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  1. Batty Batterson

    Here on SubSPUF, there's over three things to do!

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Don't exaggerate.

    2. Huff

      Huff

      wow look a shitpost!

  2. Batty Batterson
    http://puu.sh/gXamt/6ba8a2d797.jpg
  3. Batty Batterson

    You know what they say

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      ""

    3. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      toast

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      And if they don't, they should.

  4. Batty Batterson

    Do you know what time it is?

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    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      12:59 am

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      blood

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      time is an illusion

  5. Batty Batterson

    pre

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    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      cum

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      sbyterian church

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Oh shit I've seen porn of that, alright I understand now

  6. Batty Batterson

    I can't tell if this cereal is moldy or just discolored.

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    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      better start praying

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      try snorting it

    4. Huff

      Huff

      mold mereal

  7. Batty Batterson
    http://kcgreendotcom.com/IAMSICK/
    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      good luck ebola-chan

  8. Batty Batterson

    Don't have sex cuz it's probably your daughter.

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    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      someone just saw oldboy

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      What if he's bi?

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >implying you wouldn't my daughter

  9. Batty Batterson

    Getting two feet of snow, send help.

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    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      East

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      fuck that's really far away

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      we've got some light furries I mean flurries

  10. Batty Batterson

    RIP 18:10

  11. Batty Batterson

    Mega-Hitler + Mega-Satan = Ikea

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      I blame Ikea Boy.

  12. Batty Batterson

    It's the first day of winter and I still haven't worn anything heavier than a sweater. I'm not dead yet so I don't see any reason to stop.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      What if you're already dead?

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      First day of winter?

      Oh! You mean when Autumn was supposed to be.

      Right.

  13. Batty Batterson

    The doctor says I need the D.

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      I just had some of the D this morning. It tasted like oranges.

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      I also take 5000 IUs of the D a day.

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      He's damn right.

  14. Batty Batterson

    2 AM knish

  15. Batty Batterson
    http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-12-vegetarians-draw-picture-turkey-and-wh-1488
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    2. tsc

      tsc

      Notice the website is Clickhole, a Buzzfeed parody.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      >the onion

      topkek

    4. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I wish my turkeys looked like that

  16. Batty Batterson

    I'm going to try to get through the winter without wearing anything heavier than my sweater. Or at least to winter since winter hasn't even started yet.

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      you will perish

    3. tam

      tam

      rip batty

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      dibs on his rep

  17. Batty Batterson

    I hate mondays. http://puu.sh/cV6es/e437f53d47.jpg

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    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      thanks

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I don't actually hate mondays but today was a shit day.

    4. Guy923

      Guy923

      it happens y'know

  18. Batty Batterson

    Green salsa = best salsa

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      salsa? any color is fine if you have some guacamole to go with it and carry it to victory.

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Nacho cheese better

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      nacho cheese is gross

  19. Batty Batterson

    It feels like Friday.

  20. Batty Batterson

    It feels like tuesday.

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      Don't you understand what this means batty? You invented a time machine!

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      it feels like the fiiiiirst time

      it feels like the very first tiiiime

  21. Batty Batterson

    You'd hang your own sons?

  22. Batty Batterson

    I love to spill coffee all over myself.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Was it a solid, liquid, gas, or plasma?

    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Liquid

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I would bathe in coffee if I could.

  23. Batty Batterson

    fk u

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      wtf troll

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      1428772756547.thumb.png.e21f5bf7c53e0f9d

  24. Batty Batterson

    It's payday

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    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      I'm rich, bitch

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      I SAID IT'S PAYDAY FELLAS

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      pics or it didn't happen

  25. Batty Batterson

    WAA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBexB-c8_rI

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      WEHHHH

    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      WAAAAGH

    3. Grobag

      Grobag

      GWEGHHH

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