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God, I fucking love this show.

Even better than before. Seems Disney have finally produced their single kilogram of mercy and kindness to new licenses per year, and imparted it to Gravity Falls with a bigger budget and more advertising. First 3 episodes of season 2 are out and already, they have some really funny moments, some pretty exciting and scary stuff (episode 2 is basically a teen-rated version of The Thing) and some genuinely heartwarming stuff. Plus Zombie Soos is fucking hilarious. Actually, if I can get on my soapbox right now, I think children's cartoons are probably getting better and better with every year. I mean, sure, the classics of yesteryear are still great, but just thinking of 2005 onwards, we've had Avatar: The Last Airbender as well as Avatar: The Legend of Korra, then we've had MLP: Friendship is Magic, Wonder Over Yonder, Adventure Time, Phineas and Ferb... I mean, there's still crap getting shoveled around, and live action shows for children seems to be going in the opposite direction by somehow getting worse and worse at time goes on, but I felt it'd be worth noting that cartoons are generally improving as time goes on.

Completely innocent? Footage of him robbing a convenience store was found. But obviously, he didn't deserve to be shot to death for that. As for whether or not the police officer was actually being attacked by him, yes, I believe it hasn't been proven one way or the other.

The best pickup line is still a Dutch pun that sadly doesn't translate at all

yes that was me best site in the whole internet

Beneath this spoiler, there is the best pickup line you will ever see. Spoiler

Oh look, it's Rammite's mega evolution.

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I want this patch.

Alright, I had the weirdest fucking dream I have ever experienced that I can remember last night. For whatever reason, I was at one of my close childhood friends and soon-to-be roommate's parent's house in this dream and there were a truckload of people there. Turns out, I am getting married. I don't know why that would take place at my friend's parent's house, but sure why not. So I was getting married to my high-school crush, who I haven't spoken to in several years now, named Sofie. Apparently I hadn't invited my parents to the wedding. In fact I hadn't even told them that I was getting married and I had this really bad sinking feeling in my stomach because I felt really bad about not telling them or inviting them, it was the only thing I could think about, as I was talking to people at the wedding about random shit. So then my bride to-be comes over and we start conversing and suddenly it hits me: She's a Scientologist. So not only am I getting married at my friend's parent's house without my own being present or even knowing about it, I am getting married to a Scientologist. (Sofie wasn't a Scientologist though, not to my knowledge anyway) and I just remember thinking in the dream: "Well fuck, that's really bad. I am guaranteed to have to go through one divorce". Suddenly i'm sitting there, waiting for my bride to walk up the church floor and my best men are the people I usually hang out with on Mumble: Silent, Grier, Rhombo, Ntizan and Marcus and they're laughing their asses off because I am confessing to them that I really don't want to do this, because she is a Scientologist and I felt really confused about the fact that I didn't remember that until we were at this point in the wedding. Not only were my best men my Mumble buddies, but the minister for the ceremony was Facade for whatever fucking reason and he was being super smug about the fact that I was getting married throughout the dream. I was woken up from the dream just as we were about to start the ceremony by a really loud scooter driving right past my window.