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  1. I found a reed for my saxophone. Kinda wanna play it now, for old time's sake.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Lead singer?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Huff, I play trombone!

      We still have a chance to save this shoddy forum!

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i can pretend this laundry basket is a drum

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  2. eeee one of my dad's friends showed up and he has a red late-60's corvette so pretty

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      kiss it

      you may never get the chance again

    2. Doopliss2008
    3. Simon

      Simon

      on the bright side it fulfills the half-plus-eight rule

  3. little rocket gnome was going fine until the helicopter of "push fucking everything with physics around" showed up, i suppose it's phys_pushscale 0 time

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      geez you cheater you must be bad at vidyagames or something.

    2. Huff

      Huff

      wow how casual can you get

    3. Huff

      Huff

      also rynj you can leave the gnome in the elevator room, do the antlion den, and come back to revive Alyx and the gnome will be where you left it

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  4. finally beat rogue legacy - crow storm lich too broken against bloobasaurus rex

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      He was the easiest boss anyway.

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      How were you stuck on Herodotus? How is that even possible?

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I wasn't stuck, I just stopped playing on that area

  5. I got post 109666666 on /a/. Anyone know a good exorcist?

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      which thread?

    2. Huff

      Huff

      http://boards.4chan.org/a/thread/109657084/yugioh-arcv#p109666666

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I know a few witches who could do some spiritual purification shit, does that work?

  6. Fuck the rocket gnome achievement

    1. Huff

      Huff

      I can't go through Episode 2 without taking that thing with me any more. It's like a curse and a blessing at the same time.

  7. Huh. There are ants in my tea.

    1. Simon

      Simon

      you've gotta be chitin me with all these bug puns

    2. ICBMoose
    3. Skye

      Skye

      ANT DEFECTORS DISCOVERED IN HUMAN ABODE. BRING THEM TO BEE EMPIRE JUSTICE.

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  8. The "trying too hard" award goes to: http://i.imgur.com/ptJq6eY.jpg?1

    1. Doopliss2008
    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      i feel like putting on my sniper cosplay and taking a picture of me on my bed with like 30 jars of jarate

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Trumpet OP, nerf plz

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  9. I win for least valuable: http://i.imgur.com/341mGtK.jpg?1

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      At least you had a weapon, I'm still looking for something to do it with

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      i just realized the machete below my rifle looks like just a black piece of paper

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I thought it was a strap dangling off the rifle until you said it was a machete.

  10. WE CANNOT ALLOW A MINESHAFT GAP

    1. Simon

      Simon

      WE'LL MEE~EET AGAIIIII~IIN

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Mein Führer! I can walk!

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  11. Am I the only one that occasionally gets the compulsion to put an lc after an allcaps post?

  12. Something funny was brought to my attention: If I manage to get into one of the military service academies and graduate, my eldest brother will have to salute me whenever I'm in uniform. Heeeheeehee.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      I think you will look adorable when in uniform with long hair, if such a thing is possible.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Boypussy... But... girls have them, too...

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Yeah raz my eldest brother's in the Air Force right now

      and Merso boypussy > any other pussy

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  13. Valve confirmed for racist

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Racist barn, racist barn

  14. And on this day a thousand TF2ers claimed Pauling as their waifu.

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i'm 3% ethiopian that entitles me to the dark meat of the chicken bucket girl

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      I don't want chicken bucket girl, I want Paulings. She is the perfect waifu.

    3. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      your waifu a shit

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  15. "DDD Shiiou Hell Armageddon (DDD Hell Armageddon the Great Death Lord)" - A card that is coming out eventually that just got leaked. Jesus Christ it's like someone's Sonic OC got fused with the Hulk

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      jesus christ how horrifying

  16. There was a "terrifying insects" thread on /a/ today. I read all of it. I'm going to huddle in a well-lit, sterilized room with a flamethrower and hope nothing comes after me.

    1. kayohgee
    2. <Witty Name>
    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      That's a silk moth. They do exist but the one in that picture is a doll

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  17. Looking over newegg for a potential computer build. This is an IT Essentials assignment all over again aaaaaaa

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Just buy Alienware. I know their machines are good because they have red LEDs and red LEDs means it goes fast because red is fast. Clearly a good deal.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      What Wit said, it all has to do with the Doppler effect - anything red is moving away from you really fast. If the LEDs were blue or violet that would mean they're approaching you really fast, which could end disastrously for you.

  18. First day of job, coming soon. Brace for impact.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      My prediction: You will hate it at first, but your attitude will change considerably when you get your first paycheck.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Joke's on you, I enjoyed it

      maybe because there was a free meal afterward

  19. I have done more things in this half-week of Summer than I have the entire last two summers in their entirety. So this is what having friends is like.

  20. Coming soon: >summer! Last day of school.

  21. My internet went down for a few hours in the morning. I was surprised at how many times I instinctively started something that used the internet and then was just like "....Oh yeah."

  22. One-half of Networking test tomorrow. The culmination of my year's education looms over me. Shit, I should probably actually study.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Cramming is for people who don't understand the material. Studying is for those who do.

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      If you know something and understand it, you shouldn't need to study it again. Maybe skim back over the material to refresh your memory but by definition studying something means it's something you don't already know.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      "Study" means to acquire knowledge, period. I acquired knowledge when I studied some specifics of gas-phase chromatography that I'd forgotten. Regardless, I already knew how it worked and could comfortably perform it in a lab if necessary.

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  23. Oh my god watermelon is the best thing ever aahghah

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Did you use a spoon even though the Mexican Fork Cartel banned spoons?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      i was expecting guy to post about being racist or something

      dammit guy

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I think there are more posts about Guy's blackness than actual posts by Guy.

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  24. Man, Gustos are both amazing in their artwork and their effects. Pretty amazing how everything searches everything.

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