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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with the wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail since she was expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: Spoiler To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. PS. Sure is freaking hot down here.

i can't breathe help

Goofy thread.

PRR PRR PRR

Yeah it really spoiled the joke for me.

Got a mod to show the actual gun damage, accuracy and stability numbers >The game round 34.1 to 35 >Almost no weapon had true 30/35/40/50/60 damage

feel trip

kirby is now my main forever and ever the down-b is so amazing once I figured out the timing for undoing the stone form

The Kevin video for the lazy.

you guys don't understand i can hear my blood pressure ps i died in the boss rush room but w/e beat mom with no health

Ask yourself this question, what type is Servine? Is it Dark? No? I believe we had a "1 uber legendary per team" thing going on?

O-oh.

Shoving Vaseline up your nose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaz8PIx--0s&feature=youtu.be

If you hold up a Shell and listen carefully, you can hear the cashier telling you he doesn’t want any trouble.

I had a fun convo with Scags about this one Spoiler Stackbabbin' Bumscag: Is that a freaking kitchen behind him? O_o Simon: it's a pool Simon: the arizona baseball stadium has some odd amenities Stackbabbin' Bumscag: A.. pool. Stackbabbin' Bumscag: In a stadium... Stackbabbin' Bumscag: why Simon: ...Arizona? fuck if I know Stackbabbin' Bumscag: I mean, I know Arizona sets itself on fire every year.. But a pool. Simon: '> Simon: stadium also has a retractable roof Stackbabbin' Bumscag: Roof I can understand. But pool. Simon: sells a ton of tickets Simon: apparently the pool suite is sold out of tickets for the whole season by may 1 every year Stackbabbin' Bumscag: Who the fuck has ever thought "I wanna go swimming, but I also want to be there and barely be able to see through other people's legs and chairs." Simon: the experience Simon: you don't go to a baseball game to see the game clearly in the days of HDTV anyway Stackbabbin' Bumscag: I could get practically the same experience by setting up my TV in my bathroom. Stackbabbin' Bumscag: Without being half-naked amongst a crowd of 20K+ people. Simon: I don't know why it exists Simon: But it clearly works as a selling point Stackbabbin' Bumscag: Stupid selling point. Stackbabbin' Bumscag: Probably pay out the ass for tickets anyway. Stackbabbin' Bumscag: Moreso than usualk Simon: yep