DualJay

I ordered a thing from Amazon and it never showed up.

Try giving them a call. I had the mail carrier deliver a package to my door once and someone in my building swiped it. I called Amazon and even though they had nothing to do with it (their policy stops when they hand it to the carrier) they ordered me a replacement for free.

It was like 3 years ago, so ehhhhh.

Gangster Computer God worldwide SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY, made possible SOLY by worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls, especially LIFELONG CONSTANT THRESHOLD BRAINWASH RADIO ( quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it; repeatedly this has saved my life on the streets ). FOUR BILLION worldwide population ALL living have a Computer God CONTAINMENT POLICY BRAIN BANK BRAIN, A REAL BRAIN, in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the Moon, we never see. Primarily, based on your lifelong Frankenstein radio controls, especially, your eyesight T.V. (sight, and sound) recorded by your brain. YOUR Moon BRAIN of the Computer God, activates your Frankenstein Threshold Brain Wash Radio LIFELONG, inculcating conformist propaganda, even frightening you andmixing you-up and the USUAL,"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT."for your set backs, mistakes even when you receive deadly injuries. THIS IS THE WORLDWIDE COMPUTER GOD SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY.

  Worldwide, as a Frankenstein slave, usually, at nite, you go to the nearby hospital, or camouflaged miniature hospital van trucks. You strip naked, lay on the operating table, which slides into the SEALED COMPUTER GOD ROBOT OPERATING CABINET. Intravenous tubes are connected. The slimy vicious JEW duktur simply pushes the starting button. Based upon upon your Computer God Brain on the Moon, which records progress in your systematic butchery, your butchery is continued, EXACTLY, systematically. The Computer God operating cabinet has many robot arms, with electrical and LASER BEAM knife robot arms, with Fly eye T.V. cameras watching your whole body. Every part of you is monitored, even through your Frankenstein Controls. Synthetic blood, synthetic instant sealing flesh and skin, even synthetic electrical heart beat to keep you alive, are some of the unbelieveable Computer God INSTANT PLASTIC SURGERY SECRETS. YOU ARE THE HIGHEST MOST INTELLIGENT ELECTRICAL MACHINE IN THE UNIVERSE. INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS: Usually, in a few years, you are made string bean thin, or grotesquely deformed, crippled and ugly, or even made over one foot shorter or one foot taller, as the Computer God sees fit. Virtually all of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside the Computer God sealed Robot Operating Cabinet. EVEN UNBELEIVEABLE, IMPOSSIBLE PLASTIC SURGERY OPERATIONS, ALL IMPOSSIBLE, EVEN FOR DOZENS OF VICIOUS KOSHER BOSHER DOCTORS WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK FOR WEEKS. The Computer God Sealed Robot Arm operating Cabinet can perform ALL of the above impossible plastic surgery operations, overnite, even dwarfting you over a foot to increasing your height by two feet. This is possible, because Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet imitates your micro miniature electric currents, intelligence system in your body, It even duplicates the micro miniature electric currents that soften your broken bones to create mending of them and then creates stress either compressing the bones, thereby shortening them or stress to make the bones grow longer.Spring 1984: Mr. Dec, lifelong would be duktur and printer.

  Insight to the worldwide Computer God Stratified Closed Society, perfected by hospital birth, making possible lifelong Frankenstein Controls and lifelong hampering human defects (Containment Policy).

Hospital birth lifelong gifts Ex: Deformed, cripple, retarded, pocks, hives, warts, moles, blindness, deafness, poor vision, etc., kosher bosher Containment policy work. Guut dukturs secret health Ex: Cataract, rheumatism, weak heart, damaged vision,epilepsy, fainting spells, paralysis, loss of memory, trembling, gout, diabetis, many"DISEASES".

  The worldwide unbelievable lowest deadly gangster kosher bosher vicious medical profession, worldwide unbelievable instant plastic surgery butchery of the body and brain, ESPECIALLY THE FACE, wipe on hormones and laser beam surgery causing instant ugly,deep, WRINKLES, scares, "age spots", arthritis, freckles, blemishes, pimples, red, brown, black, or even sick white face and body (worldwide dark negroidic colored male sex organs, to brainwash inferior female brain for Over-All Plan, intermarry with nigers), total graying and balding, even hairy body and furry body, mustached, bearded women, even wipe on synthetic hormones causing Cancerous growth, bloating, swelling, deformed big pickle nose, "bull dog" hanging cheeks and jowls, from teenage gradual wipe on yellowing, browning  and blackening of teeth and instant grinding and acids leaving hollow brown stumps, so vocal chords are made "raspy aged", creating a wrinkled, ugly, gargoylic clown booze face worldwide population by age 70, deformed, crippled, weak, and BRAIN DAMAGED ( NU SENILE ) lingering for INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS - EXTERMINATION. For your only hope for a future; do you know one word of pray for me. Francis E. Dec.

Computer God computerized brain thinking SEALED ROBOT OPERATING ARMS SURGERY CABINET machine removal of most of the frontal COMMAND LOBE of the brain, gradually during lifetime and OVERNITE IN ALL INSANE ASSYLUMS, after C.God kosher bosher one month probation period, creating helpless hopelsss Computer God Frankenstein Earphone Radio parroting puppet BRAINLESS SLAVES, resulting in millions of hopeless, helpless, homeless derelicts in all JerUSAlem cities and Soviet slave work camps.

  Not only the hangman rope deadly gangster parroting puppet scum on top know this top medical secret, even worse deadly gangster JEW disease from DEAF RONNIE REAGAN to USSR Gorbaczow know this ( Quotes: AYE VIE ) Computer God CONTAINMENT POLICY TOP SECRET. Eventual Brain Lobotomization of the entire world population for the worldwide deadly Gangster Communist Computer God Over-All Plan, an ideal worldwide population of liteskin,low, hopeless and helpless JEW mulattos, the Communist BLACK WAVE OF THE FUTURE.

I invoke Poe.

Gents, we've lost the internet.

i stopped using them after I went to San Diego in 2014 and now one of my bottom teeth is behind another one

isn't it only supposed to take a year corvette? are your teeth a clown fiest?

Mine are for post-braces use so basically forever or until I stop caring

I prefer HotD placement matches

(I'd place it in the pink haired one)

Is this a homestuck thread?

Yes

homosuck D E D

mooooooooods

Don't know what the hell that is but as long as that shit's cheap and not falling apart it doesn't really matter.

it's the opposite of cheap, it's a designer brand. me and a few friends are trying to bot the website and snipe items with a good resale value.

Yeah, I do. Don't be a botter though, sure you make cash from it but honestly it just fucks over the people who genuinely want it, and it's really just a shitty thing to do.

ur a liar crowvet

took 2 tylenols and watched netflix all day

other than the tylenol it was basically just a standard day for me

i had the worst pain of my life and passed out from it

your FACE is good

WOW

Not really.

Slowpoke uses shitpost!

It's super effective!

How Can Updogs Be Real If Our Mirrors Arent Real

Define Updog

meme throwback 1996

eh, i believe his reactions since it's clear from his other videos that he gets way immersed, but it can be off-putting

Markiplier is the only Let's Player I really like.

Yeah, he's still a little over the top, but you have to be in that kind of position in order to make something of yourself.

But the guy's funny, nice, and cute as hell, so I'll watch.

He was exceedingly nice during PAX east, despite the fact that we literally ambushed him in the middle of the front desk. Poor man just wanted to get to his seat in the exhbition hall, but he arrived an hour late just to make sure all his fans were signature'd and happy.

epin :v)

I want to try carpet bombing.

I'm not a lesbian, but carpet bombing sounds fun.

Way to lie like a dirty khajiit, Dualjay.

Hey, what do you call a Khajiit who steals from his neighbors once a month?

A saint!

DUALJAY PLS

i ship deathtouch wurmcoil and lifelink wurmcoil

wow corv, worst coil pairing

coiling oracle x immortal coil is where it's at

Happy SAD! (Singles Awareness Day)

tbh cactus hyperaggresive people would actually be less annoying than passive-aggressive

and that's why the walls are covered in dead babies

yay hyperagressive

nice meme

u 2 bb :3