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Status Updates posted by Huff

  1. Late night laundry is go.

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      You're dead to me.

    2. Huff

      Huff

      this is why we never tell you we love you any more

    3. LadyBernkastel
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  2. Laundry day with SPUFurb planning and the Ocean's Trilogy soundtracks. Not too shabby.

  3. Looking up pics and videos of where I used to live in Japan. So homesick that I nearly used up my yearly crying session.

    1. Nitzan

      Nitzan

      Yokosuka looks so fucking comfy

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      I know that feel, bro.

      Happens all the time when one has been to somewhere awesome than goes back to their boring lives in the middle of nowhere.

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Going through England withdrawal right now...I know how you feel, man.

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  4. Lost a pint of blood but gained some Keebler cookies. Fair trade.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      YOU FOOL, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT BLOOD GOES!? YOU'RE FEEDING THE ELVES.

    2. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      You donate blood? That's nice.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Ah, the Keebler cookie dark ritual. Known for having the largest blood seal of all cookie rituals

  5. made spinach salad/buffalo chicken pizza for dinner http://i.imgur.com/Hsg6QBU.jpg

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      FUCK YOU GUYS AND YOUR REAL FOOD

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I made eggs, bacon, toast, and a bowl of cereal for breakfast yesterday.

  6. Midnight hummus and TTGL marathon. It doesn't get better than this.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      I wish I had some TTGL right about now.

    2. Silent

      Silent

      It don't get no sweeter than that

    3. Mersopolis
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  7. Might be scarce in terms of vidya until the fall. Heading back to Germany and my nice comp will be packed up. I'll have my phone in the meantime with Mumble and Steam. Also my Laptop when I can fix the charger.

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Shh no tears

      only dreams now

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      Where in Germany?

    4. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      DO NOT FEAR

      WE WILL REMOVE YOUR FEAR

      YOU WILL BE UPGRADED

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  8. mmm 6 am lasagna

    1. Silent

      Silent

      you're eating us out of house and home, garmfield

    2. Huff

      Huff

      Hey Silent, it's me, Garfield. Boy, fuck you, silent, you dumb, stupid, idiot.

      You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white... white... uh um guilt- white guilt milktoast piece of human garbage.

      I don't give a fuck. I'm fucking Garfield, bitch. No give me my fucking lasagna.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      *BRUP* I ate those food

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  9. Mono convinced me to boot TF2 on my laptop. Why am I friends with this horrible cuntbucket?

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Mono's still alive?

    2. Huff

      Huff

      yes sadly

    3. Wulff
  10. More moderator drama on bigspuf.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      The last time there wasn't much mod tension was before cp_freight died

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      Remember the times when mods were actually chill? Yeah, me neither.

  11. My bike got stolen. I hope I find it.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      When I was in elementary school, I accidentally left my bike there over a weekend, and it was stolen.

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Once I was at a waterpark with my dad

      I went on a slide while he stayed near the exit

      I left my shoes with him

      After I rode it, they were gone

      Who the hell steals shoes at a waterpark?

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Actually, I used to buy bike parts from a few friends to repair them into a full bike. It was a pretty good way to make cash. I still have no idea how the guys got the parts. Might be from broken bikes that were abandoned at the curb. Could be stolen from someone.

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  12. My bike weirded out and I biffed on the pavement. Ow.

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      I've never heard anyone use the term biffed outside BTTF before.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Yeah that's the first time I've heard it

  13. My laptop is confirmed to be in the FF airport's lost and found. Now I just have to hope that they don't find my 83 Gigs of unforgivable porn when they log on to confirm it's mine.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      >only 83 gigabytes

      Step it up

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Clerk: "Okay sir, just to confirm that it's yours I'll...oh...OH GOD...OH WHYYYYY?!"

      Huff: "Yep that's mine."

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      I guess its a good idea to password folders.

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  14. my monitor isn't responding to my computer

  15. new jinjantintran

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      you're like a day and a half late but yay

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Dat schwarzenegger impression tho

  16. Nonplussed about grapefruit.

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Veryminused about apples.

    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Somewhatneutraled about limes.

  17. oh shit oh shit Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo got put on Steam finally time to sell my unused stranges and buy this hardcore masterpiece

  18. Ok at a friend's for thanksgiving inland this kid here has a minions shirt on and is carrying around a stuffed minion toy society is in decline.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I'm sure it's only because he couldn't find a Sandra Bullock t-shirt.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      tell him to watch corey in the house, a REAL man's show

  19. ok i fixed up my tumblr nice what do i do now

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      start as a fluffy kittens blog then one day just fucking spoiler post the most hardcore porn you can

    2. tam

      tam

      this is why tumblr is controversial guys

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      are you sure it's not because tumblr is populated by nothing but angsty teens and sjws

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  20. Ok, Namco high is pretty dumb but oddly charming.

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Friend of mine: Namco High kinda sucks. It's not very funny, but maybe it's a good dating sim?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ...Do you really play as mister jelly bean head though?

      Though I've always wondered about how Davesprite is in this...

  21. OMG THE ASHPD GLOWS BOTH COLORS AND MAKES THE CORRECT SOUNDS!!! also god damn it aperture my hand barely fits in there make it practical

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      I have a doughnut.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      You can't just expect your whole hand to fit in there the first time, Huff... you gotta ease into it. Try something smaller.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      But my hands are huge.

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  22. Played CoD for the first time and I don't get how people like it so much. I can barely tell what weapons people were using, what I was killed with, or where people were. No personality in the characters or maps. Not to mention that using a controller is impossible.

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Military shooters are bad. /opinion

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      CoD Classic is good, CoD 2 is fine, the original CoD:MW was a ton of fun and CoD:WaW was good. Nothing else is worth playing.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      I remember playing the demo of... CoD 3(?) dozens of times in the Exchange when I lived in Japan. That was some fun stuff. Tried to see how many of my allies I could kill with grenades without the game noticing.

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  23. Quote from one of my mom's student's quizzes that I'm grading: "All you need to pacify a baby is to stick something in its mouth."

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      even if your mind isn't dirty this is a horrid idea

      "here you little shit, go suck on a lego"

    2. Simon

      Simon

      heyoooooooo

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      DISCLAIMER: Do not put another baby in your baby's mouth

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  24. Raz and I need people to Mann Up with.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I would but homework ;~;

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      what he said.

    3. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      I am up. added your second account. Better hurry up. He is decomposing preety fast.

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