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  1. FreshHalibut

    I thought I saw a burglar, but it was just a burger. The spelling confused me.

    1. The Irish Demopan

      The Irish Demopan

      Sorry control, my boner pressed the button

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      But what if it was the Hamburglar?

  2. FreshHalibut

    Is it racist to shoot sand people if it's a Starwars game?

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Of course not.

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Yes. Tusken Raiders everywhere are highly offended.

  3. FreshHalibut

    It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      get ye torch

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      >go south

    3. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      get ye flask

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  4. FreshHalibut

    Machete Kills was a fun movie.

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      gatling tits

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Strap-on Revolver

  5. FreshHalibut

    Now I have *all* the streetpass puzzle pieces!

    1. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      I dont even have a 2ds

    2. Paero

      Paero

      I LITERALLY DONT EVEN XDDD

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I don't have a 1DS or a 0DS

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  6. FreshHalibut

    Now Playing: Hyrule Warriors

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      FreshHalibut In non-Steam game WiiU

  7. FreshHalibut

    Okami is still really fun.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      It is! I need to play it more.

  8. FreshHalibut

    Pancakes with holes in 'em

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      holy pancakes batman

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Those are called waffles, you uneducated swine.

  9. FreshHalibut

    Parents must reap their zombie children when they die.

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Parents must rep their zombie children when they die.

  10. FreshHalibut

    Pinball is the best.

  11. FreshHalibut

    RIP Gunshow

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      RIP

    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      I blame the koolaid.

  12. FreshHalibut

    Rocket Punch!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Punchman always saves the day!!

    2. Veez

      Veez

       

       

  13. FreshHalibut

    Run you pigeons, it's Robert Frost!

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      I wonder if the clown is getting paid for any of that.

  14. FreshHalibut

    SmashU Hype

    1. Simon

      Simon

      SmUsh

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      @hugthebed I went direct download because Amazon being a wiener

    3. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Not having a WiiU sadness D:

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  15. FreshHalibut

    Sneak that Snake snack

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      Hyperbole and a Half hates you.

  16. FreshHalibut

    Starting a new game of XCOM, who wants to be mauled by aliens in my squad?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      My guy looks like Marvin the Martian in disguise.

      Uh, I mean, he looks like a totally normal human with a creative outlook on hairstyles!

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Sniper with a handlebar mustache?

      I like.

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      yus ples

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  17. FreshHalibut

    Stealth Edits

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      i bring c4 for deposit box ok?

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      i solo stealth i have hoxhud :)

    3. Binary

      Binary

      *huffhud

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  18. FreshHalibut

    Steam is Dead. Big Surprise? Yes ☐ No ☑

  19. FreshHalibut

    Stop. Hammer Time

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      THE FIRES OF GREED WILL BURN THE WEAK, SO WE'LL MAKE FREEDOM OBSOLETE

    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      SACRIFICE TO VICE OR DIE BY THE HAND OF THE SINNAH

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  20. FreshHalibut

    They're Everywhere!

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      literally who

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      WHO GAVE THAT MAN PERMISSION TO DIE

    3. Huff

      Huff

      EIN WACHMANN

  21. FreshHalibut

    This bad coffee is filling me with equal parts joy and rage.

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      There is some solace to be found in bad coffee. On one hand, the bitter taste is part of the experience. On the other, some coffee can really just taste horrible and irredeemable.

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      You could try some green tea

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      So, angry righteousness, according to this: http://i0.wp.com/flowingdata.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Inside-Out-Emotion-Combos.png?fit=1200%2C1200

  22. FreshHalibut

    Watch out for the Tempura Wizard!

  23. FreshHalibut

    What is the comfiest?

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      tempurpedic

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      maids

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      You seem rather comfy in that Santa hat... Are you sure that it's really stuck?

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  24. FreshHalibut

    Why did I do this? http://i.imgur.com/xSqupoT.jpg

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Shoot the gun out of the bow with the knife in the barrel.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I should have put my bows into that too. Dammit. Can I do a re-do?

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      No. You must accept your failure.

  25. FreshHalibut

    WiiU Get!

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      welcome to the family

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Play the sirens!

      WiiUWiiUWiiUWiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiUUUUUUUUUUU.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Welcome to the cool nerds club.

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