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  1. Razputin

    what in the niggering fuck is this http://i.imgur.com/eeiLHd7.png

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    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      google used to show up here yeah but we banned its ass

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      blame wicket?

    4. Huff

      Huff

      KICK THE WICK

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  2. Razputin

    tfw you discover Pink Floyd is really good but everyone rightfully tells you "no shit slowpoke"

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    2. Spycicle

      Spycicle

      >The Wall

      really m8

      Ummagumma and WYWH are the best Floyd albums

    3. Argeon

      Argeon

      Spycicle - confirmed to be a scrub.

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      you are both wrong, Animals and Obscured By Clouds are bests.

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  3. Razputin

    Dark Souls: prepare to be fucked over by windows live editon

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I was prepared to die, but nothing could prepare me for this.

  4. Razputin

    Of all the subspuf residents, who is most likely to secretly be a girl?

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    2. tsc

      tsc

      again, "disregarding the people who are already confirmed girls"

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Witty

    4. tam

      tam

      stamda

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  5. Razputin

    Aidan Gillen has such a fantastic smug face I love him no matter what role he plays

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I don't know who that is.

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      littlefinger in game of thrones and cia guy in batman

    3. Confusedn't

      Confusedn't

      I'm proud of all of you for not making a single Bane joke

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  6. Razputin

    That's so shitposter with more rep than his birthyear

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Excuse me but I am the meme machine

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      no that's puff

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      get out of here pleblord

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  7. Razputin

    I kind of like my gross Russian beard guy avatar, should I keep it

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      Is that Darwin?

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I like it

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Do eet

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  8. Razputin

    My working laptop can run BoI:R so with some luck I get a quiet evening and actually get paid to play vidya

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      you're going to play Binding of Isaac at work?

      ...okay then.

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      don't get shanked while playing

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      don't get shanked while not playing either

      just don't get shanked in general

  9. Razputin

    YOUR SON HAS BECOME CORRUPTED BY SIN. HE NEEDS TO BE SAVED.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      but malefics are a shitty archetype that die to Magic Cylinder

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Just be careful not to touch his tears or you will suffer greatly

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I still can't get past the depths.

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  10. Razputin

    Google's Halloween banners are adorable

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Still not as good as the Freddie Mercury one.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      wow they really are

  11. Razputin

    Goddammit Steam get it together

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      Get it together steam developers. This connection is poopy diarreah dick barfed from a badger's anus.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      pls no bully

      - gabe

  12. Razputin

    My last Risk of Rain code if anyone doens't have it yet: https://humblebundle.com/s?gift=wdSydtwywtd4nn8s

    1. Paero

      Paero

      *schwoop* cheers raz ur a great guy <3

  13. Razputin

    I'm not your friend, buddy

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    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Das racist, cracka

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I am utterly cracka-lackin, cuz'.

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I'm not your cousin, boy.

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  14. Razputin

    24/10/2014, the day Japan Time became eternal

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Happy birthday Based Fujioka Chihiro

  15. Razputin

    There are so many frogs in our backyard this time of year and I finally managed to catch one. Frogs are adorable

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Frogs are cool.

    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      I think touching frogs actually causes a sort of allergic reaction. Something about the oils in our skin.

    4. Rammite

      Rammite

      You should take pictures!

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  16. Razputin

    I've been watching a lot of Gravity Falls and now I miss my little sister ;_;

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Sounds fun, Onii-chan!

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      i watch gravity falls with my imouto all the time

      it's comfy

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      weaboos plz

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  17. Razputin

    *posts a status update*

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      *Obligatory shitpost•

  18. Razputin

    Yesterday I bought Donkey Kong 64 for ten bucks. Time for the DK crew rap

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    2. Moby

      Moby

      Whoops, I did it again

    3. tam

      tam

      fucking incredible

    4. Silent

      Silent

      UNDERSTAND

      UNDERSTAND

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  19. Razputin

    I kind of want to get into chess but my knowledge of it doesn't go much further than that castlings exist

    1. Simon

      Simon

      "Remind me again," Death said, "how the little horse-shaped ones move."

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      is that from The Seventh Seal? Because it sounds like it is but I can't remember.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      You forgot to write his speech in ALL CAPS, Simon. There's no bold in status updates so you're forgiven for that much.

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  20. Razputin

    guys remember thing from the '90 that sure was a thing in the '90

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      [NOSTALGIA INTENSIFIES]

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      My ENTIRE CHILDHOOD can be ruined by a picture of a cartoon character in an uncharacteristically adult situation.

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      http://media.tumblr.com/25b056338aeed23ea0200dd613e6cf31/tumblr_my0oz6eM3U1s4lkc5o1_500.jpg

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  21. Razputin

    >bored at work >wicked bad tummy ache >arm still hurts >noone on steam SUFFERING

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    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Of course I won't hit you corv, what kind of idiot would damage his own property?

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ...Insurance fraud?

    4. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Jay is gonna flip his shit when he hears about this.

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  22. Razputin

    I have a wicked bad tummy ache

    1. Huff

      Huff

      Too many apples?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I bet it wasn't apples, if you know what i mean winkwinknudgenudgeitsdicks

    3. tam

      tam

      raz what are you doing you can't all those fucking apples

  23. Razputin

    Happy bring your plane to work day subspuf

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      Every September 11th, I only futher cement my spot in hell.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      That was in bad taste.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      what did you expect from Raz

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  24. Razputin

    My neighbours have the greatest Labrador and I want to go on adventures with it

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Spoiler: It dies at the end.

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Congratulations Cube, you just got a Newberry Medal

    3. Simon

      Simon

      bang

  25. Razputin

    I just watched Evil Dead for the first time and it was very good

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Really? I heard the 2013 one was pretty good. What little I saw of it, it seemed genuinely scary, unlike the original which was awesome but camp-tastic (which may be why people didn't like the remake as much).

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Im not too much into horror, really. The terribad CGI and Bruce Campbell's insane expressions is what made the film for me

    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Evil Dead 2 is sort of a remake? The original Evil Dead was a straight horror film so they kind of rebooted it. The first third of Evil Dead 2 is a remake and then it diverges from the source material, I guess you could say.

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