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  1. Razputin

    did you know we have our own personal shitpost thread in the modcave? it's so much fun!

    1. Huff

      Huff

      who do you think taught us to meme so dankly, cube?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      whooooooa

    3. Insectan

      Insectan

      EBIN SHITPOST

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  2. Razputin

    Do you like girly clothes? Feel like a woman trapped in a man's body? Try new Shlong-B-gone and see all your problems shrivel up and fall off

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    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Stamda, that's a terrible wish. Why would you wish to be a girl for a week instead of just wishing to be able to swap back and forth? If you only wish for a week and decide you like it, you're fucked. In the latter case, if you like it you have it forever, and if you don't don't have to use it.

    3. tam

      tam

      i didn't think of that and that makes more sense

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Moose and I have already agreed that we have the best taste

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  3. Razputin

    Does anyone here have knowledge of TF2 scripting? I can't get my old scripts to work

  4. Razputin

    Does anyone here know how sony vegas works

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      you make videos and then it crashes before you save

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      ^^^

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      You "acquire" it, then never use it.

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  5. Razputin

    early morning raz

  6. Razputin

    eating the grossest tortellinis ever

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      Did they affect your soon-to-have-pooped?

  7. Razputin

    ERMEGERH I passed a test I thought I failed oh God I'm so happy right now

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you did good, son

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Noice, mate!

  8. Razputin

    Facebook bought Oculus Rift and the shitstorm on /v/ knows no end

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I think /v/ just got frozen

    3. Facade

      Facade

      They played us like a damn fiddle

    4. Jordax

      Jordax

      I am surprised that they are not playing Don McLean's American Pie nonstop over the site now.

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  9. Razputin

    ffffffffuck I forgot to take my contact lenses out last night my eyeballs are on fire

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      look at the nerd and his big nerd glasses

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      The advantage of glasses is that they don't have any of the huge flaws of contact lenses

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      they also offer better protection to your eyes for when you get punched in the face for being a huge nerd

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  10. Razputin

    First time in a long while that I'm hung over

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      bern it's more that I am blessed with genes that hardly ever give me a hangover even if I drink

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Oh. Well, lucky you.

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      I drink almost every weekend and I've never been hungover...just saying, it happens.

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  11. Razputin

    football happened

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      wait who won

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      After an excruciating game going 0-0 NL won with penalties

  12. Razputin

    Fuck this, getting Watchdogs for free is still too expensive with all this shit Uplay is giving me

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      oh christ, they're still using uplay?

  13. Razputin

    Goddammit I hate children so much, the neighbour kid has been running around outside yelling "dinner is ready" for like half an hour

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    2. Cretler

      Cretler

      I love children.

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      dinner is ready

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      dinner is ready... but are YOU???

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  14. Razputin

    Goddammit Steam get it together

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      Get it together steam developers. This connection is poopy diarreah dick barfed from a badger's anus.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      pls no bully

      - gabe

  15. Razputin

    Goddammit the neighbour kid is yelling "dinner is ready" again what kind of shitty game is this

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    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      You're a goddamn bear, just eat him. After all, dinner is ready

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      1) Learn to use a throwing knife.

      2) Throw it in such a way to cut off his tongue.

    4. Guy923

      Guy923

      Be sure to make them Gil Hibben knives. They're pretty high quality.

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  16. Razputin

    Gonna try and reinstall Black Mesa. Last time I played it it kept crashing whenever I activated the giant fan

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      I think its a problem with certain particles

    2. Simon

      Simon

      sounds fantastic

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      It blows me away that they could leave such a huge problem in their game

      Then again, Half-Life is a Valve property

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  17. Razputin

    Google's Halloween banners are adorable

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Still not as good as the Freddie Mercury one.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      wow they really are

  18. Razputin

    Gosh darnit, his is probably the harshest headache I've had in years

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      did you eat jack in the box tacos

  19. Razputin

    Got cheated out on 160 bucks because of a cancelled research. THIS close to choking a bitch

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I know someone who knows that feel.

    2. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      ...is it Raz?

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      It is now.

  20. Razputin

    guys remember thing from the '90 that sure was a thing in the '90

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      [NOSTALGIA INTENSIFIES]

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      My ENTIRE CHILDHOOD can be ruined by a picture of a cartoon character in an uncharacteristically adult situation.

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      http://media.tumblr.com/25b056338aeed23ea0200dd613e6cf31/tumblr_my0oz6eM3U1s4lkc5o1_500.jpg

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  21. Razputin

    hahahaha I have 200 euro more than I expected hahahaha

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Buy me

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      buy an unusual.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Buy me crates

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  22. Razputin

    Happy bring your plane to work day subspuf

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      Every September 11th, I only futher cement my spot in hell.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      That was in bad taste.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      what did you expect from Raz

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  23. Razputin

    Happy bring your plane to work-day everyone

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      a dutch national died in the attacks

       

      That being said, I still chuckled at the joke. 

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      XD

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      thx u 2

  24. Razputin

    happy Dutch new year everyone! Make sure you don't have to be designated driver like me

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You went and got real-life friends. This is your own fault.

  25. Razputin

    Hear a knights who say Ni reference in the row in front of you and know it's gonna be one of those days

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