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The newest xkcd is too good to not put here

I did it boys

So now he's iRon Man?

Not quite. I just haven't had money. And besides, aren't they all linked to one another? They all have Links, yeah.

OK NOW IM DRAWING THE LINE. TOO FAR MARVEL, TOO FAR.

Gold card is bloody amazing.

Today, millions of people saw Bruno in his ridiculous suit on ESPN and many will remember it as the first time they ever heard of Dota or even E-sports. The face of Dota, everybody.

Well, I've got no investment in who wins the finals this year, apart from wanting the racists to lose.

For Raz

Because 'Murica is the world's police. More like the world's joke.

New OoT Any% World Record set by based Cosmo. http://www.twitch.tv/cosmowright/b/548153263?t=5h42m38s

There needs to be a Fort Knox heist, which lasts 7 days and is a 150 man heist. Also the Bulldozer is voiced by the guy who voiced Dr. Eggman from the sonic series, so there should be a Eggman mod for the Dozer. boop

2K does bundle. Preety good, I think.

what do you call someone who's just been stabbed

Once upon a time, there was a guy named Tom. He was travelling through the nearby woods when he got lost. He was getting hungry and happened upon a plant with red fruits on it. He recognized it as a plant that many people in his village were scared of. They thought that it was poisonous. He was hungry enough to eat it anyway. Luckily, he didn't die. In fact, he quite liked the fruit. He took several fruits from the plant and walked away. Somehow, he managed to make his way back to the village. While there, he told his story of the red fruits. Everyone was glad to know that the fruit was no longer a threat. Now, years later, whenever someone from that village sees that particular fruit, they say, "Hey! Tom-ate-those!"

What's black and white and red all over? A gay interracial couple in the south.

Even if you cool your body down to -273C, you will be 0K.

did you hear they finally came out with a clock porno? it's about fucking time