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  1. Huff

    that horrendous feeling of not being able to experience something great for the first time again

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I only know Ghost Trick because of the hair.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I know of it because of the Panic Dance

    4. Huff

      Huff

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  2. Huff

    I think I can throw together a good Dick Gumshoe cosplay for the con in June. My hair is still brown and I have everything but the trenchcoat, so it should be easy to get together.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Yeah but that would involve going outside.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      true, true

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      My hair wont do that....

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  3. Huff

    Quote from one of my mom's student's quizzes that I'm grading: "All you need to pacify a baby is to stick something in its mouth."

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      even if your mind isn't dirty this is a horrid idea

      "here you little shit, go suck on a lego"

    2. Simon

      Simon

      heyoooooooo

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      DISCLAIMER: Do not put another baby in your baby's mouth

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  4. Huff

    Nonplussed about grapefruit.

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Veryminused about apples.

    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Somewhatneutraled about limes.

  5. Huff

    I've discovered that cooking dinner with the Katawa Shoujo OST playing in the background is one of my happy places.

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      it's not gay if it's a girl's penis, huff

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      I too enjoy cripplefucking music.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Red Velvet, awwwwww yeaaahhhh

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  6. Huff

    The DnD game was fun. I was a human monk that was a luchador and I grappled a necromancer. Highlights include our cleric killing a wyvern with a critically thrown wrench and finding an annoying magic fish that spoke Draconian.

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Crit wrench, that sounds familiar...

    2. Medic

      Medic

      Crit wrench. Maybe that wyvern was a Spy?

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Wrestlers/Grapplers are fun as hell. Playing a German MMA Fighter Tetori myself in a Mythic game for Pathfinder.

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  7. Huff

    Going to a DnD meeting tomorrow. I've gone to one before hosted by the same friend, but this time he said there'll be less people and it'll be more organized. I'm excited.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      i agree antimage witty

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Anti-mage is a closet sorcerer.

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I have that anti-mage sticker on my laptop.

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  8. Huff

    Might be scarce in terms of vidya until the fall. Heading back to Germany and my nice comp will be packed up. I'll have my phone in the meantime with Mumble and Steam. Also my Laptop when I can fix the charger.

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Shh no tears

      only dreams now

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      Where in Germany?

    4. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      DO NOT FEAR

      WE WILL REMOVE YOUR FEAR

      YOU WILL BE UPGRADED

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  9. Huff

    mmm 6 am lasagna

    1. Silent

      Silent

      you're eating us out of house and home, garmfield

    2. Huff

      Huff

      Hey Silent, it's me, Garfield. Boy, fuck you, silent, you dumb, stupid, idiot.

      You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white... white... uh um guilt- white guilt milktoast piece of human garbage.

      I don't give a fuck. I'm fucking Garfield, bitch. No give me my fucking lasagna.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      *BRUP* I ate those food

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  10. Huff

    For the sake of those with slower internet connections and for their sanity in general, Rynkin and I are going to spoiler videos in threads that contain a lot of them. Affected threads will be ones like the "What are you listing to right now?" thread and the "Random videos" thread.

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      DON'T USE YOUR PHONE NUMBER MEME AT ME, APOLOGIST

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I'm a god, I'm above your puny mortal politics

    4. Medic

      Medic

      Thank you.

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  11. Huff

    2:30 AM and the banjoman's at it again.

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      I like Silent's idea.

    2. Huff

      Huff

      I'm on it.

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      Make sure you use enthusiasm but no skill.

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  12. Huff

    It's 1 Am and someone's continuosuly playing scales on a banjo outside.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      now it's fading sounds of pipe music and a halo playthrough

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Wait. A banjo? stam, why are you stalking Huff? And more importantly, why are you so bad at being stealthy?

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      "Huff. You got a purdy mouth..."

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  13. Huff

    My bike weirded out and I biffed on the pavement. Ow.

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      I've never heard anyone use the term biffed outside BTTF before.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Yeah that's the first time I've heard it

  14. Huff

    A new SubSPUF fanfic is coming Soon™ from Huff Publishers. Watch as antics and hilarity ensues when the SubSPUFers are caught in Disneyland and Comeau is left out again!

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    2. Huff

      Huff

      Wasn't planning on it.

    3. Argeon

      Argeon

      Oooh, I'm eagerly anticipating!

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >oh and Corv, Cube, and me.

      Man I was about to crucify you.

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  15. Huff

    This is the second best thing I've ever seen, the other being what 1Fort posted below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHGe4LsGTlQ

  16. Huff

    fuck fuck fuck homestar runner's website is down

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      WAIT MAYBE NEW CONTENT THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME

    2. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      ert+ y76p

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      oh it's back

      I don't see anything new

      *libewally applies allegedly-citrus-flavored soda to keyboard*

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  17. Huff

    new jinjantintran

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      you're like a day and a half late but yay

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Dat schwarzenegger impression tho

  18. Huff

    Whenever I watch Tangled I have a tough time choosing between blonde and brunette Rapunzel.

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      I prefer blonde hair but I also prefer it short.

      So so do I.

  19. Huff

    Mono convinced me to boot TF2 on my laptop. Why am I friends with this horrible cuntbucket?

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Mono's still alive?

    2. Huff

      Huff

      yes sadly

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      Barely.

  20. Huff

    stamda and I made a thing http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3230972

  21. Huff

    ughh for some reason my monitor switched to a low resolution and I have no idea how to fix it.

    1. Wulff

      Wulff

      watch anime.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Punch monitor, never worry about its resolution again.

    3. Paero

      Paero

      Right click desktop, screen resolution. If you've already done that then check yo cables.

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  22. Huff

    Holy shit I managed to fix a computer problem all on my own~

    1. Huff

      Huff

      It's like you want the world to burn.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Reminds me of the time I managed to fix a problem with our router using my knowledge of networking that I had learned in class

      I felt so fucking smart

    3. Binary

      Binary

      HUFF.

      IF YOU ARE READING THIS, IT NOW MEANS YOU CAN NOW FIX COMPUTER PROBLEMS ON YOUR OWN. YOU ARE NOW A 1337 HAXX0R.

      I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

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  23. Huff

    Wisdom teeth are out and I'm struggling to eat a pudding without getting it everywhere. This osnt so bad.

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      I like bananas.

    3. ScampSixteen

      ScampSixteen

      I have an allergy to bananas.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Banana allergy?

      That shit's bananas.

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  24. Huff

    More moderator drama on bigspuf.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      The last time there wasn't much mod tension was before cp_freight died

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      Remember the times when mods were actually chill? Yeah, me neither.

  25. Huff

    Ahh I missed sleeping in a stiff bed.

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