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A 1970 Corvette

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  1. cheese singles that are all individually wrapped can be shuffled very easily

    1. Simon

      Simon

      plastic wrapped in plastic

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    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I thought you said "chinese singles"

  2. You told me there wouldn't be any cameras.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      This is a porn shoot I don't know what you were expecting

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Aw come on babe, don't be like that.

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You told me you were going to wear something nice!

    1. Jaydor

      Jaydor

      From chest up only

      Wow, I feel cheated

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      corv stop I don't have anywhere to put all these Arus

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      You'll have to pay extra for legs, Master

  3. Don't be a loser, buy a defuser!

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    2. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Didn't you tell me though that you don't want to get better at CS:GO?
      Shame on you, Corv.

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  4. You must be so tired. Should I prepare the bath? Or dinner? Or... hehe, just kidding.

    1. Idiot Cube
    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      And you wonder why I beat you

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Just prepare the computer for shitposting,  that's all that I need.

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I was thinking of Elrond at the beginning of the first LOTR, giving commands to the archers in the flashback to the battle in Mordor.

    3. Doopliss2008
  5. COMPLETE

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    WEAPON

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    MASTERY

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      When are you mastering the pyontaek hat haet

    2. A 1970 Corvette
    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      iw5_lsatloot9_mp 

  6. quick type clear bgp * in your routers' privileged exec mode

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      does this block the nsa

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      it blocks all harmful traffic (also all traffic) for a bit

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      don't do this you get a virus

  7. My last post on SPUF was "For you."

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      My last post was "Crashing the SPUF servers, with no survivors."

    2. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      I think my last post was thanking Valve Time for having delayed the forum shutdown. :frown:

    3. aabicus

      aabicus

      That's so poetic *3*

  8. What's the deal with airline food?

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I don't see why they stopped giving out peanuts.

       

      I mean, even if I'm allergic to them, if I'm on a plane I kind of want to die anyway.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Well I can tell you some airlines prohibit both the pilot and co-pilot from eating the same meal at the same time, in case of poisoning. Which makes sense, but is kind of disconcerting at the same time.

    3. Veez
  9. HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Wh i hi, /po/?

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      I don't get it

    3. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      TKFJSTLAYD - Missing letters, in order

      TKFJSLAYD - Missing letters, in order, sans duplicate

      ADFJKLSTY - Alphabetical

      ASDFJKLTY = Home row, including underscored letters (F and J) but missing the two between (G and H), plus the two letters directly above G and H (T and Y)

       

      This is usually about as far as I get with ARGs anyway so I'm pretty proud of myself for it.

       

       

  10. MY EYES

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

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      this has been an important psa thank you goodbye

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Dark theme, dark soul. Do not trust them.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I'm using Blue now.  Doesn't destroy my eyes, but I can still see the chess game.

      Everything's bigger for some reason but I guess you can't have everything.

  11. I am Crested Ibis. I am searching for friends. Where are you, friends?

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    Congrats on being 1337

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      And they said I'd never be L33T

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      w00t

       

      Do people still say w00t?  I thought I heard someone say that the other day.  I'm still hip, right?

    3. A 1970 Corvette
  13. Mixdus.

    1. hugthebed2
    2. Raison d'être
    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Is that a Jazz Jackrabbit planet or something?

  14. tfw your favorite band takes a new direction and you spend the next three albums liking what they put out less and less

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      >he doesn't like post-quixotic smashcore with SmashStep influences

       

      Not gonna make it.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I just feel like things were fine pre-quixotic, or perhaps even just quixotic

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I still can't believe that Ritchie Blackmore started doing New Age Folk Rock, even though he was doing that before I even started listening to Rainbow.

  15. It's nothing personal I just wanted Cube's update about cookies to be off the front page

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Well fuck you too buddy. [<3]

    2. DualJay
  16. The hot cheetos, they call to me...

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      why would you warm them up

    2. hugthebed2
  17. Eating pizza and watching anime. This is the life.

    1. Doopliss2008
    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I hope this was after you judged

  18. help I can't stop listening to the magia mindfuck remix

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Listen to soulja boy instead. you'll never want to listen to music again.

    2. Simon

      Simon

      watch rebellion story then commit suicide

  19. Avatar change in honour of finishing durruruaurgyd- dururaur- duruaru-... DRRR!

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      This hole... It was made for me

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Needs more pink.

  20. Ow ow fuck why is it so easy to hit my head on the hanging lamp above my computer chair

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Next time you level up, put all your points into dexterity and awareness. You'll need those for reflex saves and awareness skill checks.

    2. Silent

      Silent

      there is a lamp made of glass in the hall outside my room that i have to duck under to not smash my head on it (and of course i always forget to do so when i've just woken up), it's the worst

  21. Playing through my Pokemon Platinum and found the Pokemon Mansion. And the Maid-Battle-Marathon challenge. Amazing.

    1. Simon

      Simon

      You're so strong!!!!!

      also tip: if you get the target number of turns, you get a bonus battle-

      use thief on their pokemon, it has a rare candy.

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  22. So... I may have accidentally slept from sunrise to sunset. Huh.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      CORV CONFIRMED FOR DRACULA.

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