Verumae

that's pretty clever not gonna lie

he lied

^^^

what if I buy you a meepo cowl autographed by actual meepo and also meepo himself who wants your autograph for being a better meepo than meepo

i might find a girl who makes verumae happy

11/9

4/20

time is an illusion

children born in 2009 are now 13 years old

what can we say

hindsight is 2020

I never thought I'd see Verumae be wrong about something

Verumae confirmed for being a uncultured plebeian.

what kind of sushi

because there are HUGE variations in quality

idktfb

truly stretching the limits of source film maker

time is an illusion

there are people younger than this video who have two iphones

was it not by your will?

from the dead.

CSGO

csgo is literally not a competitive game

arena shooter or twitch shooter?

we actually have had 3 new registrations in the past 2 weeks

i think we're scaring them

Imagine being one of the new registrators during Aprils Fools two years ago. That scared those new registrators off for sure.

there we go

review: it was ok

it's a pretty name just like selena or sarah

Cabbage, on the other hand, brings to mind a crazy cat lady with a lazy eye and 8 fingers.

honestly it is kind of nice yeah

if I had me I couldn't love anyone else

not that any of you guys have me I'm in a diff league but u know what I mean

depends

if you weren't you, would you be Elton John

no amount of money can keep me and a nice dominatrix apart

revision: merry xmas nerds

That's still correct.

reddit trying to erase history

that was almost three years ago holy shit

The fucking content created due to that game was fucking insane, it was pretty much universally loved.

every friday is black friday for me

Went to the mall to see it for the first time because I've not been here during Black Friday for a decade. My grandma bought a $10 sweater and that's all we got.

verumae's thing is being on a level you will never reach

alright yeah it's acting cunty

lmao mad + jelly

no :^(

verumae you are so good at meepo please marry me

you are so sweet xoxo

they were taken at different times

You look like my friend but with poofier hair.

your friend sounds cute

but they make infinitely better pie

How has nobody noticed that Coca Cola originally was made with actual cocaine? Coca Cola was invented by Mexican drug lords to sell cocaine. Wake up sheeple.

DEATH CAN'T SAVE YOU

Single White Verumae?

use all his dishes and leave 'em in the sink, unwashed.

report him on tf2r

grow a neckbeard. ladies love the neckbeard.

Get hammered every night, do drugs, everyone else does it.

masturbate literally constantly