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  1. LadyBernkastel

    yes

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    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      mods plz ban

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      roll for concentration against banning

    4. tsc

      tsc

      Roll failed. Ban in progress.

  2. LadyBernkastel

    I'm gonna swing from the chandelier.

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    2. tsc

      tsc

      No it isn't.

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      It isn't?

      Guess I've got my afternoon planned out for me then.

    4. tsc

      tsc

      Since we don't have any chandeliers to break on this forum, we don't care if you swing on chandeliers.

  3. LadyBernkastel

    I LOVE THE CONGA

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    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      reminder that corv's no fun

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      at least he's adorable

    4. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      http://puu.sh/aaDDG.wav

      http://puu.sh/aaDFU.wav

  4. LadyBernkastel

    dr. pepper vs mr. pibb

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    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Mr Pibb more like Mr Pleb

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      u wanna go m8

    4. Guy923

      Guy923

      Neither, both are trash

  5. LadyBernkastel

    MERSOPOLIS

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      So were other people. Why say MY name?

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Because you amuse us.

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Because that's what I chose to do.

  6. LadyBernkastel

    Quick! Sound the Maidsassin distress signal!

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    2. Simon

      Simon

      MEI DO MEI DO MEI DO MEI DO MEI DO

      we need a more efficient signal

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      maybe if you were cool like me you'd be faster

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      yeah, and wearing those maid outfits all the time probably slows you down

  7. LadyBernkastel

    I vote we stuff dirt in Jordax's socks.

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Nice try! My socks explode when you try to stuff dirt in them.

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      Anyway, why do you want to stuff stuff in my stuff in the first place?

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Heh. You said stuff.

  8. LadyBernkastel

    Trying to decide which game I want more: Borderlands 2.5 or Metal Gear Rising

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      good jerb bernk

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      thanks corv

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I guess in the end, it had to be this way.

  9. LadyBernkastel

    Let's start a brownie appreciation club.

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I approve of brownies... but I approve of cookies more...

    3. Grobag

      Grobag

      Maryland (not the state) do giant brownie cookies. They taste very good.

    4. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I approve.

  10. LadyBernkastel

    Meow

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      The fox, being a member of the dog family, would make a sound similar to an "arf" or a "bark".

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Did you just hear a cat right now?

      I swear, that damn thing haunts me.

    4. tsc

      tsc

      helig?

  11. LadyBernkastel

    Oh what a beautiful morning. Oh what a beautiful day.

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      (x2)

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      It's a scandal.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      It's a outrage!

  12. LadyBernkastel

    Just so you all know "LadyBernkastel" is properly pronounced "LadyGodDamnBernkastel." The GodDamn is invisible.

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    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Dag-nabbit dammit.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      gol dang

    4. Simon

      Simon

      well dangum

  13. LadyBernkastel

    Come on, spuf, now it's time to blow doors down.

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    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to shitpost town.

    3. Grobag

      Grobag

      NOW WE GOT TO BLOW THE ADMINS DOWN

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      He's gonna shitpost if we do not blow doors down.

  14. LadyBernkastel

    I returned the copy of MGR I got ysertday because it seemed to be defective. My playstation kept locking up in the middle of a loading screen. I got a new copy and it's doing the exact same thing at the exact same spot. Anyone know why?

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    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Your Playstations disc reader is probably borked somehow.

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      It's just this game. Borderlands 2.5 works fine.

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      I deleted and reinstalled the game data, and it seems to work now.

  15. LadyBernkastel

    Can hackers hack your kitchen knife and hack you to death? That's up next on SubSPUF Network News.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Bernk I'm standing outside the home of A 1970 Corvette, the victim of this cyber-crime. It seems one of his beloved knives was hacked into sentience and antigravity by the as-yet-unknown hacker. Chief of SubSPUF Police Rammite was not available for questioning, nor was Mr. Corvette's distraught husband, Doopliss2008.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I hacked my hat once to have have wireless connection to the Obama's website and then I hacked it with my hacked hat. Proof:

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

  16. LadyBernkastel

    Why the hell am I watching this?

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      What?

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      I think s/he is refering to budd's twitch-cast thingy.

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      No. It's an anime I started watching a few days ago.

  17. LadyBernkastel

    Day 3: Commander still hasn't promoted me.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'd start a poll but then there would be abuse.

    2. tsc

      tsc

      We're not accepting applications for staff positions at the current time. Please inquire again later!

    3. Simon

      Simon

      formletter.pdf

  18. LadyBernkastel

    Have you ever wondered what would happen if you gave a frog an oboe?

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      ...The same thing that happens to anything else when you give it an oboe?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I think you'd probably have a frog on an oboe

    3. The Last Templar

      The Last Templar

      beautiful music

  19. LadyBernkastel

    Just got back from a job interview. Words cannot express the nervousness I feel right now.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I know the feeling. How do you think it went?

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      The guy I interviewed with seemed interested in me joining. I still need to have another interview with the executives though.

    3. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Good luck on the 2nd interview

  20. LadyBernkastel

    Someone's already lighting their fireworks.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      people were lighting their fireworks last week over here

      damn kids ruining this neighborhood

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      one time when i was 6 someone shot a firework and me and i called them a faggot

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Draw and quarter them

  21. LadyBernkastel

    STOP SCREAMIIIIIIIIIIING

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      HOW CAN I SNAP YOUR NECK IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE?!

    2. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      LOOK AT ME WHEN I SCREAM AT YOUR SOUL!

    3. Grobag

      Grobag

      GIVE ME A BUCKET AND I WILL SHOW YOU A BUCKET

  22. LadyBernkastel

    Barnham! Barnham! Barnham! Barnham!

    1. Huff

      Huff

      I thought that he was a very good prosecutor. Fair and willing to work for the truth like Klavier, but determined to win the case too.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      manamanah

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      doot doo doodoodoo

  23. LadyBernkastel

    Welcome to Snowmageddon 2014

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You commies and your "snow".

    2. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Puh. Leeze.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      more like Raindependence Day

  24. LadyBernkastel

    Commander, you should totally promote me.

    1. tsc

      tsc

      I'll pass.

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      You know you want to.

  25. LadyBernkastel

    I'm blind.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Did chickenhaters flash and blind thine?

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      a place inside mine brain

      another kind of pain

      thine don't know the chances

      i'm so blind

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