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  1. Does anyone here know how sony vegas works

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      you make videos and then it crashes before you save

    2. Arm the Homeless
    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      You "acquire" it, then never use it.

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  2. Alfred controls Humility which is the card with the newest timestamp on the battlefield, Opalescence, Copy Enchantment (which is copying Opalescence), Swirl the Mists (set to Blue), Nigel's Conspiracy (set to goblins) that he stole using Confiscate, and of course the Confiscate itself. Nigel controls Shared Triumph set to goblins, Night of Souls' Betrayal, and Dralnu's Crusade. What is the boardstate?

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      exactly what you said it was

    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      touchdown: blue goblin zombies

    4. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Fuck it. All is dust.

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  3. I passed my high school favourite number (2520) in rep and I didn't even notice it

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    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      yes it is a combination of prime numbers that can also create all numbers between 1 to 10: 2x2x2x3x3x5x7

    3. Rammite

      Rammite

      that hit the sweet spot of being entirely too nerdy, but also really cool

    4. Razputin

      Razputin

      m80 I got to that spot, conquered it and called it Razistan

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  4. "u mad? :^)" <- how do you respond

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    2. Veez

      Veez

      i turn the game off and cry in bed

    3. Huff

      Huff

      retardation

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Actually, if we're going for flavour, you'd pay the Madness cost on Circular Logic

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  5. one of ky cats is getting neutered and now the other one is at home constantly looking for her and it's sad ;_;

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      now she's back and the other one is angry because she smells weird ;___;

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      at least your cats actually like each other

  6. rip me im sick 3: fuck I actually have pneumonia

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      Pussy. I've had pneumonia 3-4 times.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      but expresate I live in a first world country

    4. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Holy shit, don't actually die Raz.

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  7. rip me im sick 2; sick harder

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      elecsick boogaloo

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      this time it's personill

  8. rip me im sick

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      sounds like turbo ebola

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Good thing that's silent, like being healthy, and therefore could mean that I'm healthy yet sound like I have turbo ebola!

    4. Rammite

      Rammite

      merso i'm afraid that we're all dying of H1Nbolacooties

      in fact we're all already dead

      you're hallucinating all of this

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  9. SOME

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      times you just need a little less gun.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      CRAAAWLLLING IN MY SKIIIIN, THESE WOUNNNNDS WILL NOOT HEAAAAAAL.

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  10. I typed this with my nose at 3:20am

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    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      I typed this from another universe without even thinking of typing it. goml

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      ...I do not remember typing that with my nose at 3:20am

    4. Rammite

      Rammite

      raz please

      Sent from my Keyboard

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  11. I missed you all so much <3 well except guy, fuck him

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      that kind of attitude will never get you laid

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Given the choice, I would rather stay single forever.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Raz x guy confirmed

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  12. i c wot u did thar binary

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    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      "just look at furaffinity's..." nah witty I'm good but thanks

    3. Paero

      Paero

      official request to have tiger penis plastered all over subspuf mods pls deliver.

    4. Binary

      Binary

      Be careful what you wish for

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  13. In the year 4545, you ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes

  14. I hate how 13 year old memelords took over >implications because it was such an efficient way to tell a story

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      >prep sheep

      What school do you go to

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >not cloning sheep

      expres pls

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      they're like prep sheets, but sheep

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  15. ohgod I ate salami and then caramel chocolate a bit later and then I burped and now I can't stop tasting caramel salami

  16. try to imagine 100 tiny gorillas

    1. tam

      tam

      now multiply that by 30

      that's a LOT of gorillas

    2. ICBMoose
  17. happy Dutch new year everyone! Make sure you don't have to be designated driver like me

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You went and got real-life friends. This is your own fault.

  18. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: the flu.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      I'm just getting a contact high from all these sickly people at the airport.

    2. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Yeah, funny story-you know how it takes a week or two for the immunity to actually take hold? I got my shot last week and got sick 3 days ago. Sucked.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      I didn't get a flu shot because I didn't want to risk getting autism

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  19. Melissa and Joey is recorded in front of a box full of dead weasels

  20. I'm starving and considering getting a pizza delivered to where I work

    1. Rynjin
    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      It isn't really customary to get food delivered to your work place here in NL

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Be a trend setter?

  21. Listen man, if you don't watch out the world's gonna roll you. I mean no offense but you aren't really the sharpest tool in the shed.

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    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      fuck off the lyric is not "and all that glitterss is polished obsidian"

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      we're drawing ever closer to the seventh hell

      they violate their neighbor, their god and themselves

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I'll violate you any day bby ;)

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  22. ffffffffuck I forgot to take my contact lenses out last night my eyeballs are on fire

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      look at the nerd and his big nerd glasses

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      The advantage of glasses is that they don't have any of the huge flaws of contact lenses

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      they also offer better protection to your eyes for when you get punched in the face for being a huge nerd

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  23. I wish I had a friend named Tom with ADD so I could make the ground control to major Tom joke every time he zones out

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    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      BOMBS AWAY HEADS UP BOMBS AWAY HEADS UP BOMBS AWAY HEADS UP GARBAGE DAY BOMBS AWAY

    3. Huff
    4. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT

      Goddammit Hades...

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  24. ahaha what the fuck is happening with /pol/

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      It's still going on?

      moot, you fucking faggot, have some mercy

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      what happened was a guy found an exploit to post as moot and then moot decided to 1 up him by making /pol/ into what /pol/ is without having anyone from /pol/

  25. Steam Streaming is the future. Backseat gaming just one click away!

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      what was the music

      I probly wouldn't hate it

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      it's probably chinese cartoon music

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      in that case I could say im studying it

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