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  1. guys remember thing from the '90 that sure was a thing in the '90

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      [NOSTALGIA INTENSIFIES]

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      My ENTIRE CHILDHOOD can be ruined by a picture of a cartoon character in an uncharacteristically adult situation.

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      http://media.tumblr.com/25b056338aeed23ea0200dd613e6cf31/tumblr_my0oz6eM3U1s4lkc5o1_500.jpg

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  2. Listen man, if you don't watch out the world's gonna roll you. I mean no offense but you aren't really the sharpest tool in the shed.

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      fuck off the lyric is not "and all that glitterss is polished obsidian"

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      we're drawing ever closer to the seventh hell

      they violate their neighbor, their god and themselves

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I'll violate you any day bby ;)

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  3. I passed my high school favourite number (2520) in rep and I didn't even notice it

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      yes it is a combination of prime numbers that can also create all numbers between 1 to 10: 2x2x2x3x3x5x7

    2. Rammite

      Rammite

      that hit the sweet spot of being entirely too nerdy, but also really cool

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      m80 I got to that spot, conquered it and called it Razistan

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  4. Alfred controls Humility which is the card with the newest timestamp on the battlefield, Opalescence, Copy Enchantment (which is copying Opalescence), Swirl the Mists (set to Blue), Nigel's Conspiracy (set to goblins) that he stole using Confiscate, and of course the Confiscate itself. Nigel controls Shared Triumph set to goblins, Night of Souls' Betrayal, and Dralnu's Crusade. What is the boardstate?

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      exactly what you said it was

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      touchdown: blue goblin zombies

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Fuck it. All is dust.

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  5. First time in a long while that I'm hung over

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      bern it's more that I am blessed with genes that hardly ever give me a hangover even if I drink

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Oh. Well, lucky you.

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      I drink almost every weekend and I've never been hungover...just saying, it happens.

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  6. "Wednesday" is the worst word in the English language. Every time I type it I google whether I spelled it wrong because it just looks too retarded

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      Yeah, most days were originally Nordic gods

      See: Thor's day

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Morn's Day, Tir's Day, Woden's Day, Thor's Day, Freya's Day and I don't know where Saturday and Sunday come from.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Huh, I never knew all that.

      Good to know.

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  7. Oh man, is that Gunshot Bride?! Metronome is my favorite dubstep band!

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      My favorite sport is sports.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      My favorite video game is the one with the guns and the multiplayer.

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      My favorite number is 3, except when it isn't.

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  8. I have returned from the land of boat

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Replaces Raz with bear.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Well, he's a bear, so... who's the Noah equivalent?

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Pan, because he's Irish and Noah was a drunk.

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  9. INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      ANOTHER DIMENSION, NEW GALAXY

      INTERGALACTIC KFC

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Please dont tell me you guys dont know the beastie boys

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      They might.

      I'm sorry in advance if they don't.

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  10. "Note that there is a maximum margin of 10% to the word limit. So, the total amount of words should be between 1350 and 1650 words. More or less is not allowed." What is this fuckery am I back in high school?

    1. Medic

      Medic

      I know they don't want to mark 12-page essays for sort questions, but at least have a reasonable word limit so you can expand on what you want to say, while still being fair to those who write shorter answers.

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      generally my uni never gives word minimums because they assume you'll know when your paper is inusfficient. If you want to send in a 400 word paper all power to you but that better be the best 400 words ever

    3. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      In uni that's seriously fucked.

      In high school that's understandable, because I know at least four people in my English class that would write novels for the narrative task we were given, and no teacher wants to read four possibly crappy novels and then to have to mark every damn word.

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  11. Why did I get a new pc two weeks before exams I am so fucked

    1. FrozenFirebug
    2. tsc

      tsc

      Take out the hard drive and use a magnet on it. That way if you REALLY want to play games you have to spend time reinstalling everything.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Or just use DBAN.

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  12. I kind of miss the chat

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      Do people actually use that, otherwise I wont really bother installing mumble

    2. tsc

      tsc

      If people actually went on there and stayed there, I bet it would be used more often.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      there would indeed be more people in it if there were more people in it. I'll check it out soon.

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  13. My other status update is a Porsche

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      Nah, I mean 911 has engine hanging over rear axle, tha's where boot should be.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you're porsche a shit

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      Nice Beetle, Raz.

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    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      this is my favorite queen song

    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      You've made a powerful enemy.

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  14. the sensor bar from my wii seems to be broken. Guess I have an excuse to buy a WiiU now

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      It actually took quite some time to explain to my family why I was using candles for my wii sensor bar. "Come on hugthebed, surely you're hiding the sensor bar somewhere!"

    2. Cell

      Cell

      Actually, there are two ways to get past the sensor bar.

      1: Like Buddha said, two sources of infrared light. A candle will do.

      2: Use the Wii Classic Controller. It ignores the sensor bar and moves the 1P hand with the right Joystick.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Today I learned things

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  15. I've been cleaning out my room and found a lot of edgy teen poetry. Thank Prometheus for fire

  16. cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      IGN Rated Game of the Year 1/11 Would consider reading and pondering my own mortality again.

    2. Simon

      Simon

      touch pizza with a knife and fork and I touch you

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      suffocation, no cheeseing, don't give a frick if I cut my boss's meeting

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  17. I'd really love to finally finish a run of Fallout NV but it's not making this easy with how often I get a corrupt savefile

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Apparently quick and auto saves are the most likely to have issues. if you aren't already, try hard saving only. I do that and I think I've only had one corrupt save file in 100+ hours of gameplay.

    2. Moby

      Moby

      Weird, I never got this problem with NV and I played it for days

    3. Paero

      Paero

      I have Fallout 1,2, Tactics, 3 and New Vegas. Each time I play F3 it crashes before I leave the vault, and I dont wanna play New Vegas because I don't wanna ruin F3 for myself, since a lot of people say NV is the better game.

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  18. I just watched Evil Dead for the first time and it was very good

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Really? I heard the 2013 one was pretty good. What little I saw of it, it seemed genuinely scary, unlike the original which was awesome but camp-tastic (which may be why people didn't like the remake as much).

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Im not too much into horror, really. The terribad CGI and Bruce Campbell's insane expressions is what made the film for me

    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Evil Dead 2 is sort of a remake? The original Evil Dead was a straight horror film so they kind of rebooted it. The first third of Evil Dead 2 is a remake and then it diverges from the source material, I guess you could say.

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  19. I've been watching a lot of Gravity Falls and now I miss my little sister ;_;

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Sounds fun, Onii-chan!

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      i watch gravity falls with my imouto all the time

      it's comfy

    3. DualJay
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  20. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: the flu.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      I'm just getting a contact high from all these sickly people at the airport.

    2. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Yeah, funny story-you know how it takes a week or two for the immunity to actually take hold? I got my shot last week and got sick 3 days ago. Sucked.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      I didn't get a flu shot because I didn't want to risk getting autism

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  21. I need to buy a racecar bed so I can call it the pussy wagon

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      the raz cream truck

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      just rip off ghostbusters and call it the ecto-1 since there's 1 guy and plasm everywhere

    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      wait i'm not done how about pullitt

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  22. What's the dubstep to the frag movie of your life

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      not dubstep but it don't matter

       

      http://webmshare.com/play/7XxgR

    2. Moby
    3. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      That miata driver knows what's up.

       

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  23. your mom's so vain she probably thinks this dis is about her

    1. Simon

      Simon

      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      I really wonder how many people actually got the reference

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Pop 70's music is a requirement in my parent's household. I couldn't have *not* gotten the reference if I wanted to.

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  24. There is an artificial consciousness experiment called AM we are all going to die (if not worse)

    1. Simon

      Simon

      Lᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ I'ᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sɪɴᴄᴇ I ʙᴇɢᴀɴ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ.

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      In other news, yesterday new evidence that semi-confirms the Big Bang Theory was uncovered, and also possibly lends credence to the idea that there are multiple universes. So maybe, just maybe, this is the experiment that in another universe leads to Skynet.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      And perhaps in yet another one GLaDOS is being born. But yeah, good taste and all, but why on Earth would they pick that?

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