-
Content Count
1456 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
150
Status Updates posted by TheOnlyGuyEver
-
There needs to be a triple A fighting game about the Bible. I'd pay money to whoop ass as Cain.
-
I will release all pages of the Jag Whacking thread (which I have saved) for a ransom of $500.
-
Imagine your girlfriend or whatnot is laughing at something on her phone. Like hysterically. You don't know what it is, but you know that whatever it is, it's REALLY fuckin funny. She calls you over to look at it. She turns her phone to you, and you see this:
What would you do?
-
Drinking some apple juice. Life is good
-
I hate that dogs and that "dog speak" of misspelling words or whatever have become memes. It's a new fad every couple of months, if not each month now. It'd be a little worth while if they were actually funny.
- Show previous comments 5 more
-
wow raison that punishment's pretty "ruff"
i'm sad inside
-
Raison d'être reacted to this
-
-
Arm the Homeless reacted to this
-
After discovering grilled watermelon, I have been grilling other fruits all day. Status report:
Grilled watermelon- Good
Grilled cherries- Bad
Grilled banana- Very good
Grilled apple- Decent, depends on apple type
Grilled mango- Good
Grilled orange- Very bad
Grilled blueberries- Decent
Grilled grapes- Bad
Grilled pineapple- Bad
Wow, I have a lot of fruit.
-
All I ask for is a mouse that doesn't start double clicking in under 2 years but noooo I'm just not good enough for that it seems like
-
Got a new hat today. It's practical as fuck. I love practicality. Practicality is sexy.
- Show previous comments 4 more
-
I meant "how so" in how is is practical but that works too.
-
TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to this
-
Twisted shoulder
- Show previous comments 4 more
-
Kind of a lame band name tbh
-
Gyokuyoutama reacted to this
-
I was really hoping it'd be a rhyming status update.
"Twisted Shoulder,
thumb stuck in door,
Now I've got a fever,
and I don't want more."
-
Gyokuyoutama reacted to this
-
Going on 3 days now, been sick with some nasty fever or other. I was hoping it'd be good by now but it honestly feels worse than yesterday.
-
I just realized that over the past year, the internet has shifted from funny cat pictures to funny dog pictures. These are dark times.
- Show previous comments 3 more
-
Foxes: get the best of both worlds.
-
Arm the Homeless reacted to this
-
These are bark times
-
Gyokuyoutama and TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to this
-
hap nu yer
-
Music genres are a load of bullshit; too many ultra-specific ones that mean nothing.
- Show previous comments 2 more
-
But without music genres I could never have discovered my favorite genre is post-modern trance hypno-trap with a twist of lime!
-
TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to this
-
Merry Christmas!
-
I learned how to whistle! It's fun.
-
"Local bearded streamer withers away live on camera while speedrunning Mario 3."
- Show previous comments 1 more
-
@aabicus Mario 3, not Mario 64. For shame.
-
I put on my Christmas picture.
-
Make scarce your presence, undesirable harlot.
- Show previous comments 1 more
-
you'res*
-
John Caveson reacted to this
-
-
John Caveson and TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to this
-
Just tried a peanut butter banana sandwich for the first time. But I'll never admit it.
-
Legitimate question: how do jello shots work? Like do you slurp the jello outta the shot glass? Do you mash up the jello so it's not completely solid?
- Show previous comments 1 more
-
The first one, although one of my old bosses used to make them in little paper cups, so you could just crush the cup into your mouth to get all the jello out.
-
TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to this
-
Just cut up an apple. Why ever use a non-serrated knife?
-
Why don't we fill mosquitoes with medicine so they can cure people?
-
It's hailing right now! That hasn't happened in forever; and it's almost SUMMER too!
-
I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.
-
Everything about the durian screams "DO NOT EAT ME!" It is a literal ball of spikes that smells like shit. And yet people are out here eating durians. Unbelievable.
- Show previous comments 1 more
-
At least with fermented things, you can argue that the person had regular food at some point.
They just forgot about it and later decided to eat it anyway.-
A 1970 Corvette reacted to this