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"On 24 August 2007, Ken Livingstone (Mayor of London) apologized publicly for London's role in the slave trade. 'You can look across there to see the institutions that still have the benefit of the wealth they created from slavery', he said pointing towards the financial district, before breaking down in tears. He claimed that London was still tainted by the horrors of slavery. Jesse Jackson praised Mayor Livingstone, and added that reparations should be made." You're #1 in white guilt, I'll give you that.

fuck you moby. I thought this was over.  

​I haven't watched any Egoraptor content in years so I don't even know who 80% of these people are but I didn't think any of them were particularly insufferable. I know having them start at level 90 instead of level 1 is kinda the gimmick of the show and to prevent it from dragging on for too long, but I really think this Ross(?) person who is the seemingly experienced WoW player is stupid Why give them a fucking lore explanation about a franchise that they obviously haven't cared about for at least 10 years? Why not just spend some time explaining the base mechanics of the game? Part of World of Warcraft's charm is that Azeroth is a massive open world with lots of interesting zones, locales and secrets. They were having fun when they realized they could take to the skies and explore the surrounding forest, why not just let them do that for the first session? Let them explore the world, see the cities, see the zones? Instead they're being tugged along by this guy who's done it all four times before and seems to be more interested in herding them through questlines which they get no chance to associate themselves with. Why don't they get to make their own characters? A big part of WoW's longevity is also attachment to your personally customized avatar. Why not just start them off at level 1 where the amount of abilities they've got is manageable? Where they're dealing damage in the tens instead of the thousands, where they can find a sense of progression as their character class unlocks new abilties, specializations and talents as they level up. My immediate assumption would be because it can add some easy "funny moments" by having them all dive headfirst into high tier levelling when they don't have a clue about what their class does and as I said in the first paragraph, it's less time consuming. But really though the "WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE SPELLS I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO IMMA CAST THEM RIGHT NOW" and "WHAT'S HAPPENING I DON'T UNDERSTAND VIDEO GAMES HAHA", with Ross resting his face in his palms in frustration got fucking stale after five minutes. Who can blame them though when they're being handheld through a game they clearly have 0 interest in and the quote unquote "fun" parts were being sidelined for the sake of progressing in levels. I don't know man, seems retarded to me.

​phone: ???

holy shit I auditioned for a local production of Avenue Q and I think it actually went pretty well

Get fucked rest of the world.

A very sick man walks into a doctor's office.

i made this as a part of my photoshop final and i got a 95/100 on it

also the mudkip got a crit water gun which is how

​tfw even if i didn't i'd still be a more important member than you hold up gotta google some passive-aggressive emoticons EDIT: (◕‿◕✿)

​http://www.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart

I love watching crazy people post on forums. We've got somebody over on Paizo posting about how he has an IQ "In the top 1%" of the world and has invented an energy source that "runs on gravity" (which makes it NOT a perpetual motion machine because it relies on an outside force, which disqualifies it), but can't get funding for it because the big bad energy companies squash brilliant ideas like this because it cuts into their profits. =( Read along if anyone cares. I imagine this will continue for a bit.

Tfw dualjay makes a valuable contribution

>Asian moms

​Play porn really loud. Not just regular porn, but screaming Japanese porn.

​Daily reminder that this is who you're voting for:

"Oh no! Refund rates jumped because there's an actual fucking refund policy now! Better go slap some DRM on stuff????" How the fuck is DRM going to prevent refunds? And, no shit, you're going to see a spike in refund rates because it was 99.99% impossible to get a refund before the policy was put into place.

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AND THE WINNER IS:   BILL MURRAY  

I have high hopes. The book was awesome, and it seems like they're keeping the best part: the log entries of utter snark.

Well, it wasn't my first time handling balls.