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  1. Expresate

    General Shitpost

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Certified Bad Micspam

  2. Expresate

    What is a sleep schedule?

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      a myth

    2. Rammite

      Rammite

      a myth

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      [lisp]An amith myth[/lisp]

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  3. Expresate

    What are you people doing

    1. Huff

      Huff

      I took a nice walk around town and bought some felt. I am now going to sew and do laundry.

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i ate a 12oz steak in 45 seconds and i'm hungry again

    3. The Irish Demopan

      The Irish Demopan

      Farting rapidly

  4. Expresate

    Content! Yay!

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      no content shit game

  5. Expresate

    wot si even HAPPENIGN. Like JESUS man tis si CRAZY

  6. Expresate

    Vague status update that allows commenters to end the statement. This will inevitably turn into

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      Wow, I just realized we've been playing CAH in the status updates this entire time.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Metal Gear Rising soundtrack lyrics

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      wendy williams' dick

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  7. Expresate

    holy fuck i suck at republic commando

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the game is harder than my-

      -desk

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      It's a damn good game though

      one of the best things to come from the prequels existing, IMO

  8. Expresate

    Prequel Upd8

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      3 updates down

  9. Expresate

    Ye, I'm Irish. I get fights all day and get in drunk. Top o the mornin, pot of gold, blarney stone.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Corned beef.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      And if ye was an englishman, we'd be right cross with each udder, would we now.

    3. The Irish Demopan

      The Irish Demopan

      I just found this status.

       

       

      So triggered.

  10. Expresate

    happy pi day motherfuckers

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      My math class celebrated it on Thursday. It was more convenient, since KFC has pot pies on special on Thursdays.

  11. Expresate

    sudden influx of spam in my hotmail inbox. Yay!

  12. Expresate

    dankingbaby.gif

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q2hrAMX4yF

  13. Expresate

    Net Neutrality is safe another day. Meanwhile, Republicans show they don't understand the meaning of "personal liberty"

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Meanwhile, DemocRats show they don't understand anything.

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      #shotsfired

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      I prefer pokemon Red, it has much better exclusives

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  14. Expresate

    Which one of you no good turtlenecks rated my profile 1 star?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I forgot that was a thing.

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      wtf you're at least 2 stars

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I did

  15. Expresate

    In what sick world is System of a Down now considered classic rock?

  16. Expresate

    subSPUF, stop playing with my emotions

    1. Rammite

      Rammite

      but expresan we love you ;_;

  17. Expresate

    guys, what if it was silent

    1. Paero

      Paero

      LOL WHY IS HE CALLED SILENT IF YOU CAN SEE HIM?

    2. Silent

      Silent

      why does she wear glasses if shes deaf

    3. Paero

      Paero

      can she really talk to jesus?

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  18. Expresate

    ever get one of those days where you can't feel your kidney

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      unfortunately unlike the previous status update I don't have an applicable Arc-V webm

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      all the time

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      um no christ there must be something terrible wrong if that's happening

  19. Expresate

    So am I, like, subspufs prophet now

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      It has always been verumae and still is

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      prophesy something for me

    3. Paero

      Paero

      FO' IN THE MORNING

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  20. Expresate

    I am text block.

  21. Expresate

    Subspufers are terrible at Payday 2

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      We are at an impasse.

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      What did you idiots do

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I'm telling you there were new cameras growing out of the walls when we weren't looking!

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  22. Expresate

    If I was Guy, would you guys like me?

    1. Paero

      Paero

      fuck NO

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      ;_;

      brb killing self

    3. Binary

      Binary

      no.

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  23. Expresate

    That feel when you find jerky you forgot about.

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      that feel when no stores with jerky anywhere near

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      moldy?

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      masturbation joke

  24. Expresate

    what even is a sleep schedule

    1. Veez

      Veez

      something that used to exist in days long past, but have now passed on into legend

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      a myth

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      A ploy by the Illuminati.

  25. Expresate

    What do you eat at 4 AM? I eat Chili from Tim Hortons #MooseToques

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      It probably has beans in it.

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