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  1. GUYS OUR FREEZER ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL THESE FRESH ORGANS

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You'd have to talk with Alfred. And fuck off Bern, you have no authority in robot butler manners.

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      can i be a caterpillar

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      That's so mean, cub.

  2. CAN YOU FEEL LIFE MOVING THROUGH YOUR MIND?

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    2. Moby

      Moby

      Ey macarena!

    3. A 1970 Corvette
    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I cannot feel any of the above. Maybe I have some strange medical condition?

  3. Alright everyone, get in the car. We're going to Vegas to hunt down Corv.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      WAIT CMDR KNOWS THAT?! SHITSHITSHTISHIT

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Wait... Why hunt him in his own territory, when we can get him in his dreams?

    4. tsc

      tsc

      You didn't exactly make it hard to find when you hinted at what it was.

  4. Flappy Bird has been taken off the app store, and now there are smartphones with it installed being sold on ebay for thousands of dollars. Fuck me with the rustiest piece of barbed wire you can find.

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    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Oh boy, a bunch of niche sites for a niche "currency", none of those are big name anythings.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Well, the Dogecoin is 2-3 months old, yet it already has sent 2 Olympic teams to Sochi, a feat that no other coin has accomplished. Contrary to popular belief, Dogecoin's community is more focused on fun and charity rather than profiteering.

    4. Cretler

      Cretler

      EvilBrian is right. I bought myself a mansion with "Arrow to the knee" coupons.

  5. Roommate come back you aren't allowed to leave the house with your phone ever

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    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Cube wishes you were his senpai.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I will break your jaw with my wizard staff.

    4. LadyBernkastel
  6. See ya on Sunday, nerds. *poof*

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    2. <Witty Name>
    3. Grobag

      Grobag

      idiot boob

    4. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Idiot Cube isn't even a real cube, he's a parallelepiped in a hat.

  7. Everyone's finishing up with school, meanwhile I'm moving to my new college to start with summer classes.

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    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      cashew butter cookie master race

    3. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      I start the next term next week too, bruh.

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I've got lots of work ahead of me, this summer, too, if that makes you feel any better.

  8. WARNING: SubSPUF contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects.

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    2. Paero

      Paero

      man fuck you guy

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      but raison, most places don't actually have any real liberals to begin with

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      And thank God for that.

  9. BRB DRINKING SOME SULTRY LADY'S BLOOD

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    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Very hard I'd assume.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I was living with a vampiric spirit before it was cool.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      And she's been wallowing in your witch blood all this time, poor girl.

  10. I'm going on a camping trip this weekend. Highly doubt I'll be able to get online. I'll leave my shades here so that one of you can keep calling everyone nerds while I'm gone.

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    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      i hope you don't die in the wilderness 

      but just in case, goodbye forever.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      azu-nyan-nyan-nyan

    4. Idiot Cube
  11. GET ME MORE PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAID!

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      That person is yours truly. YOU'RE OUTTA HERE

    3. tsc

      tsc

      <Witty Name> is hereby banned.

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      It's a good thing I have an everything-proof shield that reflects everything

  12. You guys remember SPUFurb? Man, that used to be one of my favorite MSPA fanventures. Too bad the illustrator was killed by vengeful brownie spirits.

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      ban pretty plz with a cherry on top

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      ban pretty plz with ace falling down the stairs into a pile of cherries

    4. Arm the Homeless
  13. So, who wants to help me break into Corv's house and sell his maid outfit on Ebay?

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      cash in the yugioh but I call the mtg

    3. Jaydor

      Jaydor

      Cube don't make me remove one of the lenses from your sunglasses

      I'll crack the other one too

    4. Arm the Homeless
  14. "You'd probably brush more often if you had a girlfriend" -My dentist

  15. uuugh nooooo I'm only supposed to get sick once per winter

  16. I'm back! Binary, gimme my shades back.

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    2. Binary

      Binary

      They're mine now nerd. 

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Binary x Cube ????

  17. Old Godzilla was hoppin' around, Tokyo City like a big playground!

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      back in ye olden days, you had to earn your fap in games

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      dude you have no idea how hard I always worked to get to the last chick of m&f starfleet

      damn that chick was hot

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I still remember the first ng game I played

      demon girl was the start of a lifelong mistake

  18. Four hours until Smash!

    Or if you're on the east coast, one hour until Smash!

    Or if you live in some other country, you already have Smash!

    ...Why do I live in the worst timezone?

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      The Australians always win.

       

      Also if you think the game a port I suggest you read up on the many mechanic, gameplay, and character balance changes. This is no longer E3 2018 and it's become very clear that there is much to separate this game from Smash 4. It plays very differently.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      @TheOnlyGuyEver I know, it was a joke. I wouldn't have been this excited about a port.

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      >tfw a "midnight" release is actually 9pm for best coast

  19. The curse has been lifted.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      It turns out that cubic vampirism originates from certain articles of clothing, like that creepy-looking black cloak I found a month ago. But I feel kinda naked without it. >.>

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      To be fair, you ARE only wearing a hat...

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ♫And the curse had finally lifted, and the [Cube] sights his home...♫

  20. If one more professor pronounces my name as "Michelle" I'm going to cut a bitch.

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    2. Idiot Cube
    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      fuck you michelle is a fine name

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You only think that because you haven't associated it with the embarrassment of reminding people that THE LETTER T EXISTS!!!

  21. :tin:

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    2. tsc

      tsc

      It's too late, Idiot Cube, this forum has always had an embedded indoctrination sequence that is impossible to ignore or remove.

    3. Idiot Cube
    4. <Witty Name>
  22. Favorite status updates that should have been threads. Go.

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    2. <Witty Name>
    3. A 1970 Corvette
    4. Razputin

      Razputin

      bring out your noose cause it's no use the aboose caboose is loose

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    2. tam

      tam

      rest in rip

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      routing information protocol in peace

    4. Comeau

      Comeau

      Soon I will be done wid da trahbles ah dis worl' . . .

  23. Corv isn't completely horrible sometimes.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Sadly, that's the one thing he's still completely horrible at.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      hey fuck you too buddy

    4. Idiot Cube
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