Silent

Nah, I'm sitting this one out. I couldn't care less about other people's passion for ponies anymore.

And suddenly the entire thread went

i hate you guys because of this thread i've been stuck on wikipedia soaking up info on ladybugs/cricketswhen a guy cricket finishes sex, it sings a victory song.

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

Apart from 'propably', 'grammatical', and not capitalising English, there are no mistakes as far as I can see.

Click the little arrow next to someone's name, click Add Nickname, put in whatever you refer to them as, and you're done.
Looks like this:

Everyone, calm your tits.http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2922901

I thought I'd put up a better fight, but I was disappointed.:pinkiegasm:

I'd already seen it a while back, but not the other videos by the same guy. Yikes.

Teddster, when boarding a forum you sometimes have to accept the fact that people you like enjoy things you find incredibly stupid. If this happens, ignore the thread, let them have their fun, and move on.

Like your "the Lurker Attack" fanfiction thread for example

I just wrote out a 5 paragraph long response to this that was so disgustingly hate-filled that I actually recoiled in shock upon proofreading it, then erased it and wrote a two paragraph summary of what it was in a much calmer tone, which then turned out to be a thousand times more scathing and sarcastically venomous that I scrapped it as well and settled for this impartial blog entry that I hope will suffice as a response that demonstrates my feelings without destroying the apathetic, collected image of Silent that everySPUFer holds in their hearts. Just don't connect the words I post on the internet and their order with the term 'bitching' again, because that is something I never do and as I have just discovered could be considered my equivalent of watching a certain blasphemous Insane Clown Posse video. Especially since this was just after my best pair of headphones stopped working halfway through me watching the latest episode of Game Grumps and oh my the WORDS I was typing in that first time, man am I gonna be crying myself to sleep tonightOh, and when I said 'dig up' earlier I meant it literally, the format is on a note on a very old ipod touch under a huge fucking mess in my room about 200 miles from where I am now

SKYE

THE WEAVER OF FATE

Responsible for a lot of creation and creativity in the realm of SPUF, Skye holds a thirst for knowledge and a hunger for change. He is easily identified by his signature scarf (usually obscuring his lower face) and his infamous Lord English cosplay. His most powerful asset is his imagination, with which he can conjure up images in his mind and make them reality. However, a mind like his is also very easy to influence, and thus Skye is inherently susceptible to psychic powers and emotion (fear being his greatest weakness). He is also very weak in physical combat, and so he relies on stealth and improvisation. Lastly, he has a strong belief in luck and fate, and often finds himself escaping certain death or achieving against impossible odds - even when he is completely unaware of it.
As a playable character, Skye is never meant for physical combat. Seriously, he's weak. A gentle breeze might be enough to knock his skinny pale ass over and break half his bones. So don't go berserker rage with him. Instead, Skye is meant as a support class, staying behind the lines and helping with his abilities. To compare with class archetypes, he majored in Summoner with a minor in Bard. Skye summons other characters to handle the situation, while boosting his creations or his allies so that they can do the dirty work while he hangs at the back and watches like a weirdo.
COSMETIC ITEM:
An exquisitely knitted scarf, which flashes like the overcoat of a certain demon.

WEAPON OF CHOICE:
An old service revolver. It's a piece of crap, but it's the only thing he has. Luckily, it's only really used to shoot at people from far away while the Summons do all the work.

ABILITIES
SUMMONING
Skye summons a fictional creation into being. This can range from a simply copy of his allies, or a specific summon of his own. Below are a list of known summons (though more can be unlocked or revealed as time passes):

SPUFurb:
JAY: A tomboyish girl who loves sci-fi. She shoots with her raygun, which will deal critical damage to electric/robotic enemies.
ACE: A suave rogue who enjoys the good old days. He swings his shovel at enemies, but when the area is clear, he will dig around and find useful items in the ground.
SETH: A boy who loves puzzles, yet is no good at them. He attacks with his wrench and shield, and he is (somehow) immune to psychic attacks.
TINA: A skeptical girl who is an avid believer in conspiracy theories and unusual mysteries. She can slow or stun enemies with her taser, can detect invisible enemies, and determine real enemies from illusions.
GARY: An apathetic boy who has a hidden passion for history and culture. His utter nonchalance makes him immune to most debuffs or status conditions, while he can counter or parry melee enemies with his pole.
EMILY: A cheerful and adorable girl, raised as a vegetarian hippy. Her utter cuteness makes enemies hesistant to strike her, causing them to miss attacks more often. She will also heal wounded allies if they retreat from danger.
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The Cardinals:
INVIDIA: The aspect of envy and malice. The blinded predator can cloak and hide itself, camouflaging into its surroundings, before striking at the enemy for critical damage - as well as blinding them for a brief time.
SUPERBIA: The aspect of pride and vanity. The enormous beast will simply kill anything it can, as well as soaking up huge amounts of damage in the process. While it moves slow, Superbia cannot be stunned, slowed, or otherwise stopped.
ACEDIA: The aspect of sloth and apathy. The small insectoid creature moves at blinding speed, making it difficult to hit at range. When damaged, it will latch onto the healthiest enemy it can find and drain its lifeforce for itself.
AVARITIA: The aspect of greed and covetousness. The encased golem can unravel its chains and hooks to throw them at enemies, reeling them in for a crushing blow. Avaritia takes barely any damage from explosive weapons.
GULA: The aspect of gluttony and indulgence. The serpentine hunter secretes mucus and saliva from its maw, causing a pungant stench that slows enemies. As for its attack, Gula will lurch out its many tongues and devours enemies whole (restoring health in the process).
LUXURIA: The aspect of lust and desire. The burning tentacled being is wreathed in passionate fire, burning enemies who try to attack it in melee range. It attacks by ensnaring enemies, burning and suffocating them in its embrace.

It should be noted that each summon has its own mana cost and its own duration, and that there are limits to the summons. For example, Skye can summon multiple SPUFurb characters to the field at once, but only one Cardinal can be active at any time. It is also important to note that SKye sustains damage and must catch his breath (i.e. cannot perform other actions) whenever a summon dies.

THE RAINBOW SCARF
Skye's amazing technicolor scarf grants a passive boost to himself, his allies, and his summons, depending on the colour chosen:
Red: More damage.
Orange: More attack speed.
Yellow: More movement speed.
Green: More health regeneration.
Blue: More mana regeneration.
Purple: More rep gained from kills.

THE LUCKY GUY
Skye is immune to random critical hits, and has a higher chance to evade damage than others (excluding melee hits, which almost always hit and almost always kill him in a single strike).

FINAL REP SMASH:
THE POWER OF IMAGINATION
Skye enters a trance-like state, opening his mind to every possibility he can think of. If controlled correctly, Skye can influence reality; he can conjure his fictional beings en masse, he can shape and meld the world around him, and he can even bend the laws of reality around him (such as slowing down time or reversing gravity). During this state however, Skye is immobile and very susceptible to mind control and psychic attacks.

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OP

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Fine, you can have your hundredth rep.

Fixed.

Yeah, one of my favourite parts of the whole comic.

Same here.


Come at me you undead bastards

Same here.


Come at me you undead bastards