Razputin

amor mi petite baguette, mon cheri? hon hon hon

vorrei guardare lo shrek

fast in bed doesn't count

Nah, disappointing the bear with my lack of stamina is definitely a viable survival tactic.

a disappointed bear is an angry bear

do you really want to piss off a bear

Holy fuck did those hurt my hands sometimes.

Pretty much.

*insert something here about Bionicle 2015*

Rule 1 of Serious Sam: we do not talk about Serious Sam

that much is kleer

Kleers are kleerly the worst things in Serious Sam.

f-fuck~

frick

?kcuF

What drama?

Greg.

while i was gone, greg started stuff

Apparently quick and auto saves are the most likely to have issues. if you aren't already, try hard saving only. I do that and I think I've only had one corrupt save file in 100+ hours of gameplay.

Weird, I never got this problem with NV and I played it for days

I have Fallout 1,2, Tactics, 3 and New Vegas. Each time I play F3 it crashes before I leave the vault, and I dont wanna play New Vegas because I don't wanna ruin F3 for myself, since a lot of people say NV is the better game.

My friends and I wanted to play solitaire

i wanted to play magic with a squatter but he didn't have any land

I wanted to play Munchkin with some friends, but I don't have any. ;-;

IGN Rated Game of the Year 1/11 Would consider reading and pondering my own mortality again.

touch pizza with a knife and fork and I touch you

suffocation, no cheeseing, don't give a frick if I cut my boss's meeting

A brilliant work of art.

dude I had the same experience with a toad

unfortunately he had to hit the road

Maks meh cri everytyme.

What kind?

if that's what you kids call it nowadays

Uncle Toby's

Alpen's great, but you've probably tried it.

to think i found that funny back in the day

I don't understand why people loved that show so much. Was it just kind of by default because it was marketed as a comedy, or...?

Because it was really good at the time. The 70's nostalgia phase was in high gear, and it comes out poking fun at all those sit-coms on at the time, and it was pretty funny too. Up until the last season or so when Eric went to Africa and shit.

k

touching

speaks to me on an emotional level.

I am going to Italy in a few days. Which is slightly more in the direction of where Russia is than I am at the moment.

At least you're not in a country with a sizable Russian population. Days like this, I don't even want to get out of bed but I have to just carry on as normal.

I feel at this point, for sonething to actually effect the populace of a developed country without actually being in said country, it would have to be pretty damn cataclysmic.

Maybe more cataclysmic, even, then a nuke.

It actually took quite some time to explain to my family why I was using candles for my wii sensor bar. "Come on hugthebed, surely you're hiding the sensor bar somewhere!"

Actually, there are two ways to get past the sensor bar.

1: Like Buddha said, two sources of infrared light. A candle will do.

2: Use the Wii Classic Controller. It ignores the sensor bar and moves the 1P hand with the right Joystick.

Today I learned things

-FOR SHOVELRY-

-JUSTICE IN SPADES-

-STRIKE THE EARTH-

this is my favorite queen song

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.

You've made a powerful enemy.

wait who won

After an excruciating game going 0-0 NL won with penalties

I know other languages, honest!

si speak-o espaneol

je me tookez deux years of francais in les school high

A-hookie! I et-bookie at-thookie one-nookie of ou-yookie ave-hookie en-evookie ade-mookie our-yookie own anguage-lookie!

PC master sock race

use your socks as xboxes

use your xboxes as shirts and rip them off each night.

did you eat jack in the box tacos