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Please rephrase this sentence.

Guy > Hitler > my ISP

The only time you robbed a bank in the first game was during First World Bank.

I don't know what's worse, being a teen mom, or watching Teen Mom.

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Either my shoulder or real life.

So my computer is kind of busted right now. The "z" key has been intermittently sticking for the past year or so; it was never a physical issue, though, and I could actually double the rate at which my computer spewed the letter "z" by holding the key down. As of last night, though, it started disgorging z's within seconds of logging on. The same happened in Ubuntu and a live boot of Debian, so it's not malware or something. I've potentially found a solution that involves FilterKeys and taping the "z" key down when starting the computer, but it's still pretty obnoxious. At least I can use the flipping thing.z zZBOLZLOCZKSZzzz

Fuck man Slacks even gets copypastas now

Skiing was fun. Also my knees are ow. edit: Simon: so random question Simon: does anyone actually dislike guy on subspuf or is he just the designated shitpost target Huff: the latter Huff: guy is a good guy Huff: it's a le ebin joke Simon: is it because he's black Huff: no it's because he's a fucking cunt

I found Stamda