shitposting, or else, I don't see the alliance working.

       

      And so, I am proud to announce my candidacy for Spufpowered president in 2020. And together, we will make SubSPUF Great Again!

  11. 10th person to post on this decides my steam avatar and name for a week, no porn allowed

  12. Winter is truly the shittiest season.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I want to actually have winter instead of this never-below-freezing bullshit that vegas has

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Good things about winter:

      -Steam sale

      -Game updates

      -I can hide things in my sleeves

      Bad things about winter:

      -Everything else

    4. DualJay

      DualJay

      winter maser race season

  13. I hope Senpai notices me

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    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      O-oh! Wulff-Sama...I didn't see you there. Sure... I'd love to...

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      And then they had underwhelming vanilla sex and never talked again. The end.

    4. Guy923

      Guy923

      I'm okay with this.

  14. Nothing...weird has happened. Over.

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Just a slight weapons malfunction. It's all good.

    3. Simon

      Simon

      We're all fine here. Now.

      How are you?

    4. Guy923

      Guy923

      Can you speak up? Sounded like you were buying me dinner.

  15. generic blog post

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    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      Generic witty comment.

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      Generic derogatory comment.

    4. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Drunk post on wrong status.

  16. Fill in the blank: "I die as I lived. _____"

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    2. DualJay
    3. ICBMoose
    4. Paero

      Paero

      ME AN MY NIGGAS 4 DEEP IN A WHITE TOYOTA A QUARTA TANK A GAS ONE PISTOL AND ORANGE SODA

  17. Thank fuck it's Friday, I need a break

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    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      All you need to be high admin is some weed

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Dohoho, iz funny because it's called a High Admin, and in order to get "High" is to smoke weed, when reality, the position is just a stronger admin, ohoho ooohhh...

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Nothing gets past you, Cave.

  18. Goddamnit, I just noticed Wulff has one more rep than me with 1/4th of the posts. Gotta find an expert on rep-farming.

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    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      Learn to resize or to find smaller images.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      That's where I draw the line. I'd show you the line but it's too big.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      post sakurafish every day until they like it

  19. Do you have the courage to lie to your lover? The courage to betray your comrades? The courage to admit defeat?

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    2. Silent

      Silent

      ano desu ne, araragi-san

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      Kai to yu no wa buta wa yura nandesu yo

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      What lover? What comrades? What defeat?

  20. Remember kids, Red White and Blue are the colors of freedom until they're flashing behind you on the street.

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    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Moose I Sphinx Rev'd for x=6 all over your mom's face last night

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      The deck I refer to doesn't run Sphinx's Rev

    4. Razputin

      Razputin

      and you still managed to lose to it ewwww

  21. What's your excuse for not listening to Chris Thile today?

  22. If you were on death row, what would your final meal be? I'd probably just grab some cake & a burger.

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    2. tam

      tam

      a loaded m60 and juggernaut armor

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      a 22" pizza with everything

    4. DualJay

      DualJay

      some of that superman formula lex luthor had in that one episode that got gravitized out of him but i'd not get it gravitized out of me

  23. Is someone injured?

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    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Here, let me demonstrate how it's done

    3. Paero

      Paero

      Anything under 45 dicks sucked is a failure.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      The trick is to figure out how to suck 2 or 3 dicks at the same time. It's tricky, but well worth the massive increase in dick-sucking efficiency

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