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  1. Expresate

    I'm starting an online course soon, give me advice.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      serious: have a good stable connection, I have no clue how much times I've lost connection during a test.

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Remember, green is not a creative color. So when playing your digital golf course, you should aim away from the green and instead go to the nearest bar and get drunk.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      serious: Try to get a schedule going. It's hard to stay on track if you just do things whenever.

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  2. Expresate

    If I was Guy, would you guys like me?

    1. Paero

      Paero

      fuck NO

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      ;_;

      brb killing self

    3. Binary

      Binary

      no.

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  3. Expresate

    In what sick world is System of a Down now considered classic rock?

  4. Expresate

    IPv4 subnetting is the work of Satan.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >he doesn't like subnetting

      >he isn't disregarding base10 and instantly converting numbers in his head to base2

      23c4edae08.gif

  5. Expresate

    Is... is it wrong that I still find Miley Cyrus physically attractive?

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      Pffft. Whatevs.

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      hey now

      I thought everyone agreed the go-to guy for shit taste was ME

      Expresate, I'm sorry but I'll have to kill you for trying to steal my position

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      Well, if you were to go by her body alone, she could maybe make a 7 with a decent head. (geddit)

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  6. Expresate

    Net Neutrality is safe another day. Meanwhile, Republicans show they don't understand the meaning of "personal liberty"

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Meanwhile, DemocRats show they don't understand anything.

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      #shotsfired

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      I prefer pokemon Red, it has much better exclusives

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  7. Expresate

    No, Siegmeyer, you didn't fail me. You never failed me. ;-;

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      Siggy is incapable of doing anything on his own

  8. Expresate

    Of all the subspuf residents, who is most likely to secretly be a grill?

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Razputin.

  9. Expresate

    ONLY A BLOODY WELSHMAN

  10. Expresate

    Praise the Sun!

    1. Veez

      Veez

      I claim Uranus.

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Nobody touches the moon without my consent

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

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  11. Expresate

    Prequel Upd8

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      3 updates down

  12. Expresate

    Prequel Updoot

  13. Expresate

    Science is fucking awesome

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      no witty go away

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Not when it gives us needle pills it's not

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      ESPECIALLY when it gives us needle pills!

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  14. Expresate

    Should we invite thesupremecommander to subSPUF?

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    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      I want to argue otherwise but I cant

    3. Binary

      Binary

      eh, not a fan

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      I'd call dibs on Raiden, but it wouldn't be right if Moby wasn't Raiden.

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  15. Expresate

    Show me what you got

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      time to get schwifty

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

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  16. Expresate

    sigh

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      hgis

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      What's wrong expreste, did senpai still not notice you today?

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      bb u kno i luv u

  17. Expresate

    So am I, like, subspufs prophet now

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      It has always been verumae and still is

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      prophesy something for me

    3. Paero

      Paero

      FO' IN THE MORNING

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  18. Expresate

    So I just took a look at a cup of orange juice I had just used. There's a big fucking dead ant it.

    1. Comeau

      Comeau

      I think he's really making a mountain out of an anthill.

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      At least it died drinking what it loved.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Dude, this is why we drink apple juice, OJ kills people

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  19. Expresate

    So I survived a painful fever last night. Now I need to live in fear for the rest of the day that it's gunna come back.

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      *hugs* It surely won't.

  20. Expresate

    So many PC connections. FUCK YOU S/PDIF. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      have you tried installing gentoo

  21. Expresate

    So this is a thing I bought: http://i58.tinypic.com/2lig60z.jpg

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      @Medic: You fucking better believe it.

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Just so you know, linking a tinypic directly redirects you to its page instead of just the image.

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      Yeah, thanks.

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  22. Expresate

    So when Turkey and Russia start World War III, who wants to pool all of our money to a big ol' bunker? 

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      can SPUF be the principle owners of Vaul-Tec

      seriously, let's just fuck the only known surviving humans on our planet up because money

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Government research

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      why not just remove kebab?

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  23. Expresate

    SubSPUF is for nerds and scrubs. #hashtag

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      yeah fuck the who bizkit did it better

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      WHERE YOU FOR THE AMA DAMMIT!

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      still one of the better posts this week

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  24. Expresate

    subSPUF, stop playing with my emotions

    1. Rammite

      Rammite

      but expresan we love you ;_;

  25. Expresate

    Subspufers are terrible at Payday 2

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      We are at an impasse.

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      What did you idiots do

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I'm telling you there were new cameras growing out of the walls when we weren't looking!

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