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  1. Starting High School tomorrow. Wish me luck - I might not see you guys as frequently anymore.

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    2. Huff

      Huff

      SAT/ACT discussion should go in that thread, but having answered a question unrelated to Comeau's status doesn't warrant locking the status. Unlocked.

    3. tsc

      tsc

      I don't see how any of the discussion in this thread was unrelated, but I'll concede the point.

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Don't worry, Comeau. It isn't that bad. Trust me, I just went through it two weeks ago.

  2. what day is it for you US citizens? it's a fine Thursday for me.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      this is awCOWPUNful

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Yeah yeah, more puns. Can we please moove on?

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Why don't we steer this status in a different direction.

  3. THE RECLAIMATION OF MY STEAM ACCOUNT APPROACHES MEN! PREPARE YOUR TINY FACES.

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    2. Rammite

      Rammite

      O FRABJOUS DAY! CALLOOH, CALLAY!

    3. A 1970 Corvette
    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Am I bad for knowing what Rammite's comment was in reference to?

  4. i might be asking a very sensitive question but can somebody explain where the heck Nitzan is? I haven't seen him around the forums in forever and I can't remember if something happened between people or what, but if somebody could explain that would be very much appreciated.

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    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      @DualJay

      Nice response dude, looks like you really got him good.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      He didn't like how subspuf operated, but he still hangs out in the MLM mumble nowadays.

    4. Primal Phoenix

      Primal Phoenix

      "because we didn't talk enough about pony tulpas or some irrelevant bullshit like that"

       

      Yea dude confirming Nitzan can't get enough of those pony tulpas.

  5. With all inner will left behind at the door, I have begun to sink my feet into the endless limbo that is eating raw garlic. Help me.

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    2. Unromantic XYTWO
    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i use garlic as chewing gum

    4. Medic

      Medic

      Roasted garlic is nice too. Get a bulb of garlic, chop the top off, pour on some oil, pepper and salt, wrap in foil, roast in the oven at about 350F/Gas mark 5 for 30-45 minutes.

  6. I've made up my mind; time is running out (make a move)! Oh, we can go on! Do you understand, it's all in your hands?

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    2. Icecubes of Fury

      Icecubes of Fury

      IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

    3. Paero

      Paero

      GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      One night wandering in the Everglades, I'd one drink (but no more).

  7. Half-Elf Magus/Fighter with Crossbow proficiency and Battle axe side arm; Am I too OP for Pathfinder yet?

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    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      Hey, there's a tiefling over here.

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Ach, feckin elves...

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Cube, what you're saying is very hurtful :'(

  8. First thing to do at a funeral in Pathfinder: Yell at a person for being a racist to elves.

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    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      am i missing something

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Just some nerds doing nerdy roleplay, don't mind us.

      @Veez Maybe you need to get gud at woodcrafting

    4. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Just trade them lava, Veez. Large amounts of lava. For free. With no container. To be delivered directly on top of them.

  9. I am free from junior high! YAY!

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Not all of the junior high grades can get high school credit.

    3. Veez

      Veez

      Meanwhile, I'm still stuck in High School.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      high school seniors represent

      i'm ready to bully- I mean encourage the underclassmen to not be shits

  10. help me, I need a name for an ogre pimp/gang leader for my homebrew AD&D 1e campaign and I don't know how to name ogres

  11. kd, konkey dong is ereh. he's the ladder of the baunch, you knew him smell; he's finally back to kick some back

  12. I'm in Latvia. This is fun!

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    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Say hi to Dr. Doom for me.

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Two Latvian lying down and looking at clouds. One sees potato. Other sees hopeless dream. Is same cloud.

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Dr. Doom lives in LatvERia, not Latvia. Get it right.

      /nerd

  13. Have you honored Aqjul'h-Quvdyut with your flesh today?

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    2. Comeau

      Comeau

      ((p.s. this is a god I made for a fictional universe o' mine.))

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Vorn the Unspeakable is about 843208171205428 times better

    4. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i made a demigod named "sweaty"

      he is a giant anthropomorphic ballsack and he wrecks all of your characters

  14. Very scurred for the War. I have very fear sir.

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    2. Veez

      Veez

      Fine then, we'll do it in Poland.

    3. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      But Comrade! We have always been at war with Eastasia! You should have nothing to fear! UNLESS YOU ARE TRAITOROUS SWINE?

    4. Spycicle

      Spycicle

      Make sure if it ends up as a nuclear war that blows up everything you take away Australia first so we don't have to put up with the fearing and the scariness and the glavin

  15. Anybody on here play Warhammer 40k? If so, how good are the Catachan Jungle Fighters (as a subdivision of the Imperial Guard)?

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    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Dakka? I think this is your department.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Never played the tabletop, but I'm really interested in the lore and vidya gaems.

    4. Medic

      Medic

      Dunno. I'm a 'Nid person. Also I don't play any more because fucking hell it was expensive.

  16. On the Pathfinder build server now, Argeon! Les' go!

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      1. Add eachother on Steam

      2. ???

      3. Profit

    3. Argeon

      Argeon

      Comeau's account was hacked. Can't add him - I've tried.

    4. Comeau

      Comeau

      +truth, Brother. And the worst part is that /they can't confirm it wasn't me who was online while I was hacked/.

  17. School is coming up soon - shit, I gotta get my stuff ready!

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I fully intend to run out of my house yelling "I'M LATE" with a piece of toast in my mouse tomorrow as well

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Corv

      I don't think that's a good thing to do to your mouse

      don't do that

    4. Arm the Homeless
  18. without any context, under what circumstances would a GM be ballsy enough to allow anybody to make and play an ogre PC within a Pathfinder campaign (don't look at me like that)

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      He was going to ban the Shrek, until he got high. He was going to make you reroll, but then he got high. He's going to have to have an ogre and he knows why. Because he got high, because he got high, because he got high.

    3. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      fuck off man nobody likes arctic monkeys

    4. Comeau

      Comeau

      are the conditions at all different based upon the player/dickhole trying to waste time (AKA me) for no campaign at all actually TRIED to salvage the broken bullshit that is the ogre under Monstrous Races

  19. So where do male rape victims fit into this plan? I can't tell; all I see is "WOMEN ARE VICTIMS" painted all over this. http://www.torontosun.com/2015/03/06/premier-kathleen-wynne-announces-new-sexual-violence-and-harassment-plan

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I AM BIG MAN MUST EXPAND DONG

    3. Verumae

      Verumae

      just about everything in the plan itself is gender-neutral. did you even read it? also, the solution to achieving equality is literally never marginalizing rape victims, and that applies to victims of both genders

    4. Razputin

      Razputin

      You're now doing exactly what we always mock SJWs about: "they don't specifically mention men/women that makes it sexist!"

  20. speaking of irish things, how do I make the obnoxious Irish halfling fighter/thief/magic-user BBEG in one of my homebrew campaign's modules as obnoxious as possible

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    2. Expresate
    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      insist on narrating his actions with a gratuitous accent

    4. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Change his race from Halfling to Kender.

  21. No plan for my courses when I OSCR. No progress done on the mapping for my AD&D campaign. Joining a shitty RP forum for future trolling and adding that to my list of worries. SPRING BREAK, WELL SPENT; TRULY A QUALITY USE OF MY TIME.

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    2. Comeau

      Comeau

      Advanced Dungeons & Dragons; think 3.5/Pathfinder except with overcomplicated grappling mechanics and racial class/class-level limitations.

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I can't, because I've never played either.

    4. Rammite

      Rammite

      Think RPGs, but with all of the fun modern stuff taken away, and with a lot more imagination.

      Now take away the fun modern stuff again.

  22. I return from the grave on a gaddamn sleigh driven by snakes. Analogies are fun, grandma!

  23. Just beat MGS2. HERE I COME PATRIOTS AND LIQUID

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      You doing chronological order?

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      When does the nanomachines

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Was that the one where you played as not-cyborg Raiden? Why would you even wanna do that?

  24. FUck Phillip Banks. BANKS wants to empty the BANKS, fill all our streets with banks, and run a BANK-making operation out of his banks.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Hey G, would you make me a sandwich?

    2. Huff

      Huff

      nough

    3. Arm the Homeless
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