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  1. Arm the Homeless

    I removed a delicious kebab for best Turkey.

    1. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      When I was abroad I lived like a block away from this mindblowingly good kebab place. And it was really cheap too-£2.50 got you probably like 2 lbs of meat. I really miss it...

    2. Huff

      Huff

      The multitude of Turks here in Germany means quality kebab 24/7

    3. Medic

      Medic

      Being next door to Turkey means best kebabs ever.

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  2. Arm the Homeless

    I sold most of my CS:GO skins to buy a streamer Sakura Spirit. What am I doing with my life

    1. Confusedn't

      Confusedn't

      tits 'n' ass

    2. Paero

      Paero

      ass 'n' titties

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Did the streamer at least have huge tits

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  3. Arm the Homeless

    I think I scared Paero with a fanfiction about /r/montageparodies members (themaawong, Snipars, Fapplet, and Swagnemite in particular), Gabe Newell, Princess Celestia, and Snoop Doge.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I will summarize it: 360 bluntscope mlg hardcore dunklord scrubkiller 9000 yolo swag

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      Quickscope: BOOM 420 Meme frog *insert LoL clan* SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY mlg mlg mlg 2 kool 4 skool Let the Bass Cannon Kick It

    3. Paero

      Paero

      get noscoped

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  4. Arm the Homeless

    I think I've done it. I finally convinced a YouTube conspiracy theorist that he's wrong.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      that's funny

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      coincidence

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Well, that's what the MAN wants you to believe, sheep.

  5. Arm the Homeless

    I think I've got a good weekend project to work on. I want to make an Android or iPhone game similar to TF2 Crate Simulator, but with Payday 2's drill. All you do is get a safe or vault you have to drill open. You tap and hold to apply the drill and whenever it breaks down you have to restart it.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Maybe I can also add in Bag Throwing Simulator as an added bonus to Drill Repair Simulator.

    2. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Make it free, throw in tons of adds and make loadsa moneh.

  6. Arm the Homeless

    I think Microsoft's marketing strategy is finally working.

    1. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      -waits for google chrome the anime-

  7. Arm the Homeless

    I used the Socratic Method in a debate once. The judge gave me max points just for using it.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I just looked it up. I seem to use it quite a bit.

      In fact, I just did with FireBug.

  8. Arm the Homeless

    I want my alts to be accepted into SPUF again. I'm missing out on the amazing Itsurblug

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I don't have enough time to contribute to SPUF at all, nearly. Are you suggesting I leave SPUFpowered by the wayside, even after I started Dungeons and Derails?

    2. Medic

      Medic

      If you attach your SPUF account to an actual Steam account, you get in straight away.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      That's a misconception. The mods are just lazy with SPUD and don't come on SPUF that much.

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  9. Arm the Homeless

    I want Oreo-O's again. Also, I remember there being a Lemmings clone with Oreo-O's (don't ask me why I remember this).

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      And no I'm not asking my Korean family to send me them.

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      http://www.amazon.com/Post-Oreo-Os-Cereal-250g/dp/B00CFJUX9M/ref=pd_sxp_grid_pt_0_0

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      What I was really looking for was the original US box and stuff, but that works too.

  10. Arm the Homeless

    I want to make an FPS where you can only use Sniper Rifles of different kinds, but all of them are extremely gimicky. As in one can only noscope. One can only allow you to scope in for a second. One can only be fired in the air. And other ideas. Also fedoras. Lots of fedoras.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      It's that or a literal walking simulator. Or maybe a MUD. Maybe with Fallout PnP. Yes or no?

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      we need more soda drinking simulators

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Make a bullet hell 2D platformer where you have to be constantly using the arrow keys and the mouse to succeed

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  11. Arm the Homeless

    I want to sleep

     vid.webm

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      it's summer

      i want to die

  12. Arm the Homeless

    I was told 8chan exists. Jesus christ 2chan has had so many schisms.

  13. Arm the Homeless

    I wasted all my time on a snow day playing a time management sim

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      the future, ladies and gentlemen

  14. Arm the Homeless

    I went and remade it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn4-QPeaDmc

  15. Arm the Homeless

    I wrote a 12 page essay to a friend as a Christmas present as a joke. What the fuck am I doing with my life. The essay isn't even done.

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      hah. me and some other friends, to be exact me and four friends, we wrote a choose your own adventure for a mate's birthday which was today. 22K words, 123 pages and a party later, he likes it and he likes it a lot.

  16. Arm the Homeless

    I'm back from west coast adventures. Should I make a blog thread?

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Sure why not.

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      If there's enough to blog about

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I have pictures and a story about how Vegas tried to nickle and dime me within the first few minutes of me being in the Strip.

  17. Arm the Homeless

    I'm the king of the castle and you're the lowly rascal.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      wait is that from Crash Into Me?

  18. Arm the Homeless

    I'm thinking of making a SPUF Thread Simulator. Time for nonstop browsing to find the most cringe-worthy posts.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Also, I already know Binary made one. But it didn't have the Mario music or Gunslinger

  19. Arm the Homeless

    I'm trying to register dank.meme. I'm position 28 for the reservation.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      it's going to be a site dedicated to john cena

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      You mean http://magicalgirls.moe? 

  20. Arm the Homeless

    I've always been on the fence about this: is Killing Floor a game that is worth getting?

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      Only if you have friends with mics to play with.

      Otherwise, it's kinda boring.

    2. Rammite

      Rammite

      With Killing Floor 2 around the corner, I'd say wait for that. But it is absolutely worth the money.

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      Yes, it certainly is. Although you should wait for a sale because KF2 is right around the corner.

      While playing with pubs is more bearable than most other games, having a few friends to play it with is pretty recommendable.

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  21. Arm the Homeless

    if everyone complains about my status posts why do people even click on them any more

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      repped for truthposting

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I don't know man, why do people complain when I take a fat shit in the middle of the road? I mean they looked at me while I did it so they obviously liked it.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      2072250.png

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  22. Arm the Homeless

    If Hatred gets on Steam with an AO rating, that might open the gates for AO games entirely

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      yeah but the fact that its not on steam, so if Hatred actually does get in with an AO rating, it would open the floodgates for H-games and such in their entirety

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      "Free Weekend: Hentai"

      embrace the madness

      its' already too late

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      if Hatred gets on steam, I'm blocking every one of my friends I see playing it.

      #fullMcIntosh #Hypocrite

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  23. Arm the Homeless

    If I ever go back to Vegas I should randomly hide Star caps.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      In Alaska someone marked certain areas with HL2-esque lambdas in orange paint

      it was weird, man

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      >Not New Mexico

      They fucked up man

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Its the Aurora, they found it already

  24. Arm the Homeless

    If you haven't yet, you should consider signing up for SPUF Fight Night, the Minecraft PvP Event I'm starting. It will probably start tommorrow 6 PM EST.

  25. Arm the Homeless

    im andy salad and im killing this meme track

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