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  1. Walked into the kitchen this morning and I found a box of Swiss Rolls on the counter, next to a bag of Tapatio Ruffles. HOLYFUCK BEST MORNING EVER

  2. Watched Kill Bill today. Man, that was great.

    1. Skye

      Skye

      Modern classic.

    2. Silent

      Silent

      I fucking love the Kill Bill films.

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Quentin Tarantino always made (mostly) good movies.

      They always had an interesting alternate reality twist in them to make them.....different.

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  3. Watching K-On has made me want to learn the guitar. Coincidentally, my brother also just got his guitar re-strung.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      i don't play touhou so i dont know who madoka is

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      it's the anus descriptions that get me

    3. Paero

      Paero

      Gets you what?

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  4. WE CANNOT ALLOW A MINESHAFT GAP

    1. Simon

      Simon

      WE'LL MEE~EET AGAIIIII~IIN

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Mein Führer! I can walk!

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  5. we claim the universe, causing galaxies to cower

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      that sounds like an issue

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      check your privilege

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      You've been reading too many Humanity Fuck Yeah stories again, haven't you?

  6. We had to make Ethernet cables in my Networking class, and we have to keep hold of them between classes. I've managed to make all these cables become great fashion accessories, unfortunately some teachers don't like Ethernet cable hair-ribbons. Who knew?

    1. Medic

      Medic

      That sounds like a very fun lesson.

    2. Simon

      Simon

      the ethermeido

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      That sounds pretty awesome, actually.

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    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      It's a typo, he didn't lose them he lsot them

    2. Paero

      Paero

      anime is fokken over boys

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      you let your hips move on their own one too many times

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  7. We went into storage to look at my future Impala. I-I think I'm in love. Can't wait for someone to haul her out here so we can get her clean and running.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      daaayum son, now that is nice, 10/10 jelly

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Well of course you'd fall in love with a car

    3. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      plenty of jelly

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  8. Weekly Digital Painting Club post: GIVE ME IDEAS OF SOMETHING TO DRAW. I'll try not to make awful math puns.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Draw a personification of the Internet

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Demoman with a bunch of french girls.

    3. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Your favourite pokemon starters

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  9. Weekly Digital Painting Club Request Status Post (WDPCRSP for short). Any ideas?

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Fix'd Cube's response: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/23/Demoman_jeers01.wav?t=20100625222727

    2. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Draw a stick disguised as a Spy

    3. Grobag
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  10. Weekly DPC status. Give me inspiration.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      I wanted the corvxdoop shipping.....

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      and I didn't want to explain to people why I was drawing myself making out with someone.

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      fiiiiine.....

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  11. Well going off on thanksgiving break see you all sunday night or monday

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      What you ate was the decoy stuffing. I have already hidden the real stuffing in a secure location.

      muahahahahahaHA

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      goodbye friend

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      The secure location is my digestive system.

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  12. Welp, today's going to be busy. First, I have to make up two history tests that I missed, then I am going to stay at the very last club meeting of the Board Game Club (of the school year), which will end at 5pm, then immediately afterward I have to show up to an awards ceremony for my school to accept a Networking award. I really, REALLY hope I don't get any homework assigned today.

    1. tsc

      tsc

      They should really rename the club Tabletop Games, since card games are not board games...

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      They're small, flexible boards.

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      good luck, dearie.

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  13. Went to the orthodontist today. Good news is I'll have my braces off next month. Bad news is I have to wear elastics until then. ;~;

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      It's the golden rule: It's not gay if it's a girl's penis

    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      YOU THINK THOSE ARE BAD THEY PUT A METAL DEATH TRAP IN MY MOUTH THAT OCCASIONALLY BROKE AND WOULD SPEAR BETWEEN MY GUMS AND LIP.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Broken braces/retainers/other dental things are the absolute worst, it's true.

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  14. When the Confederates strike, there'll be the devil to pay!

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      the above should be taken very literally

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      fact: the union actually paid the devil after gettysburg after they made a deal with him so they would win

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      but only after the confederates decided to stop working in protest.

  15. When we joined the Covenant, we took an oath!

    1. Moby

      Moby

      I bet you are a Gravelord scrub

  16. When's the new AMA coming up?

    1. tsc

      tsc

      We're waiting for the person who's doing the AMA this week to actually post their AMA thread before we can start.

    2. tsc

      tsc

      Aaand it's up, have fun!

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      wow amas are 4 scrubs amirite

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  17. where were you when yuyuyu killed christmas

    1. tam

      tam

      what the fuck is yuyuyu

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      yu know, it's yu! yu?

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Christmas was not entirely ruined.

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  18. Whew, a lot of shit happened today. Wore a suit to school because of a field trip in Networking (They said business casual, but I ain't no casual) then after school went to YCS preregistration, registered for the main tournament, traded and bought some cards, and then came home. What a great start to my Spring Break.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Glad you had fun~

      Enjoy your break.

    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      sounds cool! Sharp suit sounds splendid

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'd post pictures but the only pictures I have make me look weetarded.

      Someone should have told me my hair was covering half my face.

  19. who homu here

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      red>black>blue>all those other people

    2. Silent

      Silent

      u ppl r fuckin weird LOL

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      yeah well chicken > panda

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  20. Would you guys watch a show about a witch-lawyer who constantly uses the vague-ass rules of magic to win every court case?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      lol good job subverting my expectations nerd

      But I actually am kind of intrigued. Would it be a universe where magic is commonplace and well-known, or a sort of Dresden Files situation where most people think the protagonist is crazy?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Magic is a thing for intellectuals, clearly.

      After all, why'd you hire a magical lawyer if you knew how magic worked to begin with?

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      But everyone knows magic is real, is what I meant.

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  21. You guys all suck so I'm extending the avatar-challenge to when I wake up from my nap. Same as I said before, second to last post with an image becomes my avatar. Remember to ACTUALLY FUCKING GIVE ME IMAGES.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Double posting is a legitimate strategy

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      corv, you are /gif/ in human form

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'm taking that as an insult.

      Was it an insult?

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  22. You told me there wouldn't be any cameras.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      This is a porn shoot I don't know what you were expecting

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Aw come on babe, don't be like that.

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You told me you were going to wear something nice!

  23. YOUR GOD(DESS?) HAS ARRIVED. What did I miss?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Someone finally showed appreciation for my latent psychic powers.

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      You made them do it, Cube. So shuddup.

    3. tsc

      tsc

      You wish you were a god or goddess.

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