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  1. Batty Batterson

    ᅚᅚ

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      BAD END

    4. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      In after the lock.

  2. Batty Batterson

    I've eaten a veggie burger every day for the past four days. I don't intend to stop.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Quality over quantity, my friend.

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      m8 have you even had a schlotzsky's pizza

      there is absolutely

      nothing

      better

    4. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      @wulff:

      they are made primarily of corn, beans, soy protein, and other vegetable things.

  3. Batty Batterson

    Don't have sex cuz it's probably your daughter.

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    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      someone just saw oldboy

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      What if he's bi?

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >implying you wouldn't my daughter

  4. Batty Batterson

    Are all Antiviruses shit?

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    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      avast is nice enough, but the best antivirus is common sense.

    3. Medic

      Medic

      Microsoft Security Essentials, Avast and AVG do the job, coupled with MalwareBytes, but yeah, common sense will protect you the majority of the time.

    4. Razputin

      Razputin

      I third MSE + Malwarebytes. Do the job for free and don't bug you every 5 nanoseconds like most antivirus programs

  5. Batty Batterson

    I got the greatest note from my science teacher on a Chemistry test: "[scared face] what do you do with towels normally?"

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    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      nasty

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I'm going back to 4chan jesus christ

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Whenever I make a pun in an essay my teacher writes a smiley face by it.

  6. Batty Batterson

    My window is a fucking dick.

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      do you mean glass windows or computers windows?

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      It's ok because Windows 9 will come out in April of 2015!

    4. Razputin

      Razputin

      In hindsight my breath of fresh air pun might have been too obscure and now I worry I look like more of an asshole than I usually am

  7. Batty Batterson

    Call your mom.

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    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i know an indian guy named yormom

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Why, shes like 3 feet to my left.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Why? She's right in the other room watching baseball.

  8. Batty Batterson

    It's payday

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    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      I'm rich, bitch

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      I SAID IT'S PAYDAY FELLAS

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      pics or it didn't happen

  9. Batty Batterson

    Fried egg, guacamole, and tomato is best sandwich.

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    2. KillaWaliid

      KillaWaliid

      nom

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Guacamole?

      Pls kill yourself, before IT kills US.

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      PB&J Master Race

  10. Batty Batterson

    All my q's are coming out as g's, I think witches were involved.

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    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      it's happening

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      maybe you need to step it up

    4. Simon

      Simon

      WALPURQISNACHT APPROACHETH

  11. Batty Batterson

    Anything could be on that server, maybe even the president.

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      probably not half-life 3 though

    4. Guy923

      Guy923

      [email protected]

      the 0 throws em off

  12. Batty Batterson

    Green salsa = best salsa

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      salsa? any color is fine if you have some guacamole to go with it and carry it to victory.

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Nacho cheese better

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      nacho cheese is gross

  13. Batty Batterson

    Prequel finally updated.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Protip: There's an alternate ending if you complete the puzzle with your mouth.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      What's this now

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      http://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/

  14. Batty Batterson

    Coffee and chocolate

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    2. Huff

      Huff

      Milk and broken promises.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Chocolate and more chocolate and MORE CHOCOLATE

    4. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Toffee and Chocolate

  15. Batty Batterson

    My parents are going away for a week and bringing the coffee maker with them. Not looking forward to caffeine withdrawal.

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    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      >Not using instant coffee

      Softcore

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I found a pretty good coffee maker for a pretty good price. All is well.

    4. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Substance abuse is never cool. Say no to caffeine.

  16. Batty Batterson

    Getting two feet of snow, send help.

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    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      East

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      fuck that's really far away

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      we've got some light furries I mean flurries

  17. Batty Batterson

    pre

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    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      cum

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      sbyterian church

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Oh shit I've seen porn of that, alright I understand now

  18. Batty Batterson

    My room is obnoxiously hot, which I normally love, but I'm rather sick and the heat makes it harder to breathe.

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    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      5 degrees? Cute.

      Thermostat is on the 2nd floor of my crappy townhome, rooms are on the 3rd.

      3rd Floor is about 10 degrees warmer than the 2nd, add 5 degrees more for my room.

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      I read that as "My roommate is obnoxiously hot,"...

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I think a lot of us have had to deal with obnoxiously hot roommates before. Leaving their dirty dishes in the sink, then distracting you with pure masculinity when you call them out on it...such a pain.

  19. Batty Batterson

    I wish I lived everywhere so I could go to everything.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      that's profound

    3. Paero

      Paero

      the light is broken but I still work

    4. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      If you lived everywhere, you'd also have to deal with everywhere's problems.

  20. Batty Batterson

    TGIF

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      WOAH

    3. tam

      tam

      what

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      *shoots Batty*

  21. Batty Batterson
    http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-12-vegetarians-draw-picture-turkey-and-wh-1488
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    2. tsc

      tsc

      Notice the website is Clickhole, a Buzzfeed parody.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      >the onion

      topkek

    4. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I wish my turkeys looked like that

  22. Batty Batterson

    I can't tell if this cereal is moldy or just discolored.

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    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      better start praying

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      try snorting it

    4. Huff

      Huff

      mold mereal

  23. Batty Batterson

    You know what they say

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      ""

    3. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      toast

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      And if they don't, they should.

  24. Batty Batterson

    burgrr.com is my new favorite website. 10/10 even better than bobmarleyhats.info

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      matmartinez.net/nsfw/

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      http://hackertyper.com/

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      oh god it's gotten creepy help

  25. Batty Batterson

    Coffee is a good thing.

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      People are having latte problems with puns.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      Fuck right off.

    4. Argeon

      Argeon

      Coffee is the drink of the gods. If you don't agree with me then get out of my face.

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