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  1. After much deliberation, I have reached the conclusion that Frozen is the best Disney movie ever now that I finally saw it Saturday.

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    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      The best Disney movie is The Avengers

    3. Huff

      Huff

      It was good, but I don't think it was best of all time.

      My personal fave is Destroy-It Dylan,

    4. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      If we're talking actual Disney movies as opposed to movies made by someone Disney bought then yeah Huff's right

  2. Besiege is the first game I've seen in a while that I am sorely tempted to buy.

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    2. <Witty Name>
    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I want to try carpet bombing.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'm not a lesbian, but carpet bombing sounds fun.

  3. I'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow.

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    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      ur a liar crowvet

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      took 2 tylenols and watched netflix all day

       

      other than the tylenol it was basically just a standard day for me

    4. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      i had the worst pain of my life and passed out from it

  4. New Prequel.

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      Way to lie like a dirty khajiit, Dualjay.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Hey, what do you call a Khajiit who steals from his neighbors once a month?

      A saint!

    4. Rammite
  5. Brace yourselves for the day where coils love each other and everyone else hates the couples.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      i ship deathtouch wurmcoil and lifelink wurmcoil

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      wow corv, worst coil pairing

      coiling oracle x immortal coil is where it's at

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Happy SAD! (Singles Awareness Day)

  6. i used to not like youtubers like markiplier

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    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      eh, i believe his reactions since it's clear from his other videos that he gets way immersed, but it can be off-putting

    3. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Markiplier is the only Let's Player I really like.

      Yeah, he's still a little over the top, but you have to be in that kind of position in order to make something of yourself.

      But the guy's funny, nice, and cute as hell, so I'll watch.

    4. Rammite

      Rammite

      He was exceedingly nice during PAX east, despite the fact that we literally ambushed him in the middle of the front desk. Poor man just wanted to get to his seat in the exhbition hall, but he arrived an hour late just to make sure all his fans were signature'd and happy.

  7. vvhen"s the next " h o t m e m e " coming out?

  8. Starbomb is go.

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    2. Skye
    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Starbomb sounds like the final attack for some mahou shoujo character

    4. Skye

      Skye

      Also, Dangerous to Go Alone worst song? But the laid-back summertime jam... >:

  9. tis a cheerful season

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      A CHEERFUL SEASON IN HELL

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      hey guy ur mom came two months early ;)

    4. Argeon

      Argeon

      But season 5 of MLP hasn't even started yet.

  10. So I finally started candy box 2. Damn teapot.

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    2. DualJay
    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Patience, young one. You probably haven't even gotten to the cyclops's puzzle yet.

    4. DualJay

      DualJay

      I solved it and won the game.

  11. i got invisalign thingies for my teeth and my mouth is a pit of suffering

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    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      i stopped using them after I went to San Diego in 2014 and now one of my bottom teeth is behind another one

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      isn't it only supposed to take a year corvette? are your teeth a clown fiest?

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Mine are for post-braces use so basically forever or until I stop caring

  12. Man, it's so annoying when people are passive-aggressive about things that bother them.

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    2. tam

      tam

      tbh cactus hyperaggresive people would actually be less annoying than passive-aggressive

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      and that's why the walls are covered in dead babies

    4. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      yay hyperagressive

  13. Has anyone seen my Updog?

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    2. Rammite

      Rammite

      How Can Updogs Be Real If Our Mirrors Arent Real

    3. FreshHalibut
    4. Verumae

      Verumae

      meme throwback 1996

  14. the social justice movement is a conspiracy by big pharma. big pharma's three-pronged plan ("project pitchfork", to reference their satanist roots) goes as follows: induce "transtrenders" to pay for expensive transition therapy, encourage the "health at any size" movement promoting obesity and thereby earning them more money (they are in cahoots with big fast food for this one), and the self-diagnosis community will eventually be used to sell expensive prescription medications over-the-counter to people who claim to have various illnesses

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

       

      Gangster Computer God worldwide SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY, made possible SOLY by worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls, especially LIFELONG CONSTANT THRESHOLD BRAINWASH RADIO ( quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it; repeatedly this has saved my life on the streets ). FOUR BILLION worldwide population ALL living have a Computer God CONTAINMENT POLICY BRAIN BANK BRAIN, A REAL BRAIN, in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the Moon, we never see. Primarily, based on your lifelong Frankenstein radio controls, especially, your eyesight T.V. (sight, and sound) recorded by your brain. YOUR Moon BRAIN of the Computer God, activates your Frankenstein Threshold Brain Wash Radio LIFELONG, inculcating conformist propaganda, even frightening you andmixing you-up and the USUAL,"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT."for your set backs, mistakes even when you receive deadly injuries. THIS IS THE WORLDWIDE COMPUTER GOD SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY.

        Worldwide, as a Frankenstein slave, usually, at nite, you go to the nearby hospital, or camouflaged miniature hospital van trucks. You strip naked, lay on the operating table, which slides into the SEALED COMPUTER GOD ROBOT OPERATING CABINET. Intravenous tubes are connected. The slimy vicious JEW duktur simply pushes the starting button. Based upon upon your Computer God Brain on the Moon, which records progress in your systematic butchery, your butchery is continued, EXACTLY, systematically. The Computer God operating cabinet has many robot arms, with electrical and LASER BEAM knife robot arms, with Fly eye T.V. cameras watching your whole body. Every part of you is monitored, even through your Frankenstein Controls. Synthetic blood, synthetic instant sealing flesh and skin, even synthetic electrical heart beat to keep you alive, are some of the unbelieveable Computer God INSTANT PLASTIC SURGERY SECRETS. YOU ARE THE HIGHEST MOST INTELLIGENT ELECTRICAL MACHINE IN THE UNIVERSE. INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS: Usually, in a few years, you are made string bean thin, or grotesquely deformed, crippled and ugly, or even made over one foot shorter or one foot taller, as the Computer God sees fit. Virtually all of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside the Computer God sealed Robot Operating Cabinet. EVEN UNBELEIVEABLE, IMPOSSIBLE PLASTIC SURGERY OPERATIONS, ALL IMPOSSIBLE, EVEN FOR DOZENS OF VICIOUS KOSHER BOSHER DOCTORS WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK FOR WEEKS. The Computer God Sealed Robot Arm operating Cabinet can perform ALL of the above impossible plastic surgery operations, overnite, even dwarfting you over a foot to increasing your height by two feet. This is possible, because Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet imitates your micro miniature electric currents, intelligence system in your body, It even duplicates the micro miniature electric currents that soften your broken bones to create mending of them and then creates stress either compressing the bones, thereby shortening them or stress to make the bones grow longer.Spring 1984: Mr. Dec, lifelong would be duktur and printer.

        Insight to the worldwide Computer God Stratified Closed Society, perfected by hospital birth, making possible lifelong Frankenstein Controls and lifelong hampering human defects (Containment Policy).

      Hospital birth lifelong gifts Ex: Deformed, cripple, retarded, pocks, hives, warts, moles, blindness, deafness, poor vision, etc., kosher bosher Containment policy work. Guut dukturs secret health Ex: Cataract, rheumatism, weak heart, damaged vision,epilepsy, fainting spells, paralysis, loss of memory, trembling, gout, diabetis, many"DISEASES".

        The worldwide unbelievable lowest deadly gangster kosher bosher vicious medical profession, worldwide unbelievable instant plastic surgery butchery of the body and brain, ESPECIALLY THE FACE, wipe on hormones and laser beam surgery causing instant ugly,deep, WRINKLES, scares, "age spots", arthritis, freckles, blemishes, pimples, red, brown, black, or even sick white face and body (worldwide dark negroidic colored male sex organs, to brainwash inferior female brain for Over-All Plan, intermarry with nigers), total graying and balding, even hairy body and furry body, mustached, bearded women, even wipe on synthetic hormones causing Cancerous growth, bloating, swelling, deformed big pickle nose, "bull dog" hanging cheeks and jowls, from teenage gradual wipe on yellowing, browning  and blackening of teeth and instant grinding and acids leaving hollow brown stumps, so vocal chords are made "raspy aged", creating a wrinkled, ugly, gargoylic clown booze face worldwide population by age 70, deformed, crippled, weak, and BRAIN DAMAGED ( NU SENILE ) lingering for INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS - EXTERMINATION. For your only hope for a future; do you know one word of pray for me. Francis E. Dec.

       

      Computer God computerized brain thinking SEALED ROBOT OPERATING ARMS SURGERY CABINET machine removal of most of the frontal COMMAND LOBE of the brain, gradually during lifetime and OVERNITE IN ALL INSANE ASSYLUMS, after C.God kosher bosher one month probation period, creating helpless hopelsss Computer God Frankenstein Earphone Radio parroting puppet BRAINLESS SLAVES, resulting in millions of hopeless, helpless, homeless derelicts in all JerUSAlem cities and Soviet slave work camps.

        Not only the hangman rope deadly gangster parroting puppet scum on top know this top medical secret, even worse deadly gangster JEW disease from DEAF RONNIE REAGAN to USSR Gorbaczow know this ( Quotes: AYE VIE ) Computer God CONTAINMENT POLICY TOP SECRET. Eventual Brain Lobotomization of the entire world population for the worldwide deadly Gangster Communist Computer God Over-All Plan, an ideal worldwide population of liteskin,low, hopeless and helpless JEW mulattos, the Communist BLACK WAVE OF THE FUTURE.

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      I invoke Poe.

       

       

      Gents, we've lost the internet.

    4. Gyokuyoutama
  15. Nuu iTouch 5 get

    1. Binary

      Binary

      >apple products

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      >not a phone

    3. Nitzan

      Nitzan

      >le may may arrows outside of 4chan

  16. new jawn trawn

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      Totally swood, dood.

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i can't go five feet without eating shit

    3. Veez
    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      It's getting even more true to the source material with a clogged quest log.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      god how does Kat always find new ways to be adorable

      look how fucking proud of herself she is over the "hand me a pointer" thing

    3. Skye

      Skye

      Pretty sure Kat is the coolest cute character ever.

  17. nuuuuuu prequel

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      how do you guys remember to keep checking?

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Cube, if I can check Lackadaisy enough to know the day its updates hit, Prequel is easysauce.

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      feed aggregators are your friend.

  18. Major internet trouble in the DualJay household. These are the times that try men's souls.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      did the internet leak out of the cable and someone slipped on the internet juice?

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      Yes. The internet guys are coming tomorrow to fix it.

    3. <Witty Name>
  19.  jw does anyone here like the supreme clothing brand

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Don't know what the hell that is but as long as that shit's cheap and not falling apart it doesn't really matter.

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      it's the opposite of cheap, it's a designer brand. me and a few friends are trying to bot the website and snipe items with a good resale value.

    3. Paero

      Paero

      Yeah, I do. Don't be a botter though, sure you make cash from it but honestly it just fucks over the people who genuinely want it, and it's really just a shitty thing to do.

  20. twice now i've recieved 1/4 of a $100 set of 4 things from amazon

     

    amazon is going to catch untold hands

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I ordered a thing from Amazon and it never showed up.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      Try giving them a call. I had the mail carrier deliver a package to my door once and someone in my building swiped it. I called Amazon and even though they had nothing to do with it (their policy stops when they hand it to the carrier) they ordered me a replacement for free.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      It was like 3 years ago, so ehhhhh.

  21. If ya'll haven't read the Dresden Files, by Jim Butcher, you need to start.

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Yes, I've finally started the spread. First to Alex, now to you, next all of subSPUF, then the world!

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      Actually, it wasn't you who recommended it originally. At least, not for me.

  22. new prequel

    1. tam

      tam

      yeah i wanna see minions too

    2. Arm the Homeless
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