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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine." He lost 33 kilos that week.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1330754003/bear-simulator

There was already a way better bear game, what the fuck, this one doesn't even come with bear dlc

:freddiespin: :freddiespin: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :freddiespin: :freddiespin:

Not only that, but public schools get paid by attendance. Prohibiting non-vaccinated kids from attending means they don't get paid as much, and with our struggling educational system, they need every penny they can get... Which they promptly spend on their sports budget. -Sigh-

It was just a ripoff of Brother Bear and had the most misleading trailers I've seen in a long time. "You wanted a fantasy epic with a kickass female protagonist? TOO BAD! You get mommy daughter drama and bears."

Disney's in house animation could certainly handle this. Pixar hasn't been great recently. 

Thank you based Nickel Creek

Getting real sick of your shit Disney.

At first I was like "Oh, Incredibles 2, that sounds cool." Then I saw Cars 3 and now I'm just mad.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah, I've made it quite clear in the past that I'm not a big fan of America and its Judicial system is one of the main reasons.

Quit being bossy!

based as fuck cover