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And what happened then?
Well at Valve they say,
That the Gaben's belt size
Grew three sizes that day!

new shotgun usable by heavy
 
eeeeeee

Ohhhh nooooo, my MGS:GZ is messed up.
All the textures randomly flicker, don't exist, or are wrong.
 
It's both amusing and horrifying.
 

As soon as CS:GO warmup ends, the server got DDOSed. So I survive and as soon as a new round started, I was met with this
http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/39735969222491497/9EADA24BD82CA3CC9FB2ECB293C97E4A6AFABD50/1024x640.resizedimage
I literally screamed. Keep in mind this was on an official Valve server. I abandoned shortly after.

Can only switch at main menu 
Can't switch in lobby 
Can't switch in pre-planning 
 
Too hard to program 

Wait, so they boot a game that looks like it actually has gameplay in hours, but leave Air Control in the store for months?

Alt clicking

> I will purchase Battle Fury (need 3072 gold)
> Help!
> Debuffed: Smokescreen
> Debuffed: Bash - Skull Basher
> Current Health: 0/682 (0%)
> I will respawn in: 35 seconds
> Riki is missing!
> We need wards.
> We need wards.

It reminds me when me and my cousin watched a 'high level' PS2 Naruto match.
 
Both players picked the same character, Sasori with his Hiruko armor. All they did was stand at the melee range limit, while standing back to back, since this character would block any shurikens that hit his back and the entire fight was resumed into each other throwing shurikens, turning his back to the other player and trying to land a hit and the frames before the other throws a shuriken.
 
It was basically watching a harden-only Metapod battle.
 
Me and my cousin were like, shit man, we must be the noobiest of them all, since we played with literally every charcter in the game and sometimes our round count would reach the 99th round limit.

here's my buttstation
 

There's a Gunpoint trading card telling about how the game would look as a third-person shooter.
 
I kinda want that to happen, now.

Christ, this thread is old
 
In my defense, you're Hitler.

Raz's avatar as an elf is god-tier
 

I need to make one of these, but instead of advice it's just screaming and the images are all of a small child weeping in the light of a dying sun.

I hope whoever got me helps to reduce that number to at least 100

that's some cheeky ass shit
 
time to start playing poe

Sorry goy, we couldn't get them to work with Dentist preplanning
 
You can buy ammo bags instead
 
Keep those helmets flying

careful binary
 
he's watching you RIGHT NOW

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  Ｄᴇᴀʀ  ɴᴀᴢɪ  ᴍᴏᴅｓ：  Ｙᴏᴜ  ᴍᴀʏ  ʜᴀᴠᴇ  ｌｉｍｉｔｅｄ  ｍｙ  ｉｍａｇｅ  ｃｏｕｎｔ，  ʙᴜᴛ  ｓʜɪᴛᴘᴏｓᴛɪɴɢ  ᴡɪʟʟ  ᴀʟᴡᴀʏｓ  ғɪɴᴅ  ᴀ  ᴡᴀʏ．  Ｉ  ᴡɪʟʟ  ʀᴀɪｓᴇ  ᴍʏ  ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀｓ．  Ｉ  ᴡɪʟʟ  ʟɪᴇ  ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ  ʜᴏᴡ  ᴛᴏ  ᴍᴀᴋᴇ  ғᴀᴄᴇｓ．  Ｉ  ᴡɪʟʟ  ＲＩＰ  ɪɴ  ᴘᴇᴘᴘᴇʀᴏɴɴɪ  ᴄᴀᴘᴘᴜᴄᴄɪɴᴏ  ᴘɪｓᴛᴀᴄʜɪᴏ．  Ｓᴏ  ᴅᴏɴ＇ᴛ  ᴇᴠᴇɴ  ᴡᴀｓᴛᴇ  ʏᴏᴜʀ  ᴛɪᴍᴇ  ʙᴀɴɴɪɴɢ  ᴍᴇ，  ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜｓᴇ  ｓᴘᴀᴍᴍɪɴɢ  ɪｓ  ᴍʏ  ᴘᴀｓｓɪᴏɴ，  ＡＮＤ  Ｉ  ＷＩＬＬ  ＣＯＭＥ  ＢＡＣＫ！  Ｐʟｓ  ɴᴏ  ᴄᴏᴘʏ  ɴᴀᴢɪʀɪɴᴏ  ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɪɴᴏ

lace dragon dildo thongs. 

Threads like these are useful for anti-nightnare-fuel.
 

Had an odd dream that I was going to my first day at a college and they were in the middle of some campuswide water baloon fight (for lack of better examples it was a lot like the first episode of Sora No Woto where the MC just walks in on a giant water fight not knowing what is going on) and after hanging out with this one girl for a while trying to figure out what was going on I found myself in a car with a bunch of stoners
 
The stoners put me in the driver seat, but the actual driver's controls were in the back seat and they drove from the back seat while I was in the front. They were driving like crazy so we got pulled over and the cop didn't notice them in the back seat so he thought I was driving it, I tried to explain that I don't have a license yet and that there are two people in the backseat driving and the cop was naturally thinking I'm insane
 
That's when we suddenly accelerated right down a hill into someone's house
 
The house was owned by a big guy who didn't seem too fazed that we crashed through his garage door and instead of flipping out, he gave us a speech about how drugs are ruining our lives and how he used to be like that but now he's a successful guy with a family and five sets of washing machines. (No kidding, I counted. Five fucking washing machines with matching dryers. That apparently was an important detail.) I think he told us to clean up the mess and I woke up just as we started to do it
 
Well that's that I guess

Spoiler Me. Thanks for calling RadioShack, this is Jon. How may I help you?
Old man. Jon, is it?
Me. Yep.
Old man. Well, I got a joke for you, would you like to hear it?
Me. Sure.
Old man. Well, they call it the World Wide Web, is that right?
Me. They do.
Old man. Now, would that make Bill Gates the spider?
Me. I guess it would!
Old man. Well, that's all. I just thought of that joke, and I thought, "who might get a kick out of that?" And I figured y'all at the RadioShack would get a kick out of it.
Me. I loved it.
Old man. Take care now.
 
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