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Status Updates posted by Guy923

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      Christmas Caramelldansen, fuck yea.

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      mersopolis knows what he's talking about

    3. Confusedn't

      Confusedn't

      no foreign babbling, no listen

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  1. guys I accidentally set the tree & all the gifts on fire what do

  2. HOLD ON A TICK I'M RELOADING

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      DON'T BE BLOODY STUPID

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      NOB OFF, YOU TOSSPOT.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      I AM WELDAN THIS DOOH

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  3. who would win in a fight greg or tyrone

    1. Sir Slick
    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      the only winning move is not to play

    3. ScampSixteen

      ScampSixteen

      Tommy Provolone remember that oh boy oh wow.

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  4. anti-mage more like ain't mage

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      shamanism>magecraft

    2. Silent

      Silent

      counter wizard more like flounder wizard

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      silencer more like whylencer

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  5. Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone, and lift our voices in another internet drinking song.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      so raise up your pint of rum and take another swiiiig

      cause the curse of captain morgan has led us to this fate

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      [bangarang plays in the distance]

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Lord bless Charlie Mopps, the man who invented beer.

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  6. scree

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      i do not remember

       

      but I remember being "oh it must be from that friend group since his twitter was private"

    2. Idiot Cube
    3. Confusedn't

      Confusedn't

      scraw

      hope you're doing well

      of all the people who my dumbass knowitall teenager phase pushed away, you deserved it the least

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  7. OH MY GOD WHY IS IT SO FUCKING COLD

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Gee, Guy, I sure would like to know why it's so cold as well, even though it's only the middle of WINTER.

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      no that's not it

    3. Arm the Homeless
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  8. Some day, our King will come back. And it'll be a glorious day. ;_;7

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      [;_;]7

      :pinkiegasm:

      :pinkiegasm:

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      To what did we lose him again?

    3. KillaWaliid

      KillaWaliid

      All hail, king of the losers!

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  9. Happy 3 year steam anniversary, me.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      thx wulff-senpai

    2. tam

      tam

      i hit my 4 year 5 months ago c'mon step it up

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I hit my 4 year 7 months ago

      way past cool

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  10. That's a cute-ass cover photo fam u got good taste in orange juicers

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Hime 2nd best Suguri though.

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    2. Jaydor

      Jaydor

      Third from the bottom is Sora, you failure.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

       I tried to delete it but deleting attachments doesn't work at all.

      In fact, half of everything on the forum is broken.

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  11. you're waifu a slut

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking...

    2. Silent

      Silent

      I want you to imagine yourself in a gigantic field of hot cocks. A dot in the distance, the Lord of Boners hovers above the sea of bristling meat and proclaims “I am the scarecrow,” but still you pay him no mind. In this valley of erections, you are in search of the one flaccid penis in a field of stiff grass. Throbbing dicks twitch and spurt as you make your way across the expanse looking for that one floppy cock.

      And then you trip.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      You win...this time.

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  12. I just saw someone wearing a "Ban Bossy" shirt. I feel like punching something.

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      if you called your female boss bossy instead of a leader would they flip their shit

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      what if I just have a very small female supervisor

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      Say to the person that he/she needs to stop bossing people around with their opinions.

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  13. THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

    1. Veez

      Veez

      HE JUST LEFT...

      WITH NUTS

    2. Icecubes of Fury

      Icecubes of Fury

      BUT...

      ...isn't Betty a woman's name?

    3. Paero

      Paero


      i want some content with that blizz

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  14. DELICIOUS DONUTS SPOTTED

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      as part of the subspuf high school student council, i must remind you that donuts are not allowed in the status updates area and i must confiscate them

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      enemy donut spotted

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I had donuts for breakfast today and then I had more after my APES teacher gave them to me as an apology for not wearing the orca suit

      I was considering not forgiving him but it was Krispy Kreme

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  15. SWEDEN GO HOME

    1. Rhombo

      Rhombo

      Loda? More like Load

    2. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Sweden's fucking awesome though...they sell fried herring and mashed potatoes as a street food.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      S4? More like MESS4 HAHAHAHAH

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  16. I owe commander 2,000,000,006.34 dollars apparently.

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      too harsh, cmndr.

    2. tsc

      tsc

      It's only 2,000 rep.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      man I barely have 433 rep pls

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  17. http://puu.sh/bh8jw.png check my trips
    1. tsc

      tsc

      I couldn't find the GIF, so have the full video:

    2. Idiot Cube
    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      What trips? http://puu.sh/bhkyT.png

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  18. :J

    1. Confusedn't

      Confusedn't

      shut the fuck up chris why are you such a burden on society

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Every single one of you should just end your shitty lives

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      sudoku is the only option

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  19. it is not from the benevolence of the shitposter, the autist, or the troll that we expect our memes, but from their regard to their own dankness

    1. Napkin Dust

      Napkin Dust

      How many memes am I holding up?

      -Meme Assassin

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      Let me never make the vulgar mistake of dreaming that my memes are being persecuted whenever my memes are contradicted.

      -Memequeen Makise Kurisu

    3. Silent

      Silent

      This too is the choice of Meme's Gate

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  20. I took a page out of The Book of Facade today and fell asleep in the tub. That was probably the comfiest I've ever slept in ages.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      no i just got out

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I've always wanted to do that but I also don't want to die

    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Bring a snorkel.

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  21. TENGO LA CAMISA NEGRA

    PORQUE NEGRA TENGO LA ALMA

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      ariba ariba andele por taco

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I KNOW THAT SONG! Our Spanish teacher had us learn the first half of it. He made it part of the final exam.

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      epic Chris, I really appreciate this. Thank you.

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  22. That is the true power of my stand, 「A Dog Exists Somewhere」!

    1. Huff

      Huff

      It's no match for my 「Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn't Receive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything」

    2. Jaydor
    3. A 1970 Corvette
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