Huff

I like bananas.

I have an allergy to bananas.

Banana allergy?

That shit's bananas.

I only know Ghost Trick because of the hair.

I know of it because of the Panic Dance

Shh no tears

only dreams now

Where in Germany?

DO NOT FEAR

WE WILL REMOVE YOUR FEAR

YOU WILL BE UPGRADED

And then we can finally ban Corv because we'll have a perfect replacement that we can turn off if we want

you could already turn me off

just show me pics of your FACE that's a huge turnoff

#rekt

How would you know, you've never seen my face

I have a friend called Greg.

If he calls himself ian than the real ian might rise from the grave and ban him instantly.

ian no longer has any mod powers, unless he's hacked the forum without me noticing.

>shitposting

I knew it'd pay off

brain I will ban you

DON'T USE YOUR PHONE NUMBER MEME AT ME, APOLOGIST

I'm a god, I'm above your puny mortal politics

Thank you.

i agree antimage witty

Anti-mage is a closet sorcerer.

I have that anti-mage sticker on my laptop.

>not keeping your alts secret so you can fake suicide and continue playing vidya

>not accounting for the fact that his alts probably have alts

what the hell just happened?

I remember the name. I feel as though I even once spoke to him. I just don't remember anything else.

TOMMY PROVOLONE

TOMMY PROVOLONE

Wasn't planning on it.

Oooh, I'm eagerly anticipating!

>oh and Corv, Cube, and me.

Man I was about to crucify you.

Military shooters are bad. /opinion

CoD Classic is good, CoD 2 is fine, the original CoD:MW was a ton of fun and CoD:WaW was good. Nothing else is worth playing.

I remember playing the demo of... CoD 3(?) dozens of times in the Exchange when I lived in Japan. That was some fun stuff. Tried to see how many of my allies I could kill with grenades without the game noticing.

No.

nobody said "where"

why

How

nough

let me tell you something about women

something about women.

start as a fluffy kittens blog then one day just fucking spoiler post the most hardcore porn you can

this is why tumblr is controversial guys

are you sure it's not because tumblr is populated by nothing but angsty teens and sjws

Looking good.

what can we say, you're a really good dick

You nailed him in that second shot. Well done.

That's a nice blog, Paero

The best blog.

Yeah my computer's charger busted and I ain't gonna fuck with tumblr mobile.

I'm in the Arctic right now. You can shut up about snow :P

I live in San Diego. It literally never snows here. JOOOOOOIIIIN UUUUUUUS

What is this snow you speak of?

I like Silent's idea.

I'm on it.

Make sure you use enthusiasm but no skill.

Yeah but that would involve going outside.

true, true

My hair wont do that....

there's a special kind of hitler for people like you

the nomaki code

"Incest is always related." - #Huff2014

I'm just shit. Period.

I got a 1.04 rep/post ratio, scrubs. git gud.

r/p is an outdated measurement. Rep is measured in Adjusted Rep Size (or TMR): ((R*P)+(W/G))/(A^2)

AT YOURS SIDE MEME'LADY.

recall vote when

The great Mod rebellion has begun.

Now, learn how to drift.

Congrats!!

When I was in elementary school, I accidentally left my bike there over a weekend, and it was stolen.

Once I was at a waterpark with my dad

I went on a slide while he stayed near the exit

I left my shoes with him

After I rode it, they were gone

Who the hell steals shoes at a waterpark?

Actually, I used to buy bike parts from a few friends to repair them into a full bike. It was a pretty good way to make cash. I still have no idea how the guys got the parts. Might be from broken bikes that were abandoned at the curb. Could be stolen from someone.