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Damn you cold, Spongebob. Spoiler

fuk you, doublepost

I usually hold it behind the ears, and cradle its body with my other hand

What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

HELL YES.

Tengen Toppa Dozer Duo Vs Payday Voltron with Oldhox as the Head.

The Splendid Screen A documentary about the history of film, and the lives of actors and actresses on and off the screen. A must see picture for all 5 people who are interested in seeing another movie about this subject matter.

Daft Punk At the very least, Discovery is an album for the ages. Homework is a bit rough, and Random Access Memories was somewhat forgettable.

Spoiler make it happen overkill

This is fantastic.

Welp, time to build a living dex. I've got Kanto done. Five more gens to go.

I don't know about challenging gyms with your own gym teams but I think we should at the very least stick to one team to fight all the gyms. Switching your team around for each gym would make things WAY too easy.

The second one, at :30. Holy damn.

I have the feeling that Coldplay will either be held in high regard as "ahead of their time" or "avant garde" in several years, or will be just forgotten. I doubt there's a middle road for them.

Holy fucking shit. http://youtu.be/DFPcoa4aApI

If one replaces the "W" in When, What, and Where with a "T", he would have answered his own question.

David Hasslehoff walks into his agent's office and says, "From now on, I want to be know as 'The Hoff!'". His agent replies, "Sure, David. No hassle."

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine." He lost 33 kilos that week.

Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? Einstein, Newton, and Pascal was playing a game of hide and seek, it was Einsteins turn to be it, so he closes his eyes and counts to 10. Pascal hides, but Newton simply drew a square on the ground and stood in the center. When he reached to, Einstein shouted "Ready or not, here I come!", he turns around and immediately spots Newton. "HA, I found you!" said Einstein . Newton smiled and said "You didn't find me, you found a Newton over a square meter, you found Pascal!"

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

who is Gatsby's least favorite superhero