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Guy923

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  1. "Jesus Christ Morty, Love Live? Seriously?"

    "Aw c'mon Rick it's not so bad"

    "Y'know people like you are w-why this world is going downhill"

    1. Guy923
    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I was going to say Nico's face looks weird but this IS Love Live soooo

    3. Arm the Homeless
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  2. Does enchantment pour out of every door?

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      no because magic isn't real numbnuts

    2. Nitzan

      Nitzan

      Shut the fuck up Guy

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      nooooooooooo ;_;

  3. Anyone wanna buy my liver? Or a kidney? I need to buy video games

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      I lost track after kidney.

      /horriblejoke.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Don't sell your whole liver all at once, idiot! Sell half of it and let it regenerate!

    3. Nitzan

      Nitzan

      No one wants your shitty organs Guy

  4. Man. I'm burnt out on trading. I sold 15 of my rares on the market, and unboxed like 9 diretide crates.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Did you sacrifice a lamb to Olof Persson to ensure a bountiful unboxing?

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      wait, does dotet have crates in crates?

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      Nah, that'd be suffering.

  5. I have become the leading supplier of spaghetti in the Inland Valley

    1. Huff

      Huff

      Oh I have to hear this one.

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags
    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      The spaghetti underground thanks you for your contributions.

  6. mods confirmed for no fun 2/10


  7. Be sure to look out for my new mixtape hitting the shelves May 18th, entitled "Fire AF raps from the philly-delps"

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'll look out for it

      in the same way the ukrainians look out for Russian bombers

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      With anticipation to bring some excitement into his other-wise boring life?

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      no, more like with the knowledge that seeing it means you're going to have a shitty day

  8. Holy shit, it is raining super hard. I walked outside for about a minute and came back absolutely drenched.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I live in Southern California and this storm is bad enough that a telephone line by my house is fucking diagonal

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Well now you guys don't need to steal our water at least.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Las Vegas here, we are getting some rain here too

      it's scary

  9. The hell is snow?

    1. Simon

      Simon

      A cold white substance that covers roughly 85% of my campus.

      Admittedly that definition also applies to "students" but hey

    2. tam

      tam

      the malignant, infernal skin flakes from satan's ninth ballsack of hell

    3. Paero

      Paero

      a brand new meme brought 2 u by 9gag™ and 4chinchin™ in conjunction with reddit™

  10. Spheres are far superior 3 dimensional shapes

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Your mom didn't seem to think so.

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      Except she totally did. She also said my mustache is way fucking better.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      Oh yeah, and Grandma Guy's cookies are still far superior to your harlot of a grandmother's "cookies"


  11. dank

    as

    fuck

    1. Rammite

      Rammite

      do you just roam the userbase until you find one of our shitty alts

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      no I clicked on the people who voted for murray

    3. Rammite

      Rammite

      Wait, someone still has access to him?

      super hacking time

  12. Oh my gosh they're making a new season of the boondocks. And one of the episodes is gonna be a breaking bad parody. Life is actually the best.

    1. Paero

      Paero

      h-how about we cuddle and watch it when im in ameriga :3c

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      isn't it the last one

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      Not sure if it's the last one but what I do know is that the creator of the show won't be working on this season

  13. tonight i perish in a 6 hour drive to merced

     

    goodbye team, it was nice knowing you

    1. Icecubes of Fury

      Icecubes of Fury

      Merced?

      Don't tell me that's a fucking city name

    2. Guy923
    3. Expresate
  14. stalker is pretty fun but FUCK goin to x-18 actually that place looks spooky AF

    1. Arm the Homeless
    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      It ain't shit, just blast anything that moves.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      i'll blast your life MOTHERFUCKER

  15. Happy 9/23 day friends

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      I'm not your friend, buddy

    2. tam

      tam

      9/23 blaze it

    3. Moby

      Moby

      Its 23/9 for the rest of the world though

  16. [screams externally]

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      shouldn't you write that as:

      [] screams

    2. Rammite

      Rammite

      []screaming intensifies

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      WHAT ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT!?

  17. I just spent 40 minutes of my life posting bread and i regret nothing, fuck da mods

    1. Raison d'être
    2. Binary
    3. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      Do you remember how many breads you have posted in your life?

  18. It feels like Monday.

    1. Moby

      Moby

      Status updates: Where subSPUF meets SPUF's 'parody' threads.

    2. Guy923
    3. Moby

      Moby

      Which made me remember why I had these turned off

  19. tfw not dead, feels bad man

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You have the power to change that.

    2. Guy923
    3. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      tfw when you never ask to take you to land of dead

  20. now that not as many people see this I can shitpost 5 times as much

    1. tsc

      tsc

      And then you can rack up infractions five times as fast and get banned five times as fast! GENIUS!

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      it's perfect

    3. Arm the Homeless
  21. Heeeeeey mistah, i am mad scientist! It's so cooooooooooooool!

    1. Confusedn't
    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      はい?なんですか?

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      put down the Erlenmeyer and put on some lab goggles

  22. Give me a win to build a dream on and my imagination will thrive upon that win, dota I ask no more than this, a win to build a dream on

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      it's obvious - the enemy team is hacking

    2. <Witty Name>
    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      noob cyka take mid instad of HUSKAR mid only

  23. rip wow sub, we knew ye well

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      go grind payday now

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      no i can't run that game anymore

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      now you can't afford heroine

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