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Not calling them kikes would be a good start

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And another copy of SoulSilver that freezes up. Considering this is the same story that sold me a bad copy of Metal Gear Rising, I wonder why I bother shopping there anymore. But I got my money back and bought Majora's Mask. Mostly blind playthrough, so here goes nothing.

I really wonder why people PAY for a visual novel that is basicaly a censored hentai. No choices, no story, nothing worth to talk about it, they slap the same harem story for every single game and everything else is cut or censored. Shit, I've seen flash hentai games with better content than these games. After I saw a fucking CLICKER game on my discovery queue, then some of you clods actually paid for DLC for it, I've confirmed that you can be a total retard and still make a game that people will pay 'lol teh lulz'

Wow do you not have a good enough relationship with your mobile providers that you can call them slurs casually?

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Did you at least wonder the important mysteries in life, such as how we're all a string of random events that happened to put an infinite about random atoms into an infinitely ordered and alive being, or how important World Famous Pugilist, Tommy Ray Handley was?

Good one my friend!

Yeah, but your tuition rates must be way higher than ours to make that work. Oh, wait...

I've never been in a dorm, but I remember hearing from some guy behind wallgreens that if you chop the head off of the coolest person in the dorm you assume his rank and position. If people question your authority and/or call the cops just strip down, butter yourself up, and slip n slide through the hallway. With luck, your roommates will join in and you'll be the most radical person in school. Too radical for the cops to touch. You'll also get all of the pussy, but that can backfire because you need to find some place to put a litter box.

Just remember that everyone else is freaking the fuck out too. Everyone in college (especially the freshmen) is a fuckin weirdo nerd in some way, so all you gotta do is find solace in your mutual weirdness and you'r gonna be fiiiine. Best tip imo is to leave your doors open when you do cool shit (instruments, super smash bros, dota, MTG, basically anything that isn't fapping), and eventually someone will walk by and totally be into the thing you're doing and bam friend Don't be afraid to do the flip side too - if someone's playing yugioh with his roommate or you hear a blue shell zooming for first place, knock on their door and introduce yourself and say they're a fuckin awesome person for doing the thing   Colleges try to dorm people together with similar interests so you shouldn't feel like you're too much of a weirdo for trying to make friends. Obviously, some people will freak out at the sight of a normie trying to invade their world, but you just gotta brush that off.

​*teleports behind you*

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hey guys i had my mom take a picture of me here it is!!!

​Guy is this why we always hear ur sister screaming in the background on mumble?

http://i.imgur.com/UMliJqk.gifv

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