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Having just been invited to this place, what better thing to do than show off my creations? My deviantart: http://icbmoose.deviantart.com/ Feet are good. Wierdass landscapes are good. Clown heads are good. Pyros are good. I don't know what this is, but it's good.

Nothing to be scared of friends. Come have a chat.

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My friend and I are possibly the best tank commander + driver combo in Red Orchestra 2. At one point an APC drove right at us and I shot an AP round that punched through and killed the driver, but the APC became lodged on the turret and the driver's mangled corpse stared at me through the periscope for about 30 seconds. And then right after that I poked my head out of the hatch to get a better look around and was instantly sniped. Later, after I had died again, I was watching my friend drive the tank when the enemy tank started making very lewd gestures. Unfortunately it was not meant to be because an enemy engineer ran up and kamikazed himself and both the tanks. We also hummed the Indian Jones theme every time we spawned.

So today TSC invited me to this place, and tada, here I be. I go by Moose. I like fire. I like sushi. I like art. I like books. I main Pyro. I'm PredatoryAmeoba on Spuf. I refuse to turn this list into one sentence. So salutations, I suppose.

Because Metal Mario needs metal bitches Where the fuck is Dry Bones though; I'm fine with playing as Shy Guy again after MK7 but he's not fucking Dry Bones

Yeah.

She stares past your soul and into the abyss hiding within you. She does not blink. Her stare is unwavering as she laughs at your very core. You suddenly start to feel heavy. Your voice comes out strange and wobbly. The last thing you hear is the clang of metal on the ground as you fall to it.

No, it's a smaller pink Ass of the shrunken trainer between Misty and May.

No it's a Toblerone

Because you can still be beautiful if you're big, thin scum.

This thing stops blue shells.

Leaked character select screen

Reminder that Spectraball: Prepare to Die Edition is 50% off until the 5th of May. It's a ball-based platformer with an attitude, a real "Diamond In The Rough" and a game I'd recommend to anyone.

If you go out that door, your goose... ... is cooked.

You fellas haven't seen anything yet

Have you ever seen ET with shaq's face? you don't want to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw