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  1. A 1970 Corvette

    My brother and his girlfriend decided to watch the Lorax. Oh my god it burns someone stop the music

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      dystopian as fuck

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Isn't that the movie where they take the original message and pound it into your face with a sledgehammer?

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Don't forget the part where the message now shoots itself in the foot, Witty

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  2. A 1970 Corvette

    At the DMV, passed the test ez and then... Failed the eye test. Hit up an optometrist, he made an exception. I guess... I guess that means Megane-Corvette is now canon. I'll have to pick up my prescription sometime next week. God dammit.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      What was your vision like? I was amazed by how much more I could see after getting glasses.

    2. Medic

      Medic

      You need glasses? That sucks. But at least you didn't fail your actual driving test yet.

    3. tsc

      tsc

      Heh, I nearly failed mine.

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  3. A 1970 Corvette

    So, I'm going to be hitting up the DMV tomorrow morning to take the Learner's Permit test. Maybe I should study or something.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      good luck!

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i can't drive because i take like 99999999mg of klonopin daily

    3. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      Look, you are probably going to drive automatic. Sheep can manage that.

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  4. A 1970 Corvette

    Theme song for tonight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0rnmwVy2s

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Well I just had to go and dust it off

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      [HAPPENING INTENSIFIES]

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      You're just dressing up an old joke as something new.

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  5. A 1970 Corvette

    A reminder that should Guy say anything about my penguins, it is wrong.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      That's a command, not a statement of fact. It cannot be considered right or wrong, as there is no fact stated.

      HOWEVER, it could be considered as either a wise command, or an unwise command.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I think the rational conclusion to be made here is that you should give me all of your hats.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      I agree.

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  6. A 1970 Corvette

    Whew, a lot of shit happened today. Wore a suit to school because of a field trip in Networking (They said business casual, but I ain't no casual) then after school went to YCS preregistration, registered for the main tournament, traded and bought some cards, and then came home. What a great start to my Spring Break.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Glad you had fun~

      Enjoy your break.

    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      sounds cool! Sharp suit sounds splendid

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'd post pictures but the only pictures I have make me look weetarded.

      Someone should have told me my hair was covering half my face.

  7. A 1970 Corvette

    I made a lot of food because I thought people were staying to eat. Everyone leaves. I'm sitting here with a bunch of quesadillas now. What the fuck am I going to do?

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      I wish I had a fuckton of quesadillas.

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Food is for eating.

    3. Medic

      Medic

      Freeze it and use it for meals later on.

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  8. A 1970 Corvette

    Weekly Digital Painting Club Request Status Post (WDPCRSP for short). Any ideas?

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Fix'd Cube's response: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/23/Demoman_jeers01.wav?t=20100625222727

    2. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Draw a stick disguised as a Spy

    3. Grobag

      Grobag

      Nice.

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  9. A 1970 Corvette

    Is it bad that going over the Vietnam War in history makes me want to watch Full Metal Jacket?

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Yes. You're now Mecha Hitler Stalin.

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      The historical accuracy is obviously why you may think that.

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Well, it's a more entertaining film than Apocalypse Now.

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  10. A 1970 Corvette

    Another Gakkou Gurashi chapter, another avatar.

  11. A 1970 Corvette

    Doing a Poetry Explication Paper™, and I can't stop writing "stamda" instead of "stanza."

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Make it pop.

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      George Costamda?

    3. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      Why can't I rep comments in statuses...

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  12. A 1970 Corvette

    Weekly Digital Painting Club post: GIVE ME IDEAS OF SOMETHING TO DRAW. I'll try not to make awful math puns.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Draw a personification of the Internet

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Demoman with a bunch of french girls.

    3. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Your favourite pokemon starters

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  13. A 1970 Corvette

    Man, I always enjoy going to YOMPFFG in mine spare time.

  14. A 1970 Corvette

    Got recognized for being the best in my Networking program. That'd be a bigger accomplishment if it wasn't the smallest program area in our school, with a whopping 14 people. Not complaining though, free food.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      Grats, dude!

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      wait you got free food for doing something what planet do you live on

    3. Argeon

      Argeon

      I got free food for working at my school's pizza stand.

      Thank you capitalism.

  15. A 1970 Corvette

    I made cookies~

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      *then

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      We're still selective about enrollment, though, so only some can join.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I killed all the Maidassaassains by raising dongers, so does that make me above cookies?

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  16. A 1970 Corvette

    Today is so conducive to not getting anything done, yet I have a bunch of shit to do. This is gonna be fun.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Holy shit I got stuff done

      [THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE]

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      UNPOSSIBLE

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      @cube

      INCONCEIVABLE

      fix'd

  17. A 1970 Corvette

    Speaking of pokémon, what's the best Eeveelution?

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Any answer but Glaceon is wrong.

    2. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Personally, I think Flareon's the best. Game-wise, Espeon or Jolteon rock. Honorable mention to Glaceon too, for pretty much carrying my team in HeartGold.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      I like seeing the Eeveelutions because Trace can really help in fucking a few of 'em up.

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  18. A 1970 Corvette

    I'm in Digital Painting Club, someone give me ideas for what to draw.

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      it's okay, Im just tsundere

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Would you really do that to me, Raz?

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Draw Demoman with a bunch of french girls.

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  19. A 1970 Corvette

    Would you guys watch a show about a witch-lawyer who constantly uses the vague-ass rules of magic to win every court case?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      lol good job subverting my expectations nerd

      But I actually am kind of intrigued. Would it be a universe where magic is commonplace and well-known, or a sort of Dresden Files situation where most people think the protagonist is crazy?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Magic is a thing for intellectuals, clearly.

      After all, why'd you hire a magical lawyer if you knew how magic worked to begin with?

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      But everyone knows magic is real, is what I meant.

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  20. A 1970 Corvette

    Grhgrghrgh my router is being shit right now. Need to tighten this shit up and find out why it's cutting out every time an errant breeze passes it by.

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Have you tried blowing on it?

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Bribe it with cookies.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Did you steal my router Corv? Because that's the exact same shit that's been going on for WEEKS with mine

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  21. A 1970 Corvette

    Dodgeball is fun. Hurting your legs because you're so good at dodging isn't.

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      Here's a video of me winning at dodgeball. I'm the guy in the blue shirt:

    2. Spycicle

      Spycicle

      I went to get a friend out in dodgeball once and the ball slipped out of my hands, so it flew backwards

      fug

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      #humblebrag

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  22. A 1970 Corvette

    I'm in Digital Painting Club and don't know what to draw. Give inspiration.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Next time draw BfNY so that we don't have to wait two years to see it

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I have drawn stuff for BfNY, though.

      Just check my BfNY character profile.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Well you never drew me. WE HAD A DEAL, YOU JERK! MELODRAMA OVER ART! YOU'RE WORSE THAN STALIN MCHITLER!

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  23. A 1970 Corvette

    I'm eating a hot dog with ketchup. I can hear Doop screaming in frustration from here.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      You're under 18, the ketchup on hotdog rule wont apply to minors

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Ha! I put hot dogs on my ketchup! Much better that way...

    3. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      gah hot dogs suck

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  24. A 1970 Corvette

    Man, I'm really loving the Fire Fist + X-Saber deck I built. It's probably just because it takes the current meta of Fire Fists and injects my favourite archetype, X-Sabers into it.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      FIVE JOKERS, BEST HAND I WIN FOREVER

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      have a nice day.

    3. Grobag

      Grobag

      Baa badaa ba ba bada daa

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  25. A 1970 Corvette

    I occasionally get reminded that I curse a whole lot, both on the internet and real life. As it stands, though, I'm too uncouth to actually care.

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      perkele

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      http://satwcomic.com/a-bad-day

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      Watch your collective mouthes.

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